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Sorry, I gave birth

Summary:

That one where Pangi goes into labour live on stream. Thing is, he doesn't even know he's pregnant.

Notes:

I'M BACK BITCHES!!!
I both am and am not sorry for this. This is the product of 2am, my Heated Rivalry fic phase and being enabled. I learnt Work Skins for this thing, that's how committed I was to the bit.

This is probably the only time I'll ever write mpreg. Ever. And its really really not-graphic. And I also think its the first mpreg fic on the pangkey tag??? Why am *I* responsible for that??

Warnings: Medically inaccurate cuz you think ya girl understands how having a baby works??? God no. Also all tumblr blogs are entirely fictional characters with fictional views, based on nobody in particular (istg if there's someone with these usernames out there I'm sorry, this ain't about you), set to represent tumblr fandom culture - not necessarily my own views.

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CubitoGaySex PangkeyWarrior CubitoGaySex why pangi is pregnant - an essay: Keep reading PangkeyWarrior OP I am baffled by your wondrous mind and how you came up with this beautiful beautiful fanfic plot CubitoGaySex This isn't a fanfic??? He's actually pregnant? 6 notes

LocalFandomOwl CubitoGaySex CubitoGaySex this is an awful amount of pee breaks for one stream just saying 👀👀👀 LocalFandomOwl he pees when he's nervous??? 3 notes

CubitoGaySex EmpireDuoOrDie CubitoGaySex is it me or has pangi be complaining about feeling sick on stream the past couple months? almost like he's preg-💥💥💥 EmpireDuoOrDie Or maybe he's just really stressed about everything going on with his mom? OP this is creepy as fuck CubitoGaySex Says the person bringing up his home life. Kinda parasocial? We all know pangi doesn't discuss that on stream for a reason 4 notes

ReasonablyUnreasonable PangiNeuron CubitoGaySex And if I said that I think its interesting that when I met Pangi at TCEU26 he looked like he gained weight even though he's been trying to train harder for his triathalon so should be losing more weight, then what? Is that not the most pregnancy-core thing you've ever heard? PangiNeuron Bro we know Pangi has been self conscious about his training process lately because he's been getting tired more easily on runs. Can we not shine so much light on him suddenly gaining weight? He might get self-conscious. ReasonablyUnreasonable is it me or is prevs message kinda fatphobic? #and OPs post ios crazy too.#what are we SAYING #theres so many reasons Pangi could be gaining weight rn# check your biases#also are we just ignoring how OP used the phrase "pregnancy-core"#instead of pregnancy symptoms#discourse 11 notes


Oh fuck.

Pangi was gonna have to end stream early, if this kept up.

He wanted to keep streaming. He hadn't been able to stream much lately, because he'd been so tired and sick, so he wanted to be able to push through his stomach cramps today. All he had to do is finish this build and he could end stream. It should be simple.

Pangi sucked in a harsh breath and felt the wave of pain start to dwindle again. It had started a little after he'd began stream, sharp and sudden. Since then, an hour had passed and the pain had slowly become harder and harder to ignore. Each wave had come faster and faster, getting stronger with each hit. It was starting to feel like his insides were being wrung out like a towel.

He couldn't finish building his next Lifesteal set like this. Every few minutes he had to hold back from moaning in pain. Pangi could do cramps. He was an athlete for fucks sake. But this was worse than his regular muscle cramps, or all the other time he'd been sick lately. This was scary. At first he thought he'd just eaten something bad. But, now, he was worried his appendix was about to burst live on stream. It had to be something that life-threatening if he felt this immobilised by it.

Chat noticed. They definitely noticed. He'd already spotted a couple messages in chat joking that his stilted breathing was because he was being sucked off under the table. Besides, he couldn't hold a conversation like this. He could barely pay attention to his own thoughts, let alone what he was talking about.

Another wave hit. Pangi felt his inside clench as white-hot pain ripped through him. He needed to end stream. Now.

He steadily breathed through the pain and logged out of Lifesteal.

"Sorry chat, I'm really tired again and, not gonna lie, I feel kinda sick" Pangi sighed once the pain had subsided, "I'll be live again on Wednesday."

He carefully, hands suddenly shaking, sent through a raid to Zam, and ended stream.


Pangi's sister knew something was wrong as she heard her brother's uneven gait walking downstairs to the living room. She hurried out of the kitchen to catch him at the bottom of the stairs, and wrap him into a tight hug. She felt him tremble in her arms. Eventually, he steadied himself and backed away, face contorted into a grimace.

"Are you good?" she asked him, concern seeping into her voice.

He blinked slowly, eyes red rimmed, "Yeah, my stomach just hurts."

"Do you want me to get something?" she offered.

Before he could respond, her brother's face twisted in pain, hands grasping at his stomach. She wrapped an arm around his shoulders and helped him walk himself over to the sofa, where he slumped down into the cushions. He looked like a wreck.

After a second, he finally seemed to gain a semblance of composure and whined, "some water might help?"

"On it." She said, turning back to the kitchen.

When she returned to the kitchen, Binky had curled up on Pangi's lap, clearly sensing something was wrong. An unsteady hand took the water from her.

She watched as he sipped the water, other hand absentmindedly stroking the dog. She considered her brother's state. The clear mass amounts of pain he'd been in; how sick he'd been lately; how tired and miserable he'd been for months now. A lot of it she'd chalked up to stress. Their mom was sick: of course her big brother felt shitty. But now, seeing her brother, her childhood best friend, the boy she played princesses with as a kid, be reduced to a shaky mess in pain on their sofa… Something in the back of her mind was screaming. She recognised this repetitive, sharp, strong pain coming in waves. She'd seen it before, heard about it before. She just couldn't place where.

Pangi tensed, and she watched as another wave of pain racked through him.

Oh… That's what this was.

God, she needed to get her pregnant brother to the hospital. Now.


No fucking way Pangi was pregnant. He had appendicitis at worst. That was far more likely. His sister was being crazy.

The chances he was even able to get pregnant were slim to none. Sure, it wasn't impossible for men to get pregnant. Plus, he'd never been tested to see if he could. The chances were just too tiny for that to be necessary. So, he didn't know for sure if that was possible. Pangi tried not to think about that night in a hotel room in Amsterdam where he and Lukey had decided to go without a condom. There was no way one silly decision could- No! The not-pregnant odds were just way too high for him to even consider that.

Sure, he loved his sister, but he just didn't see what she was seeing.

Maybe he'd been tired lately… and a little sick… and peeing a lot… and gaining weight in spite of his regular gym regimen… but that couldn't be pregnancy, right?

Right?

There was no way, surely.

The pain once again washed over him.

He let his sister guide him into the back of an Uber to the hospital.


BatInACatHat PangiNeuron BatInACatHat Both pangi and lukey ended early😔 What will I do with my free time now? PangiNeuron Bats, don't you have schoolwork? BatInACatHat FUCK 3 notes

EmpireDuoOrDie LocalFandomOwl LocalFandomOwl Is lukey good? EmpireDuoOrDie I'm really worried for him, I hope he's okay 24 notes

Lesbians4Pangi EmpireDuoOrDie Lesbians4Pangi i just got home from a pride event, where's my lukey scary saturday (but on a Tuesday)? EmpireDuoOrDie Sorry oomf he ended early because an emergency came up :// Lesbians4Pangi this is homophobic 9 notes

PangiNeuron Anyone else worried that Lukey's emergency is to do with Pangi being sick today? 27 notes

PangkeyWarrior What if the "emergency" that Lukey had to end stream for was Pangi's di-💥💥💥 37 notes

ReasonablyUnreasonable God why can't anyone in this fandom treat Pangi and Lukey like their own people! 58 notes

PangiNeuron CubitogaySex PangiNeuron Anyone else worried that Lukey's emergency is to do with Pangi being sick today? CubitoGaySex Because Pangi's pregnaaaaant. We know this. PangiNeuron prev who's we? 27 notes


Pangi 🔥PNGI 09/06/2026

@everyone Sorry for another short stream yesterday. I really wanted to keep going with the Lifesteal build but it turns out I was in labour. I gave birth to a baby girl at 20:41 CET. Don't worry, we're both happy and healthy.
I'm really sorry, I know some of you will be disappointed by me not streaming as much lately. I'm pushing the Lifesteal recording back to Saturday and streaming again on Wednesday to finish the build.
See you there!


CubitoGaySex "Pangi is pregnant" I say into the microphone. The crowd boos. "No they are right" someone says I look into the crowd to see Pangi Pangolin standing up, holding his newborn daughter 42 notes

EmpireDuoOrDie [Image Description: A tumblr Destiel Meme, in which the first panel is Supernatural character Castiel saying "I love you" and the second panel is Supernatural character Dean saying "Pangi just gave birth"] 125 notes

EmpireDuoOrDie BatInACatHat BatInACatHat Guys I think we projected our period cramps too hard 0-0 EmpireDuoOrDie Never! 73 notes

PangkeyWarrior big day for the pangi pregnancy blog 18 notes

LocalFandomOwl Congrats to Pangi on the baby! 96 notes

Lesbians4Pangi PANGI'S INTO MEN???? 107 notes

ReasonablyUnreasonable BatInACatHat EmpireDuoOrDie guys catch up we knew pangi was bisexual BatInACatHat No the fudge we didn't? ReasonablyUnreasonable OP its weird and parasocial to speculate on ccs sexualities like that 26 notes

CubitoGaySex they hated jesus because he spoke the truth 41 notes

PangiNeuron PangkeyWarrior PangkeyWarrior I'm so happy for Pangi and his daughter PangkeyWarrior I just know that man is going to be the best girl dad ever PangiNeuron HELL YEAH HE WILL BE 88 notes

MCSoRgy LocalFandomOwl MCSoRgy its so funny watching everyone on the dash shitpost about that Pangi guy having some fake pregnancy. the new goncharov 🙂‍↕️ LocalFandomOwl prev pangi actually gave birth MCSoRgy what??? 148 notes

MCSoRgy thanks for whoever sent me the discord message confirming that Pangi did in fact give birth. I'm happy for him! 39 notes


Pangi looked down at the swaddled baby in his arms. So this was real. He was a father.

HE WAS A FATHER!

Pangi had wanted this for so long. For years he had been cooing at his friends' babies, yearning for it to be his turn but reasoning that it could never happen. He was too busy to date a girl or have a baby.

Yet, here he was: daughter in his arms, healthy and content; baby daddy on his way into the country (with his editor in tow).

Sophie couldn't have had worse timing. This was the year Pangi was supposed to be on the YouTube grind. He had been doing so well with it, too. And now this little surprise had come and wrecked his plans. Not that he could ever hate her for it. He'd only had Sophie for 4 hours and he was already wrapped around her little finger.

His chest was filled with warmth as he gazed down at her big brown eyes, blinking owlishly back at him. Yet, guilt was churning away somewhere deep in his gut.

He'd failed her already. Not realised he'd been pregnant. Not been as careful as he could've. Luckily, she was healthy. It was a good thing he hadn't been drinking since the streamer awards, and the doctors had already ruled out fetal alcohol syndrome. But, so much could've gone so wrong. The thought plagued him.

And not only had he disappointed her, but he'd disappointed the pangoneers. He hadn't streamed much, and he doubted he was going to make up for it for the next year, if his daughter was going to be his centre of attention (and she was, he had already decided that). This was his universe now. Chat were going to bully him so hard for that.

Fuck. Did this make him unc?

He went back to admiring his baby, and tried to push his anxieties out of his brain. She was a good distraction, he'd give her that.


Lukey
@Lukeyttv

Going to be streaming less for the next couple months. Unlocked a new sidequest 😎

Maybe you guys will be able to see it one day…

23:09 PM · Jun 9, 2026


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The birth of Sophie was a surprise, Lukey won't deny that. With so much on both their plates, neither he nor Pangi really had time for a baby. Its not that they didn't want kids, but now was not the moment.

But, when Lukey walked into the hospital room late that night, with Tertel trailing after him, and saw Pangi positively beaming at the baby girl, he couldn't help but let himself have this family. Take a break from the industry work and streaming and just let himself play happy little family with Pangi.

He had little faith in his ability as a father, to be honest. His own father had been fine, but he had little stability in his family growing up. He was also good with his younger siblings, which he supposed counted for something, but that didn't really feel the same. He was still willing to try fatherhood, for Pangi. He knew Pangi also lacked some of that domestic stability, maybe more so than Lukey. So if Pangi wanted this then Lukey should give it a go too.

Besides, the moment he actually got to hold, Sophie, his daughter, all doubts about having her left his mind instantly. That was his baby girl. She would be the rest of his world now. He quickly accepted this honour.

Once Pangi and Sophie were both officially deemed healthy enough to leave the hospital, the group made agreements to help set up a temporary nursery in the house until they could properly move out, with Pangi now having to find a new house big enough for himself, his sister and his baby (and maybe one day Lukey, since that possibility of them living together no longer seemed a world away).

This was it. Time to be a father.


LocalFandomOwl AW PANGI'S BABY IS SO CUTE!!! 93 notes

BatInACatHat ReasonablyUnreasonable ReasonablyUnreasonable Anyone else find it weird that Pangi is so comfortable showing his baby on stream? Shouldn't the baby get more privacy? BatInACatHat Well thats his parenting decision. Besides, he didn't show the kid's face for a reason 16 notes

PangkeyWarrior CubitoGaySex CubitoGaySex now the real question is who was holding the baby on camera… those looked like man hands 🤨 PangkeyWarrior I'd recognise those flanneled arms anywhere… 36 notes

BatInACatHat BatInACatHat BatInACatHat Pangi giving his daughter Woofy and Wuffy live on camera is something that can be so important BatInACatHat LIKE THOSE WERE HIS AND HIS SISTER'S TOYS. FROM WHEN THEY WERE BABIES. AND NOW SHE HAS THEM. OUGHHBVHJVBSDHKVBSDBVKSJDVB 106 notes

PangiNeuron so we agree lukey is pangi's baby daddy, right? 74 notes

PankeyWarrior "I'm not gay, chat" Pangi says, as you can loudly hear Lukey comforting the crying baby that Pangi birthed off-camera. 92 notes

EmpireDuoOrDie ReasonablyUnreasonable MyUniverseIsStable guys can we stop speculating about who Pangi's baby daddy is? its kinda invasive ReasonablyUnreasonable Ikr! Lukey's probably just here for work and visiting Pangi and his baby while he has the chance. EmpireDuoOrDie Isn't tertel also in NL to meet the baby? They literally just moved in together so it'd make sense if they both traveled together 46 notes

CubitoGaySex bro Lukey is literally taking care of that girl like she's his own, you can't be telling me he's not the father 89 notes


"So you're not telling them that she's Lukey's?" Tertel asked, looking between Lukey and Pangi questioningly.

The couple exchanged a glance before Lukey spoke up, "Nah. Not like they'll figure it out."

Notes:

Come bother me about Pangkey mpreg over on tumblr at itsbebebrainrotting !!! (I will regret this offer I just know it)