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I It was a peaceful day in a clas-
scratch that,
I mean as peaceful in class 1a, Bakugou was yelling less, Iida did not have to scold anyone to much, aizawa was having one of his best naps in a long time, shoto was showing more emotion than usual only in his eyes,
You get the whole picture every one was in a good mood
In the back you could see are protagonist having a mumbling festival at the back writing all the easy way to torture and kill his classmates, (for reserch only). He was definitely not enjoying what he was doing because of his lowkey sadistic side, he was doing it to help his FRIENDS.
like how were they supposed to protect themselves if they don't know what can kill them. IT'S Not like he wrote 10 books of ways to silently kill them in their sleep He was just helping his friends.
Anyway back to the point, he as in izuku was sitting down and doing what he was doing, not like he would be standing in the middle of class writing and mumbling that would be weird, OK back to him he was writing obviously since I have said it like a hundred times, his phone started to ring, with an allmight song he going to go outside and answer but changed his mind when he saw who was calling him he silently took the phone call.
"hello"
"guess what"
"I am not in the mood for jokes you called me in class what do you want"
"okay okay your dad just died"
"...."
"...."
"ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME AGAIN CUZ IT'S NOT FUNNY"
The whole class had turned to look at the cute, kind and innoce- scratch that DID HE JUST .
1&- CURSE%#
2 #£get angry™¢
even aizawa though the world will end,
everyone was a mixture of shock, proud, confused, curious and a little bit scared.
Even bakugou was silent
They listening to the call and for some godly reasons (me) they could not hear what the person on the other side was saying.
Izuku could NOT careless that everyone was watching him.
"I am not kidding he really died"
They could not hear anything but the manic smile that that appeared on Izuku face made them a tiny bit more scared.
Then it clicked in bakugou head he knew the only reason deku would smile like that was cuz of something bad happening to his father and with that smile something really really bad happened, his lips could not help but twitch up.
Okay if their class a tiny bit scared they are scared now.
Bakugou and midoriya are smiling for a similar reason.
Aizawa wanted to get out of the class because he could feel the upcoming headache,but his curiosity could not let him and he WASN'T PAYED ENOUGH to handle THIS PROBLEM CHILDREN.
"how did he die"
OK now every on was shaking and calculating all of the reasons those two are smiling over someones death.
*'HOW IS SOMEONE'S DEATH FUNNY TO THE TWO PEOPLE WHO ARE DRUNK ON THE IDEA OF NUMBER 1 HERO'*was the question ringing in every one's head.
"he slipped of a banana peel and BANG his head"
If that wasn't funny then izuku did not know what was he started to shake, then giggle, then laugh innocently, then lunch into full psychopath Laugh. At this point bakugou curiosity took hold of him and he just snatched the phone.
"hey ash(the persons name) why the fuck iis shitty nerd laughing like a psyco"
"I just told him his dad died because of a banana peel"
He ended the call and repeated the process of izuku.
At this point they did not care that every one was watching them.
The only thing their classmates could hear from all the laughter was banana died dad
Bakugou and izuku called inko to tell the new even though they were still laughing manicly
"hey mum" "hey auntie" "he died after all the planning we did" "he died of a fucking banana peel"
Then it clicked inko knew who they were talking about broke into laughter
"my babies u guys should come home we are going to have a party this is best news I have had in a long time"
"okay mum" "OK auntie" they both said as they dashed out of the class. Leave a silent and stunned class after few seconds of calculating their life and life choices and existence and making sure they where not affected by a quirk or stuck in an alternate universe every one started talking at once. Coming up with theories.
The smart ones already figured it out but where still finding what they saw unbelievable
if aizawa walked out of the class with nothing but the gaol of coffee on his mind, while saying something like 'I don't get paid enough for this job, they could burn in hell for all I care' and if in his heart he figured out what just happened and was happy for the problems kids no one has to know.
And if a certain todoroki in class smiled with hope in his eyes and a plan in his mind no one needs to know.
And if a curtain principle was crackling in his office while scaring the teachers no one has to know.
If banana became the favourite fruit for the midoriya 's and bakugou' know one has to know
If the banana sales increased and endeavour found banana peels everywhere who knows who put it there I don't