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*the room is dark for a few second, and the lights turn on just slightly, revealing Batman and Robin chained to walls, and Batman and Robin are on opposite sides of the room with chains on their hands, and a key in the middle, with ice spilt all over the floor*
Jigsaw’s voice: I want to play a game. The task is simple. Get the key.
Batman: WHO IS THIS???
Batman shakes from the chains furiously trying to get out
Robin: Batman? Where are we?
Batman: I… don’t know. But we need to get OUT OF HERE!!!
Robin slips on the ice and falls on his face into the ice, giving him a bloody face full of pointy ice
Batman: ROBIN!!!
Batman tries to run over to Robin but the chains hold him back, and Robin gets back up with his bloody face, trying to hold it as it bleeds
Batman: I need a plan to get us out of here… plan…
Batman looks around to see if there is anything in the room, and only sees ice
Batman: Don’t worry Robin, I’ve got a plan.
Batman picks up an extra spiky piece of ice and starts digging into the lock, trying to pick them, but drops the ice and tries grabs it again and unlocks the first chain
Batman: Almost there…
*he unlocks the other chain and is free and runs over to the middle where the key is, trips, blooding up his knees and hands, and gets back up immediately since Batman is strong and can deal with the pain and goes to Robin and unlocks his chains with the key*
Batman: We are free.
Robin: Batman, it hurts so much…
Batman: I know. I know. Let’s get out of here while we still can. We can find out who did this and get revenge later.
Batman and Robin walk out of the room onto the Gotham streets, which is strangely empty, and TV is playing in a nearby store
TV Reporter: Many reports of missing persons have occurred within the last 24 hours, including famous billionaire Bruce Wayne. Batman and Robin are also nowhere to be found. Arkham Asylum has also been broken into, and many villains unleashed, including those known as “Joker” “Harley Quinn” “Riddler” “Scarecrow” and “Two Face”. The only hint we have as to who is causing these occurrences is a cryptic message left behind - “I want to play a game. -Jigsaw”. Batman and Robin, if you see this, please help Gotham solve these mysteries.
Batman: Well. I know what we’re doing today.
end of cold open
shifts perspective to Velma, Kim, and Winston in the Mystery Machine, with Velma driving and Kim holding the walkie talkie and a tape recorder
Kim keeps rewinding the tape recorder
Tiffany’s voice: We’re at our house in Illinois right now, if you want to chill with us.
Kim rewinds again
Tiffany: We’re at our house in Illinois right now, if you want to chill with us.
Winston: Kim, that is about the four thousandth time you’ve rewinded that tape. We know what they’ve said already.
Kim: Yes, but WHERE in Illinois are they? Why weren’t they more specific???
Velma: I wish Shaggy were here… he just, would make everything feel so much lighter. No offense, guys.
Winston: None taken.
Velma gets a notification from her phone and takes it out of her pocket and looks at the notification
Velma: Holy sh**.
Kim: What? What is it!? Can I see!?
Velma holds out the phone to show Kim and Winston what the notification is
It says “Jigsaw murders occur all over Gotham - is John Kramer back?”
Kim: Who’s… John Kramer?
Winston: It’s a long story.
Velma: About last year there was a man named John Kramer, he put some of us in traps, and then he got killed. That’s all you need to know. But he’s dead! He can’t be back.
Winston: We literally saw him get eaten alive by ghosts…
Velma: Well? We need to stop him. Or what we think is him…
Kim: But we need to find Chucky and Tiffany and get revenge on them! For killing Ray, and Peter… and all my friends…
she sniffles a little
Winston: We don’t even know where they are, exactly though.
Velma: Revenge on Chucky and Tiffany can wait. We need to stop Jigsaw.
Winston: I agree.
Velma: Well. It’s decided. We’re headed to Gotham.
the scene switches perspective to a small car pulling in at a dreary bar labeled “The Grill”, and Shaggy walks out of the car and goes into the Grill and sits down at a high chair and the waiter walks up to him - it is Steve, of course
Shaggy (without looking up): 3 beers please.
Steve: Got it.
Steve walks to the back to get Shaggy’s drinks
the TV plays the same report from earlier in the movie in Gotham but it’s halfway through already
TV Reporter: …The only hint we have as to who is causing these occurrences is a cryptic message left behind - “I want to play a game. -Jigsaw”. Batman and Robin, if you see this, please help Gotham solve these mysteries.
Steve returns with 3 beers and Shaggy looks up and they recognize each other
Steve: SHAGGY! What are you doing here without the rest of the Mystery Inc?
Shaggy: It’s a… long story.
Steve: You don’t seem alright. Are you alright?
Shaggy: Yeah. I’m fine.
Steve: You sure about that?
Shaggy: I’m FINE!
Steve: Whatever you say…
there is a slight pause
Shaggy: I’m looking for a job. Are they hiring here?
Steve: Yeah, I guess… but actually, where are all your friends?
Shaggy: You really want to know?
Steve: Yes.
Shaggy: They’re all DEAD, okay!? They all died… except me, and Velma… I couldn’t do it anymore, I ran. I’m a coward, I don’t care. I couldn’t live in that hellhole anymore.
Steve: Oh. I’m… I’m sorry, Shaggy. I knew Fred died, but not the others…
Shaggy: It’s alright, Steve. Only I can help myself. So they’re hiring here?
Steve: Yeah. You can work with me.
Shaggy and Steve shake hands and the screen fades to Velma, Kim, and Winston arriving outside Gotham in the Mystery Machine
Velma: We’re here, gang…
the three get out of the Mystery Machine and look around at where they’ve arrived, and not a sound is heard anywhere
Winston: This place is… eerily quiet.
a gunshot is heard from far away and crows fly into the sky, and Kim jumps slightly
Kim: Where do we go?
Velma: I… don’t know. I didn’t think this far.
Winston: We should probably go check Arkham Asylum first. That is where they said the Jigsaw note was left.
it transitions to the three of them walking into Arkham Asylum, strangely with no guards inside, and almost all the lights turned off, it is extremely dark
the three walk down the hallway
Kim: Hellloooooooooo???
Winston: Shut up! We don’t know who’s in here…
they continue walking, their footsteps heavy and creaking in the almost silent building
*they hear whispering from another room and follow the voices leading to a room in Arkham Asylum where it seems the Joker, the Riddler, Scarecrow, Two Face, Harley Quinn, and in the center is a person in a Jigsaw mask, their identity unknown, and the three hide where they cannot be seen*
Kim: Holy sh**.
Velma: I know.
Jigsaw’s voice is distorted
Jigsaw: Are the plans working? Has all of the population of Gotham been put into traps yet?
Riddler: Yeah, boss.
Harley Quinn: When are we getting our share of the money for this job???
Jigsaw: Don’t worry, you’ll get it soon.
Two Face: I don’t understand. What’s the point of this again? Besides, you know, the killing.
Jigsaw: It’s very personal to me. Has it lured them in yet?
Joker: Nope. They have not been spotted.
*Kim looks up from staring down at the villain group, and suddenly sees Batman and Robin near her and Kim is going to scream but Batman holds her mouth before she screams and Winston and Velma look up from watching the villains*
Robin and Batman grab the three by the mouth and the screen turns to black
a sleek car drives down the Gotham streets and takes a hard right, the windows are black and unable to see through
It arrives at a cave, which opens up, and the car drives through the tunnel, and the cave closes again
The camera shifts to the vehicle transforming in the inside of the cave as it is driving, and it turns into the Batmobile and parks into an open area in a very dramatic fashion, and the windows finally turn bright to see Batman and Robin sitting in the two front seats, who get out and the camera shifts to the trunk of the Batmobile, which opens letting Kim, Winston, and Velma out who are gagged and tied up
Kim screams very loudly but it’s muffled, and Batman picks up the three and puts them in chairs and finally ungags
Robin: Sorry, he’s not usually like this.
Batman: Like what!?
Robin (whispering): He’s just really paranoid after, you know… all this.
Velma (mad tone): Batman… I never expected to see YOU again.
Batman (nervous tone): Vel…ma?
Velma: YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD JUST UP AND GHOST ME WITHOUT SAYING A WORD AND EXPECT ME TO JUST TAKE IT???
Batman: I didn’t want to be in the relationship anymore! It wasn’t going anywhere.
Velma: You just wanted sex! You didn’t even care about all the other important stuff that matters!
Winston: Wait. You’re telling me you two were in a relationship together???
Kim: Oh my god!!!
Robin: Batman, you never told me about this!
Velma: You abandoned me for that little twerp over there!
Robin: Hey!
Batman: That little twerp’s name is ROBIN, and he is important to me!
Kim: Why didn’t you ever tell anyone that you dated Batman???
Velma: Because, I f***ing hate him!
Batman: Can we not bring this up right now…
Velma: No! It’s important!
Winston: Really, Velma, I think we should change the topic. This is kind of an urgent situation.
Velma: And you even tied us up like we were hostages or something!
Batman: You’re not a hostage. I was just trying to protect you guys because of all the villains there, they might have caught you.
Velma: I don’t care! I thought I would never see you again, but look! Hmph.
Alfred walks into the room and sees all the fighting
Alfred: Might I suggest, we get on with business? We have many supervillains to defeat here.
Robin: Alfred’s right. We need to hurry, we have no idea what those villains’ plans are.
*Alfred turns on the computer revealing everything in the timeline - July 31 - the first disappearance of someone in Gotham - August 2, 11:30 - everyone in Arkham Asylum is released, and the Jigsaw note is left behind - August 4 - Batman and Robin are put into a trap, and everyone in Gotham is missing - August 6 - Batman and Robin go to Arkham Asylum and see the Arkham villains and Jigsaw assembled and take Velma, Kim, and Winston as hostages*
Batman: Wait, how’d you know we saw these three there?
Kim: And how’d you know our names???
Alfred: I know everything… Now, I will leave this room and if you guys misbehave or fight with each other, I will personally put the misbehavors in time-out.
Batman: We do not need to be put in time-out! You’re not my mom!
Alfred: Good luuuuckkkk!!!
Alfred leaves the room, leaving the rest there
there is an awkward silence
Robin: If you guys won’t talk, I’ll do it. Who the hell is Jigsaw???
Velma: Winston and I know.
Batman: Hm?
Winston: Jigsaw is - or, was John Kramer. But he was killed a few months ago, so it doesn’t make sense! Anyway, he basically put people in traps for various reasons.
Batman: And you think this guy somehow was brought back to life, and has enlisted the members of Arkham Asylum to trap everyone in Gotham?
Velma: Pretty much.
Kim: But how did John Kramer get brought back to life???
Batman: I don’t think that matters much right now. We need to find all the trap victims and let them out.
Robin: Wait, Batman, didn’t we get put in a trap? Where was that again?
Batman: Gotham City Police Department…
the five run into the Batmobile and Batman turns it on
Velma: Remember, just because I’m working with you now, doesn’t mean I don’t still hate you.
Batman: Yup. Understood.
The five get into the Batmobile and it transitions into them arriving at the GCPD
the five get out of the Batmobile and walk in and see the stairs and four of them go up the stairs but Kim doesn’t follow them
Winston, Velma, Batman, and Robin make it up the stairs to the 20th floor and are all completely out of breath when they see Kim already there
Kim: You know there was an elevator, guys?
Winston: F*** you.
Kim: Hey!
Batman points to a room on this floor
Batman: That’s where Robin and I were trapped, I’m pretty sure.
Velma: Well, let’s check!
Batman: I’ll go in first in case there’s an ambush. I’m the most mature and accomplished of this group, anyway.
Velma: Keep telling yourself that.
Batman goes to open up the door but it’s locked
Robin: That’s weird… we didn’t lock that when we came out, and no one else is here. Who could’ve locked it???
Batman rams against the door and it breaks open revealing the room still filled with blood and ice from earlier in the movie and the rest of the team walks in
Kim: Woah, what happened here…
Robin: WE happened here.
the door shuts behind them and the TV turns on and Jigsaw is on it again
Jigsaw: Mystery Inc. You look much different than when I last saw you… it doesn’t matter!
Velma: You’re BACK!?
Winston: Oh my God, not this guy again…
Jigsaw: Yeah, I’m back! And stop insulting my- me!
Winston: Last time you were totally incompetent and got eaten by baby ghosts.
Kim: So this is what Jigsaw is like…
Jigsaw: Whatever! Shut the hell up! Scarecrow, get them! I hope you all have fun… stupid mystery Inc (whispering)…
Scarecrow: My pleasure…
poison gas starts to surround the room and Batman tries to run out of the door again but it’s locked
Kim: Try again! I can’t be put in any more traps…
Batman and Robin keep trying to break the door open but the poison has reached them and they fall asleep
Velma: No! No no no…
Winston tries to plug his nose and unlock the door but he falls asleep as well
Kim and Velma finally unlock the door, but it is too late, they fall asleep as soon as the door opens, with Joker and Jigsaw waving at them in delight right outside of the room
back to Shaggy and Steve’s perspective, where Shaggy is currently scrubbing dishes at the bar with Steve next to him
Shaggy: You think there’ll be anymore customers tonight? It’s already 1:00 AM.
Steve: Nah, they usually stop entering around this time. I think this group’ll be it.
the ding occurs when someone enters the building
Shaggy: Speak of the devil.
Steve: Welcome to The Grill!
Shaggy: I don’t see anyone, Steve…
Steve: Weird.
there is an awkward pause and then Chucky and Tiffany in doll form jump onto the bar counter both with guns
Chucky: GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY OR WE’LL SHOOT EVERYONE IN THIS F***ING BUILDING!
Shaggy: F***!
Steve: Wait, Shaggy, stay calm… we just need to… get the money!
Shaggy tries to go to attack Chucky and Tiffany but Steve holds him back
Tiffany: Oh, isn’t he so precious, Chuck?
Chucky: Tiffany, focus!
Steve: Wait, we’ll just go to the back where we store the money. Just… be patient, ok?
Chucky: You’ve got three minutes. Starting now.
Shaggy and Steve go to the back of the building
Steve: We just give them the money, and maybe they’ll leave us be?
Shaggy: I doubt it. That’s just not how Chucky and Tiffany play this game. But this is our best shot at surviving…
Steve: Well, we’ll take it.
Steve opens up the safe and it cuts to Chucky and Tiffany’s perspective with blood all over the walls and many bodies lying around
Chucky yawns
Chucky: It’s a real small world, huh? Didn’t expect to see Shaggy and Steve here, out of all people…
Tiffany: Maybe we should do something with them. I don’t really even care about the money much, anyway.
Chucky: Agreed.
Shaggy and Steve walk back to the counter with the bags of money and look around to see everyone has been murdered
Shaggy: Hey! That was only 2 minutes we were gone!
Chucky: We got bored.
Tiffany grabs the money bags and dumps all the money on the ground
Tiffany: Change of plans.
she uses the bags and stuffs Steve and Shaggy into them
shifts to Kim’s perspective who is in a chair (like always) with Two Face standing in front of her
Two Face: Well well well, look who’s awake…
Kim: Who are you!?!?
Two Face: It’s… Two Face. And this -
points to coin
Two Face: Will decide your fate. Heads or tails?
Kim: Neither! I refuse to pick!
Two Face: Alright then. Heads, you get to do the skin eating bugs trap. Tails, you get to chop off all your fingers. One. At. A time.
Kim: How thrilling.
Two Face: I know, right!
Two Face flips the coin and it lands on heads
Two Face: Looks like you get the skin eating bugs trap! Have fuuuuun!!!
Kim is dropped from her seat into down below, with a pit of giant cockroaches, centipedes, maggots, silverfish, and more
Kim: AAAAAA EWWWWWW
the bugs start crawling all over her skin and some even get on her face and she pushes them all off her but some still stay on her face
Two Face (from above): All you have to do is get out.
Kim sees the hole in the roof and slime on the walls and decides that is the way out, but she has sunken to the bottom of the pit of bugs with them crawling over her into her mouth
Kim: AAAAA GROSS GET THIS SH** OFF OF ME!!!
*she pushes them all to the left and tries spitting them out and pushes over to the entire left and keeps crawling over until she reaches the other side and swims up through the bugs to reach the wall, then puts her first hand onto the wall and lifts her other arm up to reach the slime wall as well*
Kim: Come onnnnnnnnn…
*it takes her great strength to lift the other hand up but she gets there, and now she has to lift her rest of her body up and crawls up from the bottom, but it seemed a cockroach has crawled into her pants and she digs into them and grabs the cockroach by the antennae and throws it back into the pit of bugs and almost loses her balance since she only has one arm on the wall but quickly puts it back to gain her balance again and starts crawling, slowly and carefully*
*the bugs notice her from below and start crawling on the wall since it is slime and start following Kim and Kim doesn’t notice at first because she doesn’t want to look down, but she hears more crawling from right near her and looks in terror as they crawl through her clothes and into her ears and etc., and she really wants to shake everything off and itch so she does, but she is now holding onto the roof with only a single hand, struggling with all her might as she shakes compulsively to get out all the bugs*
Kim: A**ho***!!!
*her last hand falls from the slime and as she is about to fall she uses her other hand to grab the roof, then jumps up to get her whole body back onto the roof, she is right next to the hole in the roof and climbs up by using her butt against the wall and sliding up with her legs on the other side and pushing up with her hands*
she does the middle finger gesture toward where the big pit is and makes it out of there where Two Face is standing
Kim: There! I did it! Now can you LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Kim shakes Two Face aggressively
Two Face: Well, I was gonna let you go… but this is too much fun! I don’t wanna waste my second trap I created!
Kim: Come on, it’s not even a creative trap! All you want me to do is cut off my fingers, that’s just lazy!
Two Face: It’s HARD to make traps, ok? Anyway, it wasn’t even my idea, it was my boss’s idea.
Kim: What about this. You flip the coin, and if it lands on heads I’ll do the next trap and if it lands on tails I won’t do it.
Two Face: Deal.
Two Face flips the coin and it lands on heads
Kim: F*** you.
Kim is dropped into another pit with a knife
Two Face: You have 10 minutes to cut off 8 of your fingers.
Kim picks up the knife
Kim: Alright, I’ve got this, just have to rush fast, maybe that’ll make the pain hurt less.
she holds the knife over her fingers and it just hovers for a few seconds before she drops the knife down, cutting off the first finger
Kim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
she can’t even hold the knife anymore but she still tries to lift it but drops it
Kim: 7… more… to go.
Two Face: You have 7 minutes 30 seconds left!
Kim grabs the knife again, and swiftly cuts off 3 fingers, now 4 fingers cut off from her right hand, she only has a thumb on her right hand now
Kim: How am I supposed to hold the knife with only a single finger!!!
Two Face: You figure it out! Maybe use your toes or something. You have less than 5 minutes.
*she tries holding it with just her thumb but it doesn’t work so she ends up trying to hold the knife with her toes, and lifts it over her fingers, but drops it because her toes are sweaty but instead of cleanly slicing off her fingers, they are about 75% cut off which really hurts her*
Kim: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW… just be fast be fast…
she quickly grabs the knife again with her toes and cleanly slices off the rest of the fingers, leaving her with only 2 fingers now
Kim: I. Am. Done! Are you happy?!?!? I don’t have any fingers anymore! Hahahahahahahaha
Two Face walks back in the room
Two Face: Yes. Very much, very much. You can be set free now.
a door appears and Kim walks out but before she does she does one last thing
Kim: Hey. F*** you.
shifts to Robin in a room dangling in a room with four buzz saws around him and Riddler standing on a platform a few meters away
Riddler: Riddle me this, Robin! How are you going to get out of this trap without Batman!?
Robin ignores him and tries swinging out of the trap but he gets really close to accidentally sawing his face off but slips right side up and grabs the rope he is attached to by his teeth
Riddler: Hey - you’re not supposed to do that! I haven’t even told you the trap yet!
Robin: Don’t care. Didn’t ask.
*Robin moves his hands which are tied up back against the saw which breaks the ties on his hands while he’s holding the rope he’s hanging on with his teeth, then uses his freed hands to hold onto the ropes and climb up to the roof*
Riddler: Sh**… sh** sh** sh** this wasn’t supposed to happen…
Robin keeps climbing up the roof by using the rope, while Riddler looks at all the buttons on the pad he has then presses the move saws closer button, and the saws get right next to Robin
Riddler: Now, Robin, remember who’s really controlling the game here.
Robin sighs
Riddler: And you were so close too! Now time for the real trap… I am going to give you 6 riddles. Each time you get one wrong, the saws will get closer. If you mess up three riddles, the saws will slice you to bits!
Robin: How exciting.
Riddler: Riddle number one! Ask this question all day long, but you will always get different answers, yet all the answers are correct. What is the question???
Robin: Easy. What time is it?
Riddler: It’s currently 2:54 AM. HOW DID YOU KNOW THE ANSWER SO EASILY???
Robin: You’ve used this one before.
Riddler: F*** you’re right. Alright, well then here’s a harder one: In a bus, there is a 26 year old pregnant lady, a 30 year old policeman, a 52 year old random woman, and the 65 year old driver. Who is the youngest?
Robin: The… 26 year old lady?
Riddler: WRONG! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s the unborn baby of the 26 year old pregnant lady, OBVIOUSLY!
Riddler presses a button and the saws inch closer to Robin
Robin: But the baby doesn’t even have an age! It’s not born yet!
Riddler: Yeah, that’s the point. Idiot. Riddle NUMBER 3! How many months have 28 days?
Robin: Feb… just kidding it’s all 12 of them. You really think I’d fall for that trick?
Riddler: Hey, I almost got you on that one! Whatever! The next one’ll be harder!
Robin grins
Robin: Bring it on.
Riddler: Riddle NUMBER 4!!! A man goes out for a walk during a storm with nothing to protect him from the rain. He doesn’t have a hat, hood or an umbrella, but by the end of the walk there isn’t a single wet hair on his head. Why doesn’t the man have wet hair?
Robin: Come oonnnn, Riddler, you can do better than this! It’s obviously because he’s bald. You specifically mentioned he doesn’t have a single wet HAIR on his head, not that his head was dry, so the only logical solution is that he’s bald! Duh.
Riddler: uuuuuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhh why are you so good at this. The next one’ll work on you. I know exactly how you think, Robin, despite your thoughts.
Robin: Oh yeah? What am I thinking about right now?
Riddler pauses for a second in shock
Riddler: Well, ummmm… you’re thinking about how to get out of this trap, obviously!
Robin: WRONG. I’m thinking about what I’m going to eat for lunch after I get out of this godforsaken trap. It’s really poorly made, you know that right?
Riddler: I didn’t make it, ok??? Stop judging! Change of subject! Riddler NUMBER 5! You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Uranus, but never Neptune or Venus. What am I?
Robin: Hm.
Robin thinks for a few seconds…
Robin: Mercury, Earth, Mars… Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus…
Riddler: 10 seconds left!
Robin: What! You never had a time limit earlier!
Riddler: It’s my trap and I decide the rules. And your time is up! The answer was the letter R!
Robin: I was just about to say that but then you distracted me!
Riddler: Final question, I hope you f*** it up, so called “Boy Wonder”. The stakes have never been higher.
Robin: Just tell me the riddle already…
meanwhile Robin is looking down at the ground and notices something and starts messing with the tie around his feet
Riddler: Riddler NUMBER 6! I am always neither here nor there, yet everywhere at once. I come before tomorrow but after yesterday, except when today is yesterday. What am I?
Robin: What! You just… made that up! There’s not even an answer to that! It’s impossible!
Riddler: Well, what’s your answer???
Robin: Nothing. There is no answer.
Riddler: WRONG! The answer was… uhhhhhhhh… everything. Looks like it’s your death for you!
Robin: Yup. My death.
*as Riddler is looking at the buttons, Robin swings forward in between the saw and unleashes the knot, and is swung forward onto the platform where Riddler is standing and Riddler panics and Robin quickly swings one punch at Riddler, knocking him out leaving him there alone*
Robin: That was easy.
Robin walks out of the exit door and the scene transitions to Winston walking through a hallway by himself, with some green fog surrounding him
Winston: Helloooo??? Hello?
Scarecrow walks out of the green gas and waves
Scarecrow: You looking for someone?
Winston: Yeah, I-
Scarecrow disappears
Winston: Hey! Where’d you go!
Scarecrow: I know who you are, Winston…
Egon, Peter, and Ray walk out of the green gas
Egon: We’re back, Winston! Did you miss us?
Winston: …what. You guys aren’t - this isn’t real. I know you’re trying to trick me, Scarecrow!
Ray: No, we’re real, Winston! Trust us!
Peter: Scarecrow is not trying to trick you. Just come with us, Winston, we want to show you something…
Winston: NO!
Winston punches Peter in the face and Peter starts disintegrating until he is nothing but ash
Ray: What was that, Winston?
Egon: Why would you do that? Why won’t you trust us?
*Winston starts sprinting away from them and Ray and Peter start sprinting after him, merging into one monstrous figure with four legs and four arms and two heads, and Winston runs into a wall and the monstrous figure keeps chasing him and Winston turns around and kicks it in the nuts and it disintegrates as well*
Ray and Egon: nooooooooo…
Winston: HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE???
Scarecrow (from far away): That’s the neat part. You don’t.
Winston keeps walking around in the green fog and people like Velma and Shaggy jump at him and he punches them and they disintegrate
Winston: Your tricks won’t work on me, Scarecrow. I’m not easily scared. I know your tricks.
Scarecrow: Oh ho ho, you think that, don’t you?
Winston: Yeah!
there is suddenly a knife in Winston’s hands and Egon is standing next to him, as well as Velma and Winston seems to be talking without him knowing
Winston: I can do it.
Egon: What, kill me?
Winston: Yeah.
*Winston raises the knife slowly, and stabs Egon very violently and about 30 times, the blood pooling everywhere, and Winston’s soul seems to leave his body and Winston watches as he stabs Egon and Velma is crying nearby*
Scarecrow: You did this, Winston. You killed Egon. No one else. YOU.
Winston: It’s all my fault… all my fault… I did this…
Scarecrow pats Winston on the back
Scarecrow: I know, pal, I know. You shouldn’t have done it, Winston. It’s not OK.
Winston: Oh my God… I need to be punished, I didn’t even regret doing it… why why why why why!
Scarecrow: That’s right, you need to be punished… I know just the way how.
Winston pops up
Winston: How? How can I ever fix my mistakes???
Scarecrow: You must die for your sins.
Winston: Die?
Scarecrow: Yes. You caused this, you must end it. Now.
Winston: But- but- how?
Scarecrow grabs the knife that Winston used to stab Egon and hands it to Winston
Scarecrow: Go on. Do it.
Winston: Yeah… do it. I’ll do it.
Winston’s hand is a little shaky as he holds the knife next to his heart, but doesn’t do it yet
Scarecrow: Well? What are you waiting for? DO IT!
Winston: I can’t.
Winston drops the knife and starts sprinting away, but Scarecrow appears in front of him with the knife again
Scarecrow: Fine, you won’t do it? Then I will.
Winston tries to run away again but he is too slow, Scarecrow stabs him multiple times mirroring the Egon death scene in movie 2 until Winston dies
Shaggy and Steve have their masks pulled off of them by Chucky and Tiffany
Shaggy: What do you want from us?
Tiffany: Oh, you’ll be very useful to me…
Tiffany points to her belly which is enlarged
Chucky: You’re a nurse, aren’t you?
Steve: Ye- yeah? What are you suggesting?
Tiffany: I want my child. Now.
Steve: How long have you been pregnant for?
Tiffany: Eh, one week.
Shaggy: What!?
Steve: This is WAY too early for what you’re suggesting.
Shaggy: And what am I supposed to do???
Chucky: Don’t worry, we have a job for you too, Shaggy. Do you know what happened to Freddy?
Shaggy grins
Shaggy: I killed him.
Chucky suddenly gets angry and is about to attack Shaggy but Tiffany holds him back
Chucky: WE NEEDED HIM!!!!! We could’ve been a team. The unholy trio. And you decided to ruin it?!
Chucky thinks for a second
Chucky: Actually, that is quite impressive. I know what I’ll do with you.
Tiffany: Steve, you’re coming with me.
Tiffany takes Steve by the hand and drags him into a room on the second floor and Chucky and Shaggy are left by themselves
Chucky: Well? How’d you do it???
Shaggy: Oh, it was nothing. I just picked him up and threw him into the fireplace.
Chucky: Woooooooooowwww. That’s creative. You really should join Tiffany and I, it’s a lot of fun killing people.
Shaggy: Is it? Really?
Chucky unties Shaggy and pulls out a knife
Chucky: Here, let me show you. The first technique: the throat slit. The simplest of any kill.
Chucky grabs Shaggy’s head for a second then starts laughing and lets it go
Chucky: Ha! You really thought I was going to throat slit you there? Noooo, you’re much more important to me than that.
Shaggy: Like, never again, pal! I don’t want to be a murderer! Or your apprentice!
Chucky starts sharpening his knife menacingly then stabs it into the wall next to Shaggy, startling him
Chucky: Oh, you don’t want to be a murderer, eh? We’ll see how long that lasts after your head is detached from your body.
Shaggy: Like, ok, ok, man! I’ll do it!
Chucky: Good… now, back to my lesson. The throat slit. It’s very simple. You take the knife, lift it behind the person you’re killing, and slice the neck in one fell swoop. You wanna practice with the body pile or with real bodies? Sorry if the body pile smells a little. It’s a pile of dead bodies.
Shaggy: Yeah, I think I’d rather practice on the dead bodies.
Chucky drags out the pile of dead bodies
Chucky: Dead bodies it is, then.
He puts up one dead body on a chair and drags Shaggy behind it with the knife
Chucky: Now… slice.
Shaggy quickly slices through the decomposing body, beheading it
Chucky: Hey, you’re getting the hang of it!
Chucky and Shaggy high five, but Shaggy looks a little bit out of it, and a montage starts of Shaggy practicing many different types of kills on many dead bodies, such as burning, choking, drowning, and electrocuting and Shaggy is seeming to get good at this
it transitions to Steve and Tiffany in Tiffany’s room and Steve is in a full on doctor’s outfit
Tiffany: Do it. Get this… thing out of me.
Steve sighs like an old man
Steve: Like I’ve said before, I can’t. Do it.
Tiffany: Of course you can!! You can do anything, you’re a doctor!
Steve reluctantly steps forward and flips Tiffany over and Tiffany slaps him
Tiffany: Get your hands off of me!
Steve: How am I supposed to get your baby out of you if you won’t let me touch you!?
Tiffany: You figure it out!
Steve: That’s it. I can’t do this. I quit.
Steve tries to exit the room but it’s locked
Tiffany: You can’t quit. Chucky and I had something very special planned for if you did something like this.
Steve: … oh no.
back to Chucky training Shaggy and Shaggy looks tired now
Chucky: Good job, Shagg! I think that’s all you need to know about being a murderer! Now we can do the final test.
Shaggy: … what final test?
Chucky: You get to kill your first real, alive human! To see if you really have what it takes.
Shaggy: Who is it?
Chucky gets a call from Tiffany and he picks it up
Tiffany’s voice: CAN YOU GET THIS ANNOYING F*** STEVE OUT OF HERE AND GO ON WITH THE PLAN!!! HE’S TOO DISOBEDIENT!
Chucky: Yeah, yeah, I got you.
he hangs up the phone
Chucky: It’s a surprise. You’ll see.
Chucky blindfolds Shaggy and walks him through the house into a room then takes of Shaggy’s blindfold to reveal Steve hanged up on the wall and Tiffany standing next to him
Chucky: It’s Steve! You get to kill Steve.
Steve looks absolutely terrified at Shaggy who is holding a knife
Shaggy: Oh ho ho, this is exciting.
Chucky: How would you like to kill him?
Shaggy: Hanging.
Tiffany: How exciting!
Chucky: That’s a classic.
Steve looks at Shaggy sadly again when Shaggy said he wanted to hang him
Chucky hands Shaggy the rope and Shaggy walks up next to Steve
Shaggy drops the rope
Shaggy: Like, you can’t expect me to kill my friend! He didn’t do anything wrong!
Tiffany and Chucky: KILL HIM!
Shaggy stands still for a few seconds then picks up the rope
Shaggy: Ok, ok, ok! Fine! I’ll do it!
Shaggy walks up right next to Steve with the rope very close to him, then unties Steve from the wall then grabs him and he runs out of the room carrying Steve and slams the door behind him
Shaggy: Like, let’s get out of here, man!
Steve: Thanks, Shagg, for not killing me…
*Shaggy jumps in Chucky and Tiffany’s car and Steve hops in the shotgun seat and they start driving away from the evil duo’s house as they break out of the building and start chasing the car, but the car speeds away before Chucky and Tiffany can catch up*
Shaggy: That’s it. Like, I’m going to join the Mystery Inc again.
Steve: Hey, good for you, man!
Velma wakes up with dynamite all around her and she is in a cannon
*a sound of a match being set on fire is heard beside her and Velma turns her head to the right to see Harley Quinn setting a match on fire and putting onto rope which is attached to the dynamite Velma is sitting in*
Velma starts screaming loudly
Harley Quinn: Shh, shh shh shh. Don’t scream! You’re just gonna be exploded in about 3 minutes!
Velma starts wriggling through the dynamite but Harley Quinn holds Velma’s head back from getting out
Harley Quinn: Why are you trying to get out??? It’s fun in here! I’m excited to see the explosion.
Velma: Get the f*** out of my way.
*she starts digging out of the dynamite and makes it out, and immediately tries to punch Harley Quinn in the face but she dodges. Behind them the cannon explodes with dynamite and Velma runs forward pushing Harley Quinn into the explosion*
Harley Quinn makes it out of the explosion with half her skin burnt and starts yelling at Velma
Harley Quinn: YOU KNOW I HAVE A BABY ON THE WAY! YOU COULD’VE KILLED HER!
she dusts herself off to calm herself down
Harley Quinn: Hehehe… ready for round 2?
Velma: Round… 2?!
Harley Quinn throws a smoke bomb on the floor and Velma is teleported into a trapeze where she is swinging back and forth
Harley Quinn: Jump!
*Velma is completely disoriented and her vision is blurry but she focuses and sees another ring going through the air and her legs are hanging on to one of the trapeze rings, and she realizes she has to grab the other ring and flip over, so the rings go back and forth for a few minutes dizzying her until she realizes soon they are gonna stop getting close enough for her to grab, so she just does it and grabs the ring and flips over*
Harley Quinn starts clapping
Harley Quinn: Good show! Keep going!
Velma continues to flip through the trapezes until she makes it to the other side where Harley Quinn is standing
Velma: Are we done NOW???
Harley Quinn: You got one more round. My favorite - the tightrope walk!
Velma blinks for a few seconds and the room goes to smoke again and she is now standing right in front of a tightrope
Harley Quinn: Make it to the other side in only five minutes! Don’t look down now…
when she says that Velma looks down and there’s a pit of spikes below the rope and she thinks for a second then realizes she doesn’t even have to tightrope walk
Velma lowers herself and then grabs the rope with her hands and starts sliding herself over to the other side
Harley Quinn: Thinking outside the box, aren’t you?
Velma: Yeah. Shut up.
she continues sliding over but her hands become sweaty, and one hand falls off the rope but Velma quickly gets the hand back on
she continues sliding, slowly and carefully but finally makes it to the other side
Harley Quinn: How are you so good at this???
Velma: I’ve been in a lot of traps before. NOW can I get out??? I’m actually getting pissed off by how many traps I’ve been in at this point.
Harley Quinn: Ok fine. But the boss said he has something for you to do after this. He said it has something to do with me, I wonder.
Velma: Just let me out!!!
Harley Quinn: Ok, ok.
she presses a button opening a door and Velma exits
Batman and Joker are standing on a platform together with an acid pit underneath them mirroring when Joker was thrown into the acid pit
Joker: I’m gonna turn you into me, Batman.
Batman: I’m not like you, Joker.
Joker: Do you not remember, Batman??? This is where you first created me! Ace Chemical Processing Plant… this is where you let Jason Todd die, too!
Batman: That wasn’t my fault! You did it!
Joker: You let it happen. Batman, I have to be honest here…Joker sighs I didn’t make a trap for you. I really wanted to, because like, you’re my nemesis! But the boss said that they need you to join their team. You’re smart, you’re creative, you’re strong… you could really assist them.
Batman knocks Joker onto the ground and punches him in the face
Batman: And who is this “leader” of yours???
Joker: I don’t know!!! He never revealed his face!!!
Batman: I know you know who it is… tell me.
Batman leans really close to Joker’s face as it switches perspective to Velma, Kim, and Robin running out of 3 different rooms in the GCPD all looking disheveled and as they walk out they see each other and all hug each other
Velma: I’m so glad you guys are alive…
Kim: Hey, uh, not to ruin the mood, but where’s Winston?
Robin: And Batman!
Velma rolls her eyes
Velma: Probably running from us, like always…
Kim: Velma, be serious! We need to find those two!
Robin has walked away toward the window
Robin: Hey guys, check this out.
He points to a car that is parked outside Ace Chemical Processing Plant
Robin: There’s no other cars in the entire city, right? So why would there be one there…
Kim: Well what are we waiting for! Let’s go!
the three run out and it goes back to Batman hitting the Joker
Batman: WHO. IS IT!?!?!?
Joker: I told you, I DON’T KNOW!!!!
Someone walks out of a door in the background and it is Jigsaw and Joker and Batman look
Jigsaw: I do. And you’re going to join my force against the Mystery Inc, and next, the world, Batman. I already killed one. Velma is next.
Velma, Kim, and Robin burst into the room suddenly with Robin holding a gun
Velma: John Kramer! Put your hands in the air and we won’t harm you!
Jigsaw: Speak of the devil, and he’ll appear. No, no, no. I’m not John Kramer, sweetie.
she rips off the Jigsaw mask revealing a young woman’s face with long black hair
Coco Kramer: It’s Coco Kramer. John Kramer was my dad. And YOU (points to Velma) KILLED HIM! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
*she suddenly jumps on Velma with her long, pointy nails and starts slashing at her throat, and Batman jumps from the platform he was standing on to rip Coco Kramer off Velma’s body before Coco Kramer could do any serious damage*
Velma: You B*TCH! I didn’t kill your father, he caused that himself!
Coco Kramer: He didn’t! You caused that! God, I wish Harley Quinn would have killed you by now, so I wouldn’t have to listen to your LIES!
Kim: Hey, calm dow-
Coco Kramer: SHUT UP! YOU WEREN’T THERE! YOU DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH PAIN THE MYSTERY INC HAS CAUSED ME!
Coco Kramer has a realization and starts laughing
Robin: What’s so funny!?
Coco Kramer: Ha… HA! You don’t know… I have the entirety of Gotham trapped in Gotham Hospital. And this entire city is set to explode in 20 minutes. If you save them, then Joker and I get away. And I would say Batman, but he wasn’t courteous enough to join us. You can’t do both. Timer starts now.
Coco Kramer starts running away while Joker follows her
Kim: I’m going to save the citizens.
Robin: I’m coming with.
Batman: But… Joker! We can’t just let him get away!
the perspective goes to Coco Kramer and Joker running
Joker: Hey! Next time, I’m doing some of the monologuing and evil plans! We’re supposed to be a team!
Coco Kramer: You’re an idiot Joker who couldn’t tell his left foot from his right hand! Now follow my lead or we’ll both die!
since Joker is behind Coco Kramer, he grabs her and punches her into the acid, burning half her face making her look like Two Face
Joker: I don’t give a sh** about you and your stupid f***ing plans.
Joker runs away off screen while Coco Kramer is covering her face
it switches perspective back to Batman and Velma and Kim and Robin still arguing
Velma: If we don’t stop Coco Kramer and Joker now, they’ll just cause more danger for us in the future!
Batman: For once, I agree with Velma
Kim grabs Velma’s shoulders while Robin grabs Batman’s shoulders
Kim and Robin: PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE.
Batman and Velma look at each other
it switches perspective to the people of Gotham which includes Scarecrow, Two Face, Harley Quinn, Riddler, Alfred, and many other random Gotham citizens
Citizen #1: We’re trapped!
Citizen #2: What’s that timer on the wall!?
the timer is at 10 minutes
Citizen #1: It’s a bomb!!!!
Harley Quinn looks down at her child inside of her
Harley Quinn: I wish I never got with John Kramer… he gave bad head anyway. Now I’m stuck with this stupid f*cking baby!
Alfred: Hey! Everyone! Calm down! Batman and Robin will save us! We’re going to be fine!
Riddler: Funny coming from you, Alfred. Old man.
Alfred: Hey! Respect your elders!
Two Face: I can’t believe Jigsaw would just betray us like that and lump us in with the other Gotham citizens…
Citizen #2: Yeah! Why are you in here with us!
Two Face just side punches Citizen #2 and he comically falls onto the floor
Scarecrow: And I literally killed Winston like she asked… you guys couldn’t even do that. And she picks JOKER of all of us to take!
Riddler: Well, he is the most iconic, I guess.
Scarecrow: And she wants BATMAN to join her!
Alfred: Yeah, I doubt he agreed to that. I know Batman.
Citizen #3: Hey! We need to focus on the fact that we’re all going to die!
the timer is at 5 minutes
Citizen #1: uuuggggghhhhhh… it’s no hope. Someone, just kill me already. I don’t want to die like this.
they all seem hopeless, when Batman, Kim, and Velma burst into the room
Batman: EVERYONE, FOLLOW VELMA AND KIM!!! WE NEED TO GET ONTO THE BOAT!!! THIS CITY’S GOING TO EXPLODE IN FIVE MINUTES!!!
the citizens, including the villains and Alfred move forward as Velma and Kim run and Batman goes at the back of the citizens
they all run through Gotham until they reach the boat, which is being driven by Robin
the people start scrambling up onto the ladder and they all make it into the boat, with Harley Quinn and Batman being the last two to get on the ladder
as Harley Quinn is climbing, her hands are shaky from carrying the weight of her baby and her water breaks above Batman - then she falls down back onto the Gotham floor
Batman looks down and sees Harley Quinn struggling to get up from the pain of her baby
Harley Quinn: Batman! Don’t worry about me! I’ll be fine!
the citizens of Gotham are now leaning over the boat watching Batman see Harley Quinn struggle to get up
Batman: I don’t care, Harley. I don’t let people die on my watch.
He jumps down as the timer hits one minute and picks up Harley Quinn and climbs up the ladder while carrying her, mirroring the scene in Arkham Knight when Batman carried Harley Quinn
He makes it up the ladder and everyone applauds him while making space for Harley Quinn
Robin starts driving the boat forward while Gotham is exploding in the background
Riddler: Goodbye, old home.
Kim: What about the Mystery Machine! That was in there… and… Winston.
Velma: Oh.
Scarecrow: Yeah, I already killed that guy.
Velma and Kim look at each other and hug, glad they’re alive
Velma: We can build a new Mystery Machine. And Winston, well. We can’t forget about him.
it goes back to Harley Quinn having her child in extreme pain, and the child comes out
Harley Quinn: F*** you. F*** John Kramer.
she throws the baby into the ocean
it goes to Batman sitting on the boat at the edge by himself
Velma walks up to him
Velma: You know Batman, I take back what I said. You aren’t so bad after all.
Batman: Thanks.
Velma: But that doesn’t mean we’re getting back together. You think you and Robin are gonna join our Mystery Inc team? It’s only Kim and I right now… not very many to solve a mystery with.
Batman: Nah. I prefer working alone.
Velma: What about Robin?
Batman: He doesn’t count.
Velma: Alright, suit yourself…
Velma walks away and Batman starts monologuing in his head
Batman: Another day, another villain defeated. Gotham destroyed, but the people safe. I will live another day to defeat more villains.
end of part 5
post credits scene 1
Harley Quinn’s baby falls off the boat and into the water, where she starts drowning for a few seconds until someone picks her up from the water from drowning - Coco Kramer
the baby is crying
Coco Kramer: Shh… you’re safe now, you’re safe now
she looks up at the boat that everyone is on and holds onto it so she doesn’t have to swim
post credits scene 2
Velma is sitting on the boat when she gets a sudden call from her phone - it’s Shaggy and she immediately picks it up
Shaggy: Hey… I’m sorry I left the Mystery Inc. I just ended up in more trouble without you guys than I did with you guys. I’m going to come back to join Mystery Inc.
Velma: Well. You missed a lot.