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Valdez has started a new group
Valdez has changed group name to: The Seven and Friends
Valdez has changed their name to Fireboy
Fireboy has invited: Sporky
Fireboy: there you are babe
Sporky: Hmmm, we need the others.
Fireboy: well go get them
Sporky: Working on it lol
Sporky has invited: OCEAN, Grey Eyes, Pepper, GasStation, GiveFranks, Gemstone, Neeks, and thatbigyellowthing
Sporky: Who the hell is thatbigyellowthing?
Fireboy: that would be will
Sporky: OOOOH THE SUN
thatbigyellowthing: yes, the thing that is a massive ball of plasma in our sky
thatbigyellowthing: that is indeed me
OCEAN: Will
OCEAN: what the fuck is that name?
thatbigyellowthing: it's that big yellow thing in the sky
Neeks: he said that once after too much wine at dinner one day, he tried to talk about the sun and said that
Neeks: so it stuck
OCEAN: thanks Nico
Neeks: no problem
Grey Eyes: We need more people.
GiveFranks: We really don't.
OCEAN: We do.
Neeks: oh boy here we go
Pepper: brace yourselves
OCEAN has invited: thegoat, AnubiWalt, Carts, and Saddles
Grey Eyes has invited: Magnos, AAA, zappy, Owly, Sneaky, and cavelady
Grey Eyes: There
AAA: WAIT FUCK
AAA has changed their name to: Pontiac(She/Her)
Pontiac(She/Her): ahahaha
Owly: Pontiac???
Pontiac(She/Her): Fiero, my last name is Fierro, soooo
Owly: Understandable, have a nice day
Pontiac(She/Her): I will thank you so much :D
zappy: AAAAAA
zappy: CAN REYNA NOT SNEAK UP ON ME
zappy: FRANK TELL YOUR OLD BOSS TO NOT DO THAT
GiveFranks: NAH
zappy: i hate you
GiveFranks: I know
GiveFranks: I FEED OFF OF IT
GiveFranks: IT GIVES ME STRENGTH
cavelady: oookay
thegoat: *goat noises*
cavelady: grover what the fuck
thegoat: bleat
OCEAN: YOU DARE INSULT THE GOAT?
cavelady: its too early in the morning for this shit
Sporky: Leo, love, what the fuck is going on
Fireboy: no idea
zappy: WHAT
Sporky: Well, I can tell you that my sister just found out we're dating
Mangos: that's pretty gay
Sporky: Oh it is
Mangos: based, being gay is based
GiveFranks: WHAT LEO IS DATING JASON
GiveFranks: ARE WE THE ONLY STRAIGHT PEOPLE IN THE SEVEN?
OCEAN: yes
Grey Eyes: Yes
Fireboy: yes
Sporky: yeah
SHINEY: You are the only straight*
GiveFranks: Oh
GiveFranks: I'm out numbered
Mangos: you'll be fine
GiveFranks: Magnus
GiveFrank: I will ban you from New Rome lmao
Mangos: Dictator
Pontiac(She/Her): ABUSE OF POWER
Pontiac(She/Her): VIVA LA REVOLUTION! FOR THE PEOPLE!
Neeks: Frank is homophobic confirmed??? LMFAO
GiveFranks: Oh fuck off Nico lol
Neeks: FRANK HOMOPHOBIA ARC???
GiveFranks: WILL COME GET YOUR MAN
thatbigyellowthing: coming
thatbigyellowthing: Nico you can't just do that
Neeks: yes I can I just did
Sporky: Oh jeez
Sporky: This is worse than Saturnalia last year
Neeks: we don't talk about that
Sporky: I think we do
Neeks: no
OCEAN: CONTEXT???
thegoat: bleat
OCEAN: thank you Grover
thegoat: got any tin cans
OCEAN: no
thegoat: fuck
Sporky: Heck off water boy
Sporky: There is no context
zappy: when did you start dating Leo
Sporky: last year
Fireboy: its the saturnalia thing
zappy: drunk
Fireboy: very
OCEAN: oh I figured it out easy
OCEAN: that's pretty gay Jason
Pepper: I tried telling him that
Pepper: he's really fucking gay
Sporky: Percy
Sporky: Don't you even think about it
Carts: *eats popcorn, hasn't even introduced himself*
cavelady: chad move honestly
Carts: Always
OCEAN: sooo which one of you
OCEAN: we have bets
Pontiac(She/Her): oh gods we're calling people bottoms already
Pontiac(She/Her): THIS ISN'T TWITTER.COM
Saddles: I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
GasStation: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER!
zappy: HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE
Mangos: are we watching the dub or something
Pontiac(She/Her): AND THE BOTTOM RUINED IT
Pontiac(She/Her): silly Maggie
Grey Eyes: We want answers
Fireboy: me percy
Fireboy: i mean look at me
Fireboy: im a fire elf lol
Sporky: A cute and adorable fire elf
Fireboy: iouathouawerbh
OCEAN: we won the bet
Grey Eyes: Yeah that's what we thought
Pepper: FUCK
Grey Eyes: PAY UP
Pepper: I hate you
Grey Eyes: I still win
Pepper: I thought I knew Jason better than that
Grey Eyes: Oh my Gods lol
GiveFranks: Well then
Sporky: it was bound to happen
cavelady: are we gonna do icebreakers or something
Sporky: Asking a bunch of people with ADHD to do an icebreaker is like asking me to attempt the dying speedrun again
Sporky: I failed that run, and I don't want to try again
Pontiac(She/Her): watch this
Pontiac(She/Her): @everyone, name, godly parent if ya got one, pronouns one thing about you, there
Carts: I was gonna type that...
Pontiac(She/Her): I beat you
Owly: Malcolm Pace, Athena, He/Him. I'm a computer expert and I have beaten Annabeth in jenga
Sneaky: nerd
Sneaky: Connor Stoll, Hermes, He/They, I didn't get the stoll joke for five years
OCEAN: HOW
Sneaky: im as dumb as a rock
Grey Eyes: Annabeth Chase, Athena, She/Her and I DIDN'T LOSE TO MALCOLM IN JENGA THAT IS PROPOGANDA
Owly: YOU LOST BITCH
cavelady: Rachel Elizabeth Dare, She/Her, and my dad has so much money that i could buy a lambo everyday and he wouldnt notice
cavelady: ps i live in a cave, i dont like money
Carts: Carter Kane, He/Him, I'm the Pharoh sooo
AnubiWalt: there's two of us lmao
AnubiWalt: Walt Stone, He/They, and I'm the host of Anubis.
AnubiWalt: YES THAT ANUBIS
OCEAN: well then
OCEAN: don't ask him to weigh my heart please
AnubiWalt: Not your afterlife, you'll be fine. - A
Mangos: Magnus Chase, son of Frey, He/They and I insulted Loki until he was smol
Mangos: and I have a talking sword and i hate blue
Sporky: ...
Pepper: uh oh
SHINEY: Well...
Neeks: oh its coming
OCEAN: MAGNUS WHAT THE FUCK MAN
OCEAN: BLUE IS A GOOD COLOR THE FUCK
Mangos: SILENCE YOU BLUE HERATIC
OCEAN :0
Fireboy: Leo Valdez, hot boy (elf) supreme, He/They I HAVE A FUCKING METAL DRAGON
Fireboy: his name is Festus, which means Happy
Sporky: I love happy the dragon
Pontiac(She/Her): HAPPY THE DRAGON!
Pontiac(She/Her): I'M CRYING THAT'S ADORABLE
Fireboy: i known right
zappy: Thalia Grace, She/Her, Zeus(!) i was a tree
OCEAN: you were better as the tree smhmh
zappy: and you were better as the guinea pig
Grey Eyes: Incorrect
zappy: simp
Grey Eyes: >Dating for three years
Grey Eyes: >Gets called a simp
thatbigyellowthing: Will Solace, Apollo (<3), He/Him, former camp medic and expert guitar player
Neeks: best guitar player*
cavelady: ^ these two are very gay together
Magnos: based
Neeks: Nico di Angelo, Hades, He/Him, and I see dead people...
Neeks: okay I can travel through shadows
Pontiac(She/Her): that would've been fucking helpful
Neeks: it tires you out
Neeks: like a lot
Pontiac(She/Her): everything has a fucking drawback
Saddles: Saddie Kane, She/They, I'm dating Anubis and Walt
Grey Eyes: Hope that's going well
Saddles: It really is
Sporky: Jason Grace, Jupiter, He/Him, winner of the almost died award, once ate a stapler
OCEAN: bro
OCEAN: I'm never letting you live that one down
Pontiac(She/Her): Alex Fierro, Loki (meh) genderfluid, pronouns change hence the name and I'm the best shapeshifter around
GiveFranks: Mmm hmmm
Pontiac(She/Her): You wanna test that?
GiveFranks: One day
GiveFranks: Frank Zhang, Mars and legacy of Posiedon, I'm also a shapeshifter and I made Percy cry laughing because I was making fun of the south once
OCEAN: YEE HAW CHUCKLE FUCK
Mangos: AS YOU SHOULD
Pepper: Piper McLean, Aphrodite, She/Her, I stole a BMW once lol
GasStation: Shel Chambers, Hermes, She/They, I stole Piper's heart by calling her gay on Rolblox
Pepper: it was Minecraft and we were next to each other
thegoat: bleat
thegoat: KIDDING
thegoat: Grover Underwood, Satyr, He/Him, Lord of the Wild, and the one who started all this mess by finding Percy in the first place
OCEAN: yeah world quality has been downhill since I was born lol
Grey Eyes: Same lol
Gemstone: Hazel Levesque, Pluto, She/Her. Praetor of New Rome with Frank and I can give you any gemstone free of curses!
Gemstone: I've crashed the diamond market once...
Gemstone: Or twice
Pontiac(She/Her): PERCY GO
OCEAN: Percy Jackson, POSEIDON, He/They, I think you all know me
OCEAN: like
Gemstone: We do
OCEAN: I AM THE GLUE OF THIS UNIVERSE!
OCEAN: I can talk to fish and horses, and I really like fish. studying to be a scientist of fish
Grey Eyes: Oh really
OCEAN: yes my loving girlfriend
OCEAN: I like fish
Fireboy: oh you like fish
Grey Eyes: LEO DON'T
Pepper: LEO NO
Sporky: LEOOOOO
Fireboy: NAME EVERY FISH
SPORKY: FUCK
SPORKY: MUTE THE CHAT UNTIL THEY STOP