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Ning(•ө•)♡
YEONJUN HYUNG!!!
IT BOY (idiot) Hyung
Wtf?! Why are u screaming so early in the morning?!
Ning(•ө•)♡
It’s urgent!
I need to ask u something!
IT BOY (idiot) Hyung
Sure, baby. What’s up?
Ning(•ө•)♡
Do u know Choi Beomgyu?
👉👈
IT BOY (idiot) Hyung
Do I know Choi Beomgyu???
Ning(•ө•)♡
Yeah?
IT BOY (idiot) Hyung
Of course, I know him!
He’s my future husband!
That’s like asking if I know how to breathe!
Ever since I gazed upon this celestial being
My heart has been ensnared
In this thorn-like cage
That I never wish to be free of
So yeah… I know him
🥰
Ning(•ө•)♡
Hmmn…
I am mildly creeped out
10/10 wouldnt do this again
IT BOY (idiot) Hyung
Oh, shut up!
Why are u asking anyway?
Ning(•ө•)♡
Um. I kind of have the tiniest crush on him
I sit behind him in our calculus class
One day he passed the quiz sheet to me
And I saw his face for the first time
And just wow!
That was a good Wednesday
(｡・//ε//・｡)
IT BOY (idiot) Hyung
Oh man… you too???
Ugh!
Half of the school is already
In love with him
And now you’re joining in the competition???!
🙄
Ning(•ө•)♡
Ohhhhh.
Do I know anyone else who has a crush on him?
IT BOY (idiot) Hyung
Heh. U know him alright…
It’s our precious Soobinnie
Ning(•ө•)♡
٩(⌯꒦ິ̆ᵔ꒦ິ)۶ᵒᵐᵍᵎᵎᵎ
Ok! Ttyl hyung ily!
IT BOY (idiot) Hyung
Ily2 brat
Also this isn't over!
I’m the one who will win
Choi Beomgyu’s heart!
Mark my words!!!
~ ლ ~
Tall mf
Soobin Hyung!
I need to ask u something
Stop Ignoring me!!!
I can see that ur online, bitch!
Tall(ER) mf
What do u want?
Tall mf
A little birdie told me
That u have a crush on Choi Beomgyu
Tall(ER) mf
What?!! Who told u that?!
Was it Beomgyu???
Tall mf
Lol u gay panicked too hard for a sec there
Also, why would Beomgyu tell me himself?
Unless…
*Gasps*
You and Beomgyu actually know each other???
And u never told me?!
BETRAYAL!!!
｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡
Tall(ER) mf
Bitch chill
I didn’t even know u knew his existence
Until u texted me a few seconds ago
Also the correct term would be is that
I know him, but he doesn’t know me…
Even tho we went to middle school together
Tall mf
Awww hyunggg thats sad
Let me buy u bread tomorrow!
Tall(ER) mf
It’s fine
It’s not like I’m in love with him or anything
Tall mf
Bitch why u keep lying?
It’s just us here
Tall(ER) mf
Fine, u really want the truth?!
I’ve never stopped thinking about Choi Beomgyu
Since middle school
And I’ve done everything I could to get over him
But, it’s like his ridiculously beautiful face
Is fused to my eyeballs because
Everytime I close my eyes, I see him
Tall mf
Wow….
Yeah u should have definitely kept that to urself hyung
Tall(ER) mf
Are u kidding me?!
U made me spit out my feelings!
Tall mf
Idk
That was more like a crazy stalker’s monologue
Also, What is with the guys crushing on Beomgyu?
It’s like ur all in a crazy cult or something
Maybe I should rethink this crush...
Nahhh, it’s too late
Ohhhh, I should ask Taehyunnie about him!
Bye! Ttyl! ( *¯ ³¯*)♡
Tall(ER) mf
Just for that u owe me
A month’s worth of bread now!!!
~ ლ ~
Huening Kai Kamal ♡
Tyun, my love!
Are u online?
Tyun (loml)✧˖°ˈ·*ε-(๑˃́ε˂̀๑ )
Yes?
Huening Kai Kamal ♡
Remember the guy I have a crush on in my calculus class?
It turns out Yeonjun hyung and Soobin hyung have a crush on him too!
Like, what are the odds? Lol
Tyun (loml)✧˖°ˈ·*ε-(๑˃́ε˂̀๑ )
Yeah
Although I’ve never met ur older friends
So, maybe the 3 of you just have the same type?
Huening Kai Kamal ♡
I thought so at first
But, I think there’s just something about this guy
That makes everyone around him a little feral
Oh, I haven’t told you his name yet
I always just call him pretty calculus guy
His name is Choi Beomgyu, do u know him?
Tyun (loml)✧˖°ˈ·*ε-(๑˃́ε˂̀๑ )
What
Huening Kai Kamal ♡
I can’t believe it’s been a month
And I haven’t told you his name yet lol
Tyun?
Hello????
Where did u go?????
Wait….
Don’t tell me u have a crush on him too???!!!
Tyun (loml)✧˖°ˈ·*ε-(๑˃́ε˂̀๑ )
I do not!!!
I’ve never even heard of his name until now!
Huening Kai Kamal ♡
Lmao u totally have a crush on him!
What kind of clusterfuck coincidence is this?
Ohhhhh… you should totally meet my hyungs now!
We need to like sit down and talk about this like adults
Tyun (loml)✧˖°ˈ·*ε-(๑˃́ε˂̀๑ )
Why? It’s just a stupid crush
On a pretty boy who doesn’t even know we exist
I MEAN YOUR CRUSH! I DON’T KNOW
WHO THAT CHOI BEOMGYU MF IS!
Huening Kai Kamal ♡
God. Chill Tyun
It’s not like I’m gonna tell everyone
On school that u have a crush on him or something
Tyun (loml)✧˖°ˈ·*ε-(๑˃́ε˂̀๑ )
Don’t u dare tell anyone!
I’ll kill you!!!!
I MEAN I DON’T CARE AT ALL
BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE A CRUSH ON CHOI BEOMGYU!!!
Huening Kai Kamal ♡
Oh boy…
Yeah, I can’t handle this alone
I’m gonna make a group chat
≖‿≖
~ ლ ~
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ added Myeownzz
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ added B00bin (TMxTL)
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ added Kang Taehyun
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Hello everyone! I have gathered all of us here today
To discuss a very important matter
Wait a minute….
EW! Soobin hyung, what is with ur username???
B00bin (TMxTL)
Leave me alone!
It’s my discord username
I didn’t wanna use my real name
In case someone tries to dox me
Kang Taehyun
It doesn’t look like a very good idea
Soobin isn’t that far off from ‘B00bin’
B00bin (TMxTL)
Well no one has doxxed me yet
So I think it’s working
Also, who are u anyway?
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Oh! Soobin hyung that’s my soulmate and bestfriend Kang Taehyun
And Taehyunnie, this is Soobin hyung
One of the hyungs I grew up with
Kang Taehyun
I mean my name is literally right there…
Are you blind or just blissfully ignorant?
B00bin (TMxTL)
U wanna fight? 😊
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
U guys!
Dont fight!
There’s a reason why I added all of u here
Choi Beomgyu
Myeownzz
Did someone say Choi Beomgyu???!
Bcoz I’m all for that! 😉
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Wow Hyung
We’ve literally been talking for a few hours
And then u just jump out of nowhere
The moment I said his name
Kang Taehyun
Hasn't it been only a few minutes though?
B00bin (TMxTL)
Sure felt like hours to me
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
ANYWAY
Since all of us are here now
I want to get back to what I actually wanted to talk about
Choi Beomgyu
Myeownzz
Yeah???
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
….
And how all of us have a thing for him
B00bin (TMxTL)
Thats not true!
Kang Taehyun
No, I don't!
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Would u look at that
U guys r getting along already
｡^‿^｡
B00bin (TMxTL)
No were not!
Kang Taehyun
No, we're not!
B00bin (TMxTL)
Ugh! Stop copying me!
Kang Taehyun
It’s ‘we’re’ not were
I can’t believe you’re older than me
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Welp
Said that too early
B00bin (TMxTL)
😊😊😊
A day will come when you think you’re safe and happy
And suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth
And you’ll know the debt is paid
Kang Taehyun
Come at me bro
Myeownzz
Hey! I thought we’re gonna talk about Beomgyu???!
The tension in here is making me either horny or irritated
I can’t pick one feeling
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Ur always horny hyung
But, ur right. We aren’t gonna make a progress this way
Why don’t we all meet at the library during lunch?
Myeownzz
Are u sure thats a good idea?
These 2 are seconds away from killing each other
Also I don’t really wanna go because the library
Is like a building away from me rn
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Fine. How about this way?
If u guys show up and behave
Once a week
I’ll send an exclusive pic here
How does that sound?
Btw, I’m talking about a pic of none other than
Choi Beomgyu
B00bin (TMxTL)
Sure
Whatever
Idc
Kang Taehyun
Fine. But, I’m doing it for you, Kai
Not for the stupid exclusive Beomgyu pic
Myeownzz
You had me at Choi Beomgyu
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Thats literally the last thing I said
(T⌓T)
~ ლ ~
Myeownzz
Ok Im here
U cant take back that beomgyu pic weekly now
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Lol that was fast
Im almost near hyung
B00bin (TMxTL)
Im here with Yeonjun hyung too
Idk about that Taehyun guy
Does he know what we look like Kai?
Because theres this cute guy who keeps
Staring at us with this really huge eyes
He hasn't blinked for 30 seconds
Its kind of unsettling
Myeownzz
But u admit he’s cute
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Lol yeah thats Taehyun
@Kang Taehyun just approach them
They wont bite
Well, idk about Yeonjun hyung
I begged him to stop telling me his sex escapades years ago
Myeownzz
Oh ill definitely bite Beomgyu if he asked
Kai where are u???
These 2 just kept glaring at each other
I knew it was gonna be weird
Ffs just make out already
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Im at the door! God
~ ლ ~
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ renamed the Group Beomgyu’s Secret Harem
Kang Taehyun
Isn’t naming the group chat like this
Kind of defeating the purpose of ‘it’
Being secret?
B00bin (TMxTL)
Do u just have to be right about everything?!
Kang Taehyun
I don’t have to be right about everything
I just happen to be right most of the time
Myeownzz
Oh danggg Soobz hes got u right there
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Hyung! Stop goading them to fight!
Or encourage them to make out…
OH MY GOD
I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
B00bin (TMxTL)
What is it? Whats happening?!
Ur scaring me
Myeownzz
HFDSHFAGDASHDFKASLDGLDSKGlf
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!
Kang Taehyun
It’s just Choi Beomgyu
I don’t get why you guys are freaking out
B00bin (TMxTL)
U havent stopped staring at him
The moment he entered the room
Also I think ur drooling a little
Kang Taehyun
SHUT UP!
YOU’RE STARING AT HIM TOO!!!
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Guys! Stop staring at him like that!
You’re gonna ruin a month’s worth of progress I made
He says hello to me in the hallways now!
Myeownzz
Well he shouldn’t have dyed his hair blonde!!!
He knows it makes him look like an ethereal angel
Sent down from the heavens to curse us mortals with his beauty
This is all on him tbh
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Hyung why dont u write essays like this in our english lit?
U could have gotten a perfect grade
Myeownzz
Idk theres just something about Beomgyu
Kang Taehyun
Yeah
I MEAN YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY!
SO HE DYED HIS HAIR AND HE LOOKS EVEN MORE PRETTY???
NO ONE CARES!!!
B00bin (TMxTL)
Ur sounding less convincing by the minute
That u dont have a crush on him too
Kang Taehyun
SHUT UP!
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Come on guys!
U promised not to fight
We all agreed to be friends
And admire Choi Beomgyu from afar
At least until one of us gets the courage to ask him out
Kang Taehyun
Fine. But, like I said
I’m only doing it for you
B00bin (TMxTL)
Sure
Whatever
Idc
Myeownzz
Idk about that asking out part
I always chicken out at the last minute
Maybe I’m just doomed to admire him from afar
And nothing else
B00bin (TMxTL)
Oh
Dont worry hyung
Its not just u
U get used to it over time
Kang Taehyun
Yeah, it’ll get better over time
I mean… not that I like him or anything
It’s just what usually happens
Time heals all wounds or whatever
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Awwwww u guys are so sweet to each other already!
Its like we’re a lonely heart’s club or something
Myeownzz
Lol ur making this sound like were losers
Kang Taehyun
A community of losers
I mean just you guys of course
Not me
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
A community, thats it!
I now pronounce us a community!
٩(^ᴗ^)۶
B00bin (TMxTL)
Omg yeah
We totally sounds like losers
Myeownzz
We all look hot anyway
So it cancels out
Kang Taehyun
It really doesn't. Omg
Also, before I forget Soobin hyung
What does TM and TL stand for?
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Lol u were curious enough to call him ‘hyung’ to ask that?
Kang Taehyun
He gave me permission earlier anyway
So, Soobin hyung? What is it?
B00bin (TMxTL)
Couldn’t help urself, could u?
It means ‘The Man’ and ‘The Legend’
Kang Taehyun
Huh? What kind of dumbass username is that?
B00bin (TMxTL)
If u behave
Maybe ill let u meet the legend someday…
Myeownzz
Ohoho I like where this is going
Tysm for making this group chat hyuka!
Kaisthebest(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Idk
Im kinda starting to regret it actually
(´〜｀*)
~ ლ ~
Beomieee
Jimin hyung!
There's some guys who keep staring at me
At the library rn
Im scared/slighty turned on
Jiminieee
YOU NEED THERAPY!