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“If we don’t kill ourselves, we’ll be the leaders of a messed up generation.” Example rapped to the crowd of people in front of him. Niall Horan nodded to the beat, rapping along with a crowd of fan girls around him. The King of England sat in his throne high above the crowd, floating. Example continued the song, grabbing the microphone out of its stand. Something exploded in the distance, and the crowd gasped to find that it was Henry VIII’s coffin under the site of the concert. Example continued, uncaring of the word around him. He had tried so hard to get here, and now the Froot Loops mascot was rapping with Daddy Pig on his shoulders. Niall Horan was soon joined by the other members of One Direction and they all rapped along, as Example reached the next chorus of the song. They began to sing Olivia by One Direction and Example joined in, and Daddy Pig jumped off the Froot Loops mascot’s shoulders, jumping around and creating craters in the ground. Henry VIII’s eye was in the ground, and he stepped on it, slipping and falling on the ground, causing it to shake. Example stumbled back into the train tracks and before he could move, he was hit by a train and died as Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson kissed. Daddy Pig set off a firework and exploded Example’s body. He was buried next to the remains of Henry VIII, and Daddy Pig danced to One Direction on his grave forevermore, the king high in the sky and throwing confetti across the graveyard.
The end.