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Daichi created ‘Karasuno team group chat’
Daichi: Suga bulled me into makeing a groupchat
Daichi: Please try to keep it peaceful
Tsukishima: is
Tsukishima: is he kidding
Yamaguchi: I don’t think he is Tsukki
Tsukishima: has he met our team
Hinata: hu
Hinata: *hi
Kageyama: how do you misspell ‘hi’
Kageyame: you boke
Tanaka: it is i, your amazing senpai
Tanaka: Bask in my presence
Tsukishima: no
Tanaka: r00d
Nishinoya: sup fuckers
Daichi: what little bitch taught them that damn dumbass shit
Ennoshita: gee i wonder...
Sugawara: any because it was my AMAZING idea to create this chat i am letting you do whatever because i ain’t your mom
Hinata: mom why
Hinata: but I’m gonna add someone
Hinata added Kenma to Karasuno team group chat
Kenma: why
Hinata: because
Kenma:-_-
Hinata changed Kenma’s name to ‘-_-‘
Nishinoya: u can change names?
Tsukishima: Hinata you have created the apocalypse
Nishinoya changed their name to ‘NOYAAAA‘
NOYAAAA changed Tanaka’s name to ‘SenBisexal’
NOYAAAA changed Ennoshita’s name to
‘Enno-DoneWithYourShita’
NOYAAAA changed Hinatas name to ‘Carrot’
NOYAAAA changed Tsukishima’s name to ‘salt’
NOYAAAA changed Yamaguchi’s name to ‘freckles’
NOYAAAA changed Kinoshita’s name to ‘extra 1’
NOYAAAA changed Narita’s name two ‘extra 2’
NOYAAAA changed Asahi’s name to ‘Crow Jesus’
NOYAAAA changed Daichi’s name to ‘Crow Dad’
NOYAAAA changed Sugawara’s name to ‘Crow Mom’
NOYAAAA changed Kageyama’s name to ‘moody blueberry’
NOYAAAA: you can thank me later
Salt: I highly doubt i’ll be thanking you
SenBisexal changed the ‘Karasuno team group chat’s name to ‘volleyball bitch’s’
SenBisexal: your welcome
Crow Mom added Iwaizumi to ‘volleyball bitchs’
Crow Mom: s u f f e r w i t h m e
Iwaizumi left ‘volleyball bitchs’
Crow mom added Iwaizumi
Crow Mom: no is not an option
Iwaizumi: I just want peace
Crow mom: no
Iwaizumi: Sadly I’m going to have to add Shittykawa he’s looking over my shoulder and pouting like a puppy
Iwaizumi: say goodbye to your sanity
Iwaizumi added Oikawa
Oikawa: hello P e a s e n t s
Oikawa: oh and Iwa-chan
Oikawa changed Iwaizumi’s name to ‘Iwa-Chan’
Iwa-Chan: bitch
Iwa-Chan changed Oikawa’s name to ‘Shittykawa’
Shittykawa:🧍
Carrot: the great king is here?
Iwa-Chan: don’t call him that, he does not need more ego
Shittykawa: rude
Iwa-Chan: do you think that i care
Shittykawa: rude x2
SenBisexal: you’re the one with the big hair right?
Shittykawa: my hairs floofyness is out of your comprehension, baldie.
SenBisexal: *Mad hairless person noises*
Enno-DoneWithYourShita: stop you look like a fool
SenBisexal:T-T
-_-: I’m about to do something i will regret.
-_- added Kuroo
Kuroo: hey dudes
Kuroo added Bokuto
-_-: I thought he would wait even a bit before adding him
Bokuto:HEY HEY HEY
Crow Mom added Akaashi
Crow Mom added Yaku
Crow Mom: control your captins
Yaku: its your group chat
Bokuto: AGAASHIIIIII
Akaashi: stop
Bokuto:
Bokuto and Kuroo pm’s
Kuroo:simp
Bokuto: like your any better with Kenma
Kuroo: :0
Bokuto: u know its true
Kuroo: didn’t have to say it loud bro
Bokuto: bro we’re texting.
volleyball bitchs
Shittykawa: so i can safely say i did NOT intend to eat that mans finger
Iwa-Chan: what the LITERAL FUCK
-_-: i am suffering so @Yaku
Yaku: what?!
-_- added Lev
-_-:Suffer
Lev: whats dis
Yaku: kenma, I thought I could trust you
Lev: Yaku your here?
Lev:can you tell what this is?
Yaku: hell
Yaku changed Lev’s name to ‘Russian lamppost’
Russian lamppost: :0
Russian lamppost changed Yaku’s name to ‘anger’
anger: so you’ve said goodbye to your kneecaps
Kuroo: that was a bad idea dude
-_-: it was also a bad idea to add you but here we are.
Kuroo: ö
NOYAAAA: hold on
NOYAAAA changed Kuroo’s name to ‘churro testicles’
churro testicles: >:0
-_-:🐱🖕🏻
anger: stop flirting in the group chat
-_-: we are NOT flirting
anger: suuuuuuuuure
Crow mom added 3 people to ‘mom chat’
Crow mom: welcome
anger: what is this
Akaashi: :/
Crow mom changed Akaashi’s name to ‘unimpressed ‘
unimpressed: :/
Crow mom: so this is a group chat for the moms of the teams.
Crow mom: i also made it so we can set up our teams
Iwa-Chan: really sugawara
Crow mom: yup
Volleyball bitchs
NOYAAAA: I would like to play a game
Shittykawa: yes
Iwa-Chan: no
NOYAAAA: its called truths, somebody asks a question and everone answers you have 3 forfeit
SenBisexal: Can i go first
NOYAAAA: ye
SenBisexal: who does everyone like
salt: forfeit
(Literally everyone forfeited)
SenBisexal: wimps
SenBisexal: what would you do if a child was crying
-_-: ignore
Unimpressed: same
Iwa-chan: yup
anger: me too
Shittykawa: YEET THE CHILD
Crow mom: try to stop it...
Carrot: mhm
Freckles: yes
Enno-DoneWithYourShita: idk
Blueberry: idk
(The rest don’t know)
Shittykawa: ima add some people
Shittykawa added Yahaba
Shittykawa added Kyoutani