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It had been a while since Avery had found this knight guy. At first he was really quiet and kept rambling about “Don’t turn left” this “At the crossroads” that. Like what was he talking about?? It took forever to learn his name, which was D3rlord3
Well at the moment Avery was planning to go mining! Avery went to ask D3rlord3 which was already at the door to his house staring blankly out the window. Avery tought he probably wasn’t mentally well but that was ok.
“Hey D3r! Imma go mining wanna come?”
“Avery, we must avoid going to the crossroads.”
“Okaaaaaaaaayyyy?? I think you need some air, c’mon!”
“Avery, we are going to be attacked by a horde of monsters.”
“Nuh uh!! C’mon let’s just go.”
Avery grabbed D3rlord3’s golden gloved hand and dragged him into the mines.
Everything was going to be fine!
…
After 6 minutes of mining guess what?
They got attacked by a horde of monsters!
Avery was holding up their shield and swinging his sword at the monsters.
What about D3r?
Oh well he was just hiding behind him.
“Dude! You’re a knight, don’t you know how to fight?”
“No.”
Avery continued swinging his sword. But they were just a bit annoyed but it was fine.
FINALLY the monsters were dead.
“Now, I would like to know HOW you are a KNIGHT who doesn’t know how to FIGHT?!!?”
Avery swung his arms around angrily.
D3rlord3 knew this would happen and knew how to respond but he just stared at them like a dumbass.
Avery ended up having to drag him back out the cave all while huffing and complaining.
Avery paused as his gaze went to a cave he did NOT build.
“Huh? What's that?”
D3rlord3 freaked out even though he knew this would happen.
“Let’s go explore!”
Avery was already running off.
Oh well.