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Gooner Tunes

Summary:

It’s always rabbit season this and duck season that what if it was mating season?

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This is satire I threw up 5 times writing this

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Being an Omega, Daffy was ALWAYS punctual with taking his prescribed heat suppression tablets.
In Daffy’s home town the population was almost 90% Alpha’s, in this town it’s incredibly important for Omegas to take their heat suppression tablets in order to blend in with the other Alphas and maintain their safety, going against this recommendation will have you booked first class to pound city, I’m talking ass obliterated, medical attention needed and 6 month recovery time.

Daffy, being an avid hunter often went on hunting trips in the near by woods, this trip happened to line up with his heat cycle, his medication was the first thing he packed, as usual even when his cycle was weeks away he always took extra precautions to ensure his safety wherever he went.

No one around Daffy knew he was an Omega, in this town even the knowledge of an omega in the area was enough to put you in some pretty dangerous situations.

On this particular trip he was driven and accompanied by his long time frenemy, Buggs Bunny. The two in all honesty are good friends, they have a sort of frivolous rivalry as hunting is both of their favourite hobbies.

“You got any food in there Doc? I’m getting pretty peckish.” Buggs hopped over and started rifling through the backpack, throwing all sorts of things onto the floor and occasionally trees around him.

“Be carethful with that thuff you brute!” Daffy exclaimed while retrieving his items.

After a few more things were thrown, some even into the river beside them, Buggs pulls out a container of carrots and begins snacking on them like he hadn’t eaten in the last few days.

The next morning Daffy wakes up earlier than his friend to take his suppression tablets as the effects of the heat cycle were beginning to take effect, he picked up his bag and began searching through calmly, then more frantically and finally panic sets in, the tablets are gone, in an hour he will start to produce pheromones, he knew Buggs was an Alpha no doubt about that.

Hopeless Daffy runs inside his tent and pretends to go back to sleep, maybe this is all just a bad dream he deludes himself to sleep again.

Daffy is abruptly awoken by Buggs shaking his tent, Daffy’s heart begins to race, feeling hopeless and trapped he hides himself under the blanket.

“Boy you are a deep sleeper!” Buggs complains as he begins to unzip the tent he climbs inside and stands next to the air bed. “Wakey wakey!” He pulls the blanket down, by doing so inhales a concentrated dose of Daffy’s Pheromones, he begins to flush, beads of sweat forming at the top of his head. Buggs demeanour had changed dramatically in a span of a few seconds.

“Yo-you’re an Omega..?” His breath was heavy and eyes were half lidded as he edged closer taking in Daffy’s scent, reluctantly Daffy felt himself being drawn to Buggs this was just the hormones talking, he had no feelings towards the other and also he wasn’t even gay!

It’s like his body was moving for him, he straddled Buggs beginning to kiss him deeply running his hands all over Buggs’ chest.

“L-leths jutht get thith over with!” Daffy’s lies with his ass up in the air. An awkward tension filled the air.

“I may be the Alpha but i am always the one to take it doc..”

Daffy’s eyes lit up, this may not be as bad as he thought! He could just close his eyes and think of a hot woman until it’s over.

“Oh… of course.”

The two then switch places.
Daffy’s 8.5 inch (length) by 4inch (width) penis slid in with ease without any lube, Buggs must definitely have a lot of experience. (he was a slut lol)

He started off slow but was met with frustration from Buggs, “come on Doc I’ve taken bigger before, humble yourself!” The humiliation only turned him on more he was pounding that rabbit hind harder than he had ever pounded anyone before.

After about 5 minutes of this he felt himself getting closer, breath ragged and sweat dripping from his forehead with each stroke before he could even register what was happening he blew his load inside of Buggs.

Buggs pushed him over and finished all over the other.

The post nut clarity hit both of them like a truck, Buggs pulled a glock out of his bag and shot Daffy point blank because it was duck season.