Chapter Text
(4/05/2011)
The City of Upper Badminton
Staring: Tom as Tom. Dice as Dice. CC as CC and Eren as Eren
Over head sh
CC: Welcome back
(Eren Sighs)
Dice: How was Tesco my Twat of a room mate
Eren: HEY.
(Dice Chuckles)
Eren: Hey Mister two face Got your knife for u…. Asshole.
Dice: Thanks Dick weed
Eren: Was At Really Necessary
Dice: YES
Eren: also why do need so many Knife’s u got like Hundred of them so what the deal man.
Dice: Actually I Only have 198 Of them.
CC: Ok this argument Is getting to heated
Dice: not really At Heated…
CC: Shut it
(There Knocks on door)
CC: Guys I don’t mean to be rude but I would hide.
Dice: Why
CC: just hide
(CC Opens door)
CC: Hello welcome to My fin….
(In front of her there’s a Knight with a badminton racket)
CC: Who are….
Knight: the ladies and gentlemen and those who find in them in none of these sex’s of this household. You May enter the Badminton World Cup of sir Badminton the 14th of The Badminton town of Sir Badminton and if said Person Win’s will a handsome Reward
CC: N…….
Eren: Yeah!!! I love Tennis
Dice: It’s Badminton YOU SOCK.
Knight: I Got your name’s Down. We Got n….. and I love Tennis and You SOCK.
CC: No Are Names are…….
(Then boom he appears)
CC:AHHAHAHHAHAHAAAH
Tom: You Call Dear so What did you call me for may I ask.
CC: First I did not call u and Secondly Don’t Do at Arsehole I almost had a heart attack
Dice: GOOD
Knight: Arsehole is at your name
Tom: No My Name.. Tom
Knight: ok Tim we shall Go
(Montage)
Knight: we are here to the country of Badminton.
CC: we still in The England.
Tom: Correction actually it’s called the U.k
(CC her Rolls Eye’s)
Dice: So let us go to Get This This Whatever this is
(Cut’s to A shot of all of badminton Town)
Eren: anyone got anything to eat
Dice: Non t’es grosse baise
Eren: ha I like when u speck Spanish
Dice: Et une Baise stupide
Knight: Spanish I hate The Spanish.
CC: why
( Everyone Turn’s to Look a CC With anger)
Knight: because They took the one dear to me
Eren: what your Family or Money or maybe this dog or
Dice: or maybe his will to live.
Knight: No No no no they took my shrubbery
(the knight starts to cry)
Knight: Anyway sniff we are sniff Here
(Cries)
Dice: OK then
(They all get out of the cart)
Knight: also here’s your ticket’s sniff
CC: Jesus Crist It’s only a….
(Then Dice Covers mouth with his gloved hand)
Dice: Let it be let it be
Tom: So are going to are to do this or what my dear friends
CC: I Guess so
Tom: Fantastic
Big voice man: Ok ladies and Gentleman and those who don’t identify Welcome to to to The Badminton World Championships Host by the King of Badminton Town Sir Badminton The 14th of The Badminton
Of The Town as Badminton start here in Badminton town Which is Found on Badminton Island. But Does any have any Questions About Badminton Town or Badminton King……………
Ok let the Match Begin
(Montage of the matchs)
Eren : HeyGuys
(Get’s Decapitation With Racket)
CC: Oh my god You Son of a Bitch u kill him.
Random guy: oh sorry about at
Dice: HE be Fine don’t worry about it
CC: but he kill Eren
Dice: Shut up
Big Voice man: ok folks because we only have few more mins left the winner of the Badminton Match is Eren Smith
(Cut’s to Eren’s dead body getting lot’s of Praise)
Dice: Well done Jackass He finally got some Praise for once To bad you Dead u son of a bitch Hahahahahahhhhaahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahhahahahahahahahaqhajahahahhahahahahahaha
The end!!!!!!!!!!!
I miss you Daniel, I really do…