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"I take it your boss likes my setup?" Tony smirked.
"She'll defiantly be fangirling for a few days. Thanks for bringing us here anyways tin man."
Tony adjusted his posture, and smoothed the features on his face. "Jane's a genius, and frankly if I said no Thor would be..." he chuckled, "let's just say he'd be more than happy to test out his hammer on my new suits."
Darcy new all too well what Thor and his toy could do. ESPECIALLY when he's drunk. Turns out vodka is his weakness besides his Asgardian mead. Thor was somewhere with Captain Crunch, which was disappointing because she was definitely looking forward to some super sexy soldier eye candy. But they should be back by Friday (at least from what Tony says). Jane and Bruce were formally introduced, and uh-oh, Jane's found her third soul mate.
"So you're goldilock's science girlfriend?"
"So you're the green giant of science?"
Neither said a word. Just plain, awkward silence. So Darcy broke the silence. "Heeyyy Bruce nice to meet you, I'm Darcy and this is Jane." Jane's face was slightly flushed, while Tony was trying his best to not laugh at the already awkward situation.
"They'll get to know each other quite well! Darcy get your ass over here, your going to meet the rest of the team!" Before Darcy shuffled out of the lab, she gave Jane's ass a good slap. Bruce was now the one with pink cheeks. "Oh this is gonna be good." Darcy snickered.
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Darcy met Clint in New Mexico, he was one of the shield agents who stole Jane's lab equipment.
"Bird brains! Long time no see." Darcy was more than happy to hug Clint. She had accidentally found his tickle spot when he gave them an apologetic hug back in New Mexico.
"Hey Tony, Nat just went into our room. If you went through with the plan it's time you make a break for it." Darcy was confused "wait what? I just got here and I'm lost."
Tony laughed, "We have prank wars. We're in the middle of one right no-"
"ANTONY MOTHER FUCKING STARK YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE SO I CAN THROUGHLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!"
Natasha ran down the hall, covered in a blue goo. She tackled Tony, pulled put her tazer, and let a few hundred volts loose into Tony 's body.
"Empty book prank?"
"Yep."
"Oooh that one is a classic."
Darcy laughed as she pulled Natasha off of Tony, and high fived Clint. "That was amazing! I'm Darcy, the official science wrangler; along with Jane's platonic soulmate and Thor's little sister."
Nat took in a breath, laughed, and shook Darcy's hand. "I'm Natasha, bird brain's soul mate, and super hero baby sitter. I like your attitude, you'll fit in perfectly here."
~~~Friday Night~~~
Tony told Darcy to wear her nicest dress, but to be aware of all her "boobage" around the guests. Tonight was Rhodey's birthday, and as any billionaire would do; Tony 's throwing him a party. Darcy checked the mirror again, her hair was slightly curled, her makeup was nicely done, and her tight blue dress was gripping at her curves.
"You trying time score a date tonight Darce?" Tony whistled when Darcy and Jane stepped out of the escort car Pepper set up for them. Jane was looking good as well, Thor (if he even shows up) will be drooling like a dog. "And you assumed I needed an expensive party to woo a man?"
Tony held out his arm, offering to escort the lovely ladies inside, "well your doing a good job woo-ing me Lewis."
Darcy and Tony were locked in conversation about what their next move on the prank wars, when Jane ripped herself from Tony. Thor was dressed nicely (surprisingly they found a tux that would fit his giant frame), and he was more than happy to have a little public affection with Jane.
"Hey big bro, where have you been? Wait don't tell me.... It's a secret." Sarcasm thick in Darcy's voice.
Thor laughed, and hug Darcy a little too tightly.
"Little sister I'll tell you later, for now we celebrate the birth of sir Rhodey!" Tony escorted Jane out to dance (with Thor's blessing) and Darcy began to sip on her first glass of champagne. "Okay so it's later, now will you tell me?" Darcy gave Thor big puppy eyes, and pouted her lip. "Okay Darcy, but you cannot tell Jane."
Darcy smiled, and grabbed her second glass and saluted Thor "scouts honor."
"Well, I returned briefly to asgard to speak with my father. I... I asked for his blessing."
"Blessing for what?"
"To have lady Jane's hand in marriage." Darcy nearly spit out her drink. "Marraige?!" Thor shushed her, and explained his plans for Jane. Darcy was squealing at the thought of their wedding. But deep down Darcy knew that Jane would be taken from her. In a way, they wouldn't be as close as before, but she loved Jane. And so did Thor.
"So your high and mighty dad is okay with letting you marry a mortal?" Thor smiled, "my father was willing, heimdal gave the final push. Heimdal was very helpful, he even revealed a location for one of Mr.Rogers friends." Her eyebrow raised, "wait, so you brought Captain America to Asgard, and not me?"
"Steve was in need, he was searching for a man he held dear. Heimdal saw no ill intent, and gave clear instructions on how to find the one he calls Bucky." Darcy downed her 5th glass, "Where is that super soldier eye candy anyway?" "Why do you use that term so often sister?" Thor questioned.
"Because those words are accompanied by several others on my ribs. So I'm just throwing them around to see if I'll find my soul mate.
"So where is that sexy super soldier eye candy?"
There was a quick tap on Darcy's shoulder. "You're quite the eye candy yourself ma'am."