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2007-05-28
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Love Yourself (The Large Sexual Database Remix)

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Mode: XXX. Run: french kiss. Output: "I am fully automatic."

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Author notes: This will be posted as 10 separate tweets at http://twitter.com/babealicious/favorites.
ETA: Runner Up for BEST DRABBLE in the Kinda Gay Awards 2009

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Input: Buffy identified (slayer, babe, this model's prototype). Mode: BFF.

Output: "You look like me. We are very pretty."

Input: "Evidently you're programmed with high self-esteem. Thing is, I need to know exactly what Spike has been perving out on."

Output: "Spike is a hunk of delicious man-meat. We have sex repeatedly."

Input: "So how do I, um, turn that on?"

Input: kiss (type6, tentative). Mode: XXX. Run: french kiss. Output: "I am fully automatic."

Input: "Come automatically do me, then. Just like you do Spike." Run: ravish. Input: "That all you got?"

Run: oral sex (giving, female). Input: "Oh. Yes. Oh yes. Yes yes yes."

Input: "God, please, OK, stop." Mode: VBG. Run: snuggle.

Input: "You know, it's sick, but I can almost see the appeal. Everything else is impossible right now, but you're easy."

Output: "I am glad that I please you. You are my prototype. Shall I please you again? I have unlimited parameters and stamina!"

Input: LOL. Mode: XXX. Run: 69.