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"Boys!" McGonagall sighed, sitting down at her desk and rubbing her forehead. "I can't even begin to think why or even how you'd manage to do such thing as shave off all the Slytherin's eyebrows." James can't help a chuckle at that akd Sirius follows, Remus and Peter just share a proud look yet everyone stops as McGonagall looks at them sternly.
"As I was saying." She says, glaring at them in disapproval. "I won't ask why or how you did that. Leave your wands at my desk and go to your dorm."
"But, Miss—
"I don't even want to hear it, Pettigrew." She sighs and stands up. "Leave them and then leave. You'll have them by noon tomorrow day."
They nod and three wands come to rest on the desk. As they're leaving the room, their teacher says "Potter. Wand."
James sighs and throws his wand onto her couch. "Sorry, Minnie."
They all crackle and go to their dorm.
That night, Remus is almost asleep when Sirius slips in.
"Hi." He whispers, closing the curtains and climbing in besides Remus
"Cuddle?" Remus grins, rolling over.
Sirius is grinning as he shakes his head, straddling Remus's lap immediately.
"Not even close." He bends down, grinning from ear to ear as he starts kissing his neck.
"Pads…" Remus shivers, tilting his head. "Our wands… We can't put on a silencing charm, they'll hear."
"Then we'll just have to be quiet." Sirius smirks, slipping under the covers and kissing down Remus's, already naked, chest.
"Fuck, Siri." He whispers, closing his eyes shut as Sirius disappears down.
He's as skillful as ever but Remus is good at this, he knows how to be quiet, most of the time he is.
He moans a bit when he cums but hides it with a pillow.
Sirius isn't the same, when Remus turns them around and sinks down himself.
He's whining and gasping and Remus is sure they'll hear about this over breakfast but who even cares at this point, neither of them dies
"Thought you wanted to be quiet?" Remus pulls off to tease, stroking him.
"Shut up and…" He gasps "And get back down. 'm close."
Remus chuckles and rewraps his lips around the tip, sucking while jerking the rest.
Sirius is quick to fill his mouth and Rmeus swallows every last bit.
Coming back up, he grins at the mess that was once, probably, Sirius.
"Hard to keep quiet, huh?" He teases again, laying down next to him.
"Think they heard?"
"We'll hear about it over breakfast, for sure." Remus grins, kissing his cheek.