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Persephone [14:12]: Ms. Marvel is trying to coerce your number out of me
Icarus [14:12]: I don’t see how that’s my problem
Persephone [14:12]: It is because she’s going to steal my phone at some point
Icarus [14:13]: Are you sure you have heroes over there?
Persephone [14:13]: Shut up and help
Icarus [14:13]: ???
Persephone [14:13]: Be a problem or something
Persephone [14:13]: Actually, kidnap me!
Icarus [14:13]: Is it kidnapping if you’re 20?
Persephone [14:14]: 😑Bad spider
Persephone disliked “Is it kidnapping…”
Icarus [14:14]: Fiiinnnneeee. Give me five to come whisk you away from your lair
IT’S A FUCKING SINKHOLE
The Pats🏈 [14:34]: Daisy. Daisy, what the fuck?
Big Science Word [14:34]: I’m fine. Ghosty’s just taking me for a ride
The Expert™️ [14:34]: She came. Out. Of the. Ceiling.
Iron Giant [14:34]: The security in this hole is like impeccable
Iron Giant [14:34]: Shouldn’t you be worried about that???
Big Science Word [14:34]: …Probably
Tree Climber [14:35]: “Breaking news, local cryptid steals SHIELD agent!”
We Didn’t Start the Fire laughed at “Breaking news…”
Big Science Word [14:35]: Ghosty’s reading over my shoulder. Said, “Think if we told JJ I’m some cryptid from hell, he’d ease up?”
Star of the Show [14:36]: No. Have you heard that man? You’d think she killed his cat with the way he rants
Tree Climber [14:36]: Soooo, watcha doing with the spider?
The Expert™️ [14:36]: You could add her to the chat and we can ALL talk
Big Science Word [14:36]: 1) We’re sitting on a rooftop. 2) I don’t have her number
We Didn’t Start the Fire [14:36]: Ask??
Big Science Word [14:37]: Her phone is broken
Iron Giant [14:37]: I call bullshit
Star of the Show [14:37]: You’re too scared to ask
Big Science Word [14:37]: I’m not?
The Pats🏈 [14:37]: Isn’t she reading this?
Big Science Word [14:37]: Not anymore
The Expert™️ [14:37]: Then what is she doing?? We want the tea
Big Science Word [14:38]: Getting coffee
Big Science Word [14:40]: Was the explosion any of you?
The Pats🏈 [14:40]: Nope
Big Science Word [14:41]: Goody. Everyone get there now