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Hange POV.
One day, me and my boyfriend were strolling in the park on a spring . His name is Levi and we’ve been dating for 76857325789 years. At the park, we found a park bench to sit on and we sit on the park bench and the bench go SQUEAK. I tell him that I’m feeling hot.
“Leviiiiiiii im hot ” (10% of my soul is gone)
“oi stinking 4 eyes stop whining.”
I strip off my shirt leaving me in just a bra and fiddle with the fly of my jeans. I strip off my jeans after teasing him for a little bit. (oh god why is she stripping in the middle of a PARK) (-20% soul)
Suddenly the light of the sun catches onto Levi’s eyes, and I stare at him as he ogles my E-cup boobies. (I’m dying) His stark cobalt orbs, a misty and steely gray with flecks of silver gaze at my chest. Finally, his dilated orbs stretch and reach out to mine. Stormy ocean blue eyes meet my honey brown golden colored orbs in an explosion, our hearts leaping out of our stomachs and hugging in the abyss of space separating our aching souls. I surge up and SMASH my mouth against his pink and pouty lips, and we battle for dominance, starting a war between our slimy pink (disgusting) caverns. He suddenly overtakes me shoves me down on the bench. (whyyyyy) (-50% soul)
LEMON WARNING LEMON WARING SPICY GRAPEFRUITS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED WARNING LEMON WARNING LEMON WARNING THERE WILL BE ADULT CONTENT IN THE FOLLOWING PARTS MINORS DON’T INTERACT OR SMTH I DON’T CARE I’M NOT YOUR PARENTS THE ORANGES ARE COMING AFTER Y’ALL. (+5% soul)
He YANKS my bra off, SNAPPING the clasp in the process. I squeak and he dives forward and CAPTURES my roSEBUds in his mouth and SUCKS LIKE THERES A BUBBLE STUCK IN HIS BOBA STRAW which leaves me PANTING and SCREECHING his name like a cat giving birth. ( oh lawd)(-75% soul)
I gaze into his mystical orbs, a sea of lust and squawking seagulls, a hidden world behind those illustrious mystical orbs. The flecks of silver hidden deep behind the baby blue of the ring around in his iris nearest the pupil explode, casting me within the hooded gaze of his now silver orbs. I feel his orbs staring into my mocha, hickory, caramel, pecan colored orbs and I feel his hardening staff against my thigh as he CENSORED against my thigh. He reaches up, and in his passion crushes my glasses beneath those STRONG and LONG fingers.
“LEviiiiiIIIII” I shout as, BLEEEEEEEP
Finally I get him to sit up a little. I reach for his crotch and shove my hand in, searching for his hardening meat pole.
“found it” I smirk.
I grasp his THICC and HARRRD and LONG meat scepter. It PULSES in my hand as I stroke it lovingly and kiss the mushroom head of his meat tenderizer. He TEARS my THONG off (please I can’t take this anymore I’m dying) and then he – CENSORED
And then they boinked. ( I’m sorry I’m a chicken I can’t write real smut)
However, once we reach our BLEEEEEEEEEEEP BLEEPING BLEEPITY BLEEEEEEEEEP he collapse on my enormous boobas (can you imagine the back pain) and GRABS them and SQUEEZES THEM (what is it, a stress ball?) and toys with them until we recover.
However, in our drunken haze, I hear a sound. Suddenly an enormous dinosaur conveniently named Chikachironi, bursts through the forest and comes straight for us.
In that dinosaur’s bright red, cinnamon colored orbs, I could see a jealous fury.
Levi shoved me off the bench, saving me from his fate and—
The dinosaur smashes levi on the ground.
The end.
R.I.P park bench. Your innocence shall be missed.