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Threats to the Structural Integrity of the Universe
Nico: guys
Nico: I wanna add a friend to the chat
Nico: What do we think
Leo: You have friends?? like outside of us??? am i high???
Nico: Fuck urself leo
Leo: You'd like that wouldn't u ;-)
Piper: Actually die cunt
Leo: >:P
Piper: And Nico who's this friend u have yet to introduce us to
Piper: Im almost offended it took this long
Nico: We haven't been friends that long
Nico: And his name Will he's pretty chill
Percy: Hehh chill Will
Nico: Anyway, what do u think?
Percy: Wait, is this Will a junior?? Like will solace????
Nico: You know him?
Percy: Well, yeah, we've been in the same school most our lives so
Grover: OH
Grover: Yeah, I know him!!!
Grover: He's very nice and helps out the nurse a lot too
Jason: To answer ur question nico
Jason: We wouldn't mind if u added him
Rachel: What he said ^^^
Rachel: I think having a new face around would be fun :)
Reyna: Rachel, no
Piper: Rachel, yes
Rachel: :}
Nico: alr alr adding him now
Nico: Everyone Behave.
Nico: Or Else.
Leo: Yes, Mom ;}
Percy: ew keep the kinks to urself pls
Annabeth: Says Fucking /You/
Nico added Will Solace to Threats to the Structural Integrity of the Universe
Will: That's not an ominous name for gc or anyt,,,
Will: Hi!! Im Will!
Leo: We can see that dude ://
Piper: Leo, don't be rude
Piper: Sorry about him ^^ he's the jealous type
Piper: Anyway! Hi will!! Im Piper
Will: Hey! yeah, Nicos told me abt u guys :D
Leo: He has, right? Thats good that's good
Will: mhm,,, :)
Percy: anybody mildly threatened by the smiley?
Jason: nah just a u thing, bb
Jason: Hi, Will! We've never met before, but I'm Jason!
Will: Hii! Again Nicos mentioned u before lol
Will: He's talked abt u guys a bunch actually haha
Reyna: Ooh, has he now?
Nico: No, he has not. And Will will now stop talking if he knows what's
best for him.
Will: sry sry lips r sealed :)
Percy: srsly!! What is the need for the dam smilyes??
Grover: dam
Thalia: dam indead
Thalia: also
Thalia: is that how u spell it? smilyes??
Percy: shut up thalia im dyslexic
Thalia: so am i bitch
Thalia: also how tf did u get dyslexic but not smiley???
Percy: s h u t u p T H A L I A
Thalia: E S T U P I D O
Percy: YOU DONT EVEN SPEAK SPANISH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH U
Thalia: I KNOW MROE THAN U U FUCKING THOT
Percy: Eres tan estúpido es triste
Percy: FUCKING SUCK IT
Thalia: LEO FACT CHECK THAT BITCH
Leo: TECHNICALLY IT WOULD BE "estúpida" BC THALIA USES FEMININE PRONOUNS SO HE'S WRONG
Thalia: SUCK ON THAT DICK!!!!
Percy: Leo, you are dead to me
Leo: Man, come on! This is like one of three things I'm good at, lemme have this =.=
Piper: What's the third thing? Sucking face with Nico?
Nico: Hey, why am I catching streys????
Annabeth: Don't mind them, Will they're just,,, diseased I think
Annabeth: Anyway! We've met before, though! I'm Annabeth. Nice seeing u again
Will: Oh yeah, hi Annabeth!! We have a few classes tgt right? Chem was it??
Annabeth: Think so? ill be very honest Idk anyone in any of my classes
Annabeth: Other than these idiots i guess
Reyna: ?
Annabeth: not u b the rest of them
Piper: ?
Annabeth: yes u too
Piper: alr fuck u too then
The sun and the dead
Nico -> Will
Rayray: ur friends r smt lol
edge lord: meh this is them on a good day
edge lord: most of them were on their best behvir
Rayray: *behaviour
Rayray: really???
edge lord: ull get used to it if u stick arnd
edge lord: …u will stick arnd right?
Rayray: yeah ofc!! They seem fun
Rayray: my current group is a bit to be desired tbh
edge lord: what? I like Cecil!
Rayray: Cecil likes u
edge lord: the feelings mutual
Rayray: ik bud
Rayray: he's just a very mellow guy in comparison to ur friends
edge lord: UR a very mellow guy in comparison, Will
Rayray: i like the change in pace :)
edge lord: thats good
Rayray: :D
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Hazel: Hi Will!!! I didn't get to say hi before!! I'm Hazel, Nico's sister!!! @williamsolace
Frank: hey im Frank!! Nico's sister's boyfriend
Leo: Wow, is that how the intros are sposed to go?
Leo: in that case
Leo: Hi Will!!! I'm Nico's boyfriend so back the fuck up pls :]
Nico: Leo
Leo: Nico, my dearest
Nico: dont be mean
Leo: im not!! :(
Leo: Just marking my territory is all
Percy: fucking hell
Percy: keep the goddamn curtains down u heathens
Rachel: I'm with Percy irl and he's honest to god clutching his pearls rn
Rachel: percyclutchinghismetaphoricalpearls.png
Annabeth: This is a new low Percy. Eve for you
Percy: even for me?????
Thalia: What is this?? Percy's granny era???
Piper: his fearful era if u will
Percy: we will not
Reyna: you know what this is, really??? Jason's rubbing off on him
Leo: ew is that like a sex thing???
Piper: not everything is a sex thing Leo
Annabeth: No, no, Leo might be onto smt here
Annabeth: maybe its a thing on Jason's skin that's now somehow transferred to percy???
Rachel: Holy shit Piper was a bigger stickler when she was with Jason too!!!
Piper: i was not!!
Reyna: wow me too
Thalia: Holy fuck
Nico: i just looked back at my phone
Nico: wtf r u ppl on???
Leo: better question
Leo: Where can i get some???
Nico: Dont act innocent u started this
Leo: i was kidding mostly
Leo: they're the ones who took it and ran
Thalia: no but like my' brother actually might be turning ppl into Victorian lasses
Thalia: this is a Class A, Capital I, issue
Rachel: Like anybody who ends up with Jason gets infected the entire time their tgt
Hazel: What abt being in his general vicinity? Does that do anything??
Leo: if it does nico should be infected as fuck
Nico: so shud u bitch
Jason: Whyy am I friends with you people ???
Leo: aww bc u love us <33
Nico: ok so U get to flirt with other guys I see how it is
Leo: Hey we tried it and it didn't work so Clearly nothing to worry abt \_( :/ )_/
Jason: I'm not really feeling loved myself yk
Thalia: dw baby bro this is all speculations done from a place of love and adoration
Percy: Is it? I feel vaguely threatened hoensly
Frank: it's ok, Percy its not just you
Hazel: Both Piper and Reyna felt it too
Piper: I really didn't
Reyna: I sure did
Annabeth: In conclusion? The Jasonisms are contagious
Leo: Jasonisms shdkhsjxjsjd
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Will: @hazelbazel @frankenstine Hiiii! Nice meeting u guys :D
Hazel: hellooo~
Frank: i hope we didn't scare u off? We're not All like That i promise
Will: No, no no its good! U guys r entertaining, haha
Percy: entertaing.. I'll take that as a compliment
Annabeth: babe,,, it's right fucking there, how do you fuck up like that??
Percy: dont fucking babe me <.<
Will: @perseusdelorone it Is a compliment!! :)
Percy: ,,,, fucking smilyes
Percy: im watching u solace
Will: oh (o.o)
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Piper: Is anybody down to Party??
Leo: Holy shit y e s
Will: Party? What kind of party?
Percy: the fun kind
Thalia: the illegal kind
Grover: There are two types of ppl in this world
Piper: tag urself. im Thalia
Annabeth: I’im illegal
Rachel: so tru bb
Frank: I would like to emphasise for the innocents in the room
Frank: most of it will be legal
Hazel: debatable.
Jason: He means to say that we shall /try/ to remain legal
Reyna: mostly.
Will: the more u ppl talk, the less convinced I get ...
Nico: it'll be fun u shud come
Leo: What is this??? Ur inviting another boy to a party?????
Leo: Should I be getting jealous or not???
Percy: I say yes. Nico is a dirty scummy cheat
Leo: :0
Nico: oh fuck off percy
Percy: no >:)
Piper: ignoring the Gays
Leo: Homophobic but ok
Piper: Who's in?
Jason: me ill come
Percy: ill make sure of it :))
Grover: Percy. stop talking.
Nico: actually fucking die Persues
Reyna: Is this because we were talking about you being in your Granny era??
Thalia: its a retribution
Will: I'm lost ... why is Percy saying he'll get Jason to come to the party weird???
Piper: ….
Annabeth: How did you and Nico become friends exactly?
Rachel: Should we tell him or let him remain innocent???
Will: I wud love an explanation actually
Will: but that's just me ig
Nico: let him keep his innocence
Will: ://
Leo: so anyway
Leo: Pipes place tonight. everyone down??
Hazel: Yep!! Already planning what I’m gonna bring
Frank: I’m helping her but I’ll also be there!
Piper: Nice lack of the Word, I see u franklyn. I see u
Frank: idk what ur talking abt piperine
Rachel: i see u franksten and i raise u;
Rachel: I shall bring myself to the venue of the Party, unharmed and clothed.
Reyna: Me and Ann will be there
Rachel: fucking Basic
Piper: alr alr cool
Will: is there anyt specific we need to bring or??
Piper: not really! just bring ur handsome self and that'd be good ;)
Will: oh,,, ok /// °-° ///
Ghostfire<
Nico -> Leo
deathboi: ur not actually offended or anyt right?
deathboi: cus will is really just a friend and there's really nothing going on
flamechild: Ik ik, I was just joking!!
deathboi: ur sure?
flamechild: im sure dude
flamechild: if I was really upset abt it I would've have said smt
flamechild: I trust u idiot! ik u wouldn't do anyt to hurt me on purpose
deathboi: Glad you know that <3
flamechild: ugh!! Have I ever told u hw much I love ur infrequent emoticon hearts???? They fill my day with sm Joy
flamechild: leogrinninglikeanidiot.png
flamechild: see?
deathboi: u,,, u cant jsut do that yo me
flamechild: ;)
deathboi: literal menace
Superman & his fiery arms
Jason -> Leo
Superman: just thought you should know
Superman: nicoblushingALOTwhilestaringathisphone.png
Superman: had a feeling it might be a you thing?
Gremlin incarnate: this is the best bday gift I have ever received u deserve the world Grace <3
Superman: It's not your day tho?
Gremlin incarnate: it's not but consider ur bday responsibilities revoked for the next year