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8:43 am
Cuban Spice has added Sunshine, Alluring, I love Mothman, Space Dad, Coran Coran the Gorgeous Man, Pidgeon to a new chat.
Cuban Spice has changed the chat name to ‘lit fam’.
lit fam
I love Mothman: lance what the fuck
Cuban Spice: we needed a funky group chat together
Cuban Spice: besides, I could ask u the same thing about ur username dude
Cuban Spice has changed ‘I love Mothman’ s username to ‘Cowboy’
Cuban Spice: Yeehaw motherfucker
Space Dad: Language!
Cuban Spice: Spanish
Cowboy: Korean
Alluring: French
Space Dad: I did not die for this.
Cowboy: one near-death experience and suddenly you think your the best
Space Dad: You’ re*.
Cowboy: my point still stands
Space Dad: :o
Cuban Spice: *sips tea*
Alluring: stop appropriating my culture
Cuban Spice: to quote shiro - :o
Space Dad: Hey!
Cowboy: that’s what you get for stealing my leftovers you m o n s t e r
Sunshine: The raw emotion in that message is glorious.
Cuban Spice: hunk! The butter to my bread, the pepper to my salt, my platonic soulmate!
Sunshine: Lance! The rock to my roll, the Sheldon to my Leonard, the love of my life!
Coran Coran the Gorgeous Man: Wholesome
Alluring: ^^
Space Dad: I didn’t steal your leftovers you heathen. It was probably Acxa.
Cowboy: ...
Cowboy: that’s- actually a valid argument
Cuban Spice: :o
Pidgeon has changed ‘Cuban Spice’ s username to ‘:o’
:o has changed their username to ‘Bi Bi Bi’
Cowboy: ha gay
Pidgeon: keith u are literally the gayest gay to ever gay
Cowboy: and?
Pidgeon: ...nevermind
Space Dad: Big mood.
Sunshine: Did Shiro just use internet lingo?
Alluring: he did
Cowboy: lance what did you do
Bi Bi Bi: why do y’all assume I did something
Pidgeon: y’all
Sunshine: Y’all.
Alluring: y’all
Space Dad: Y’all.
Coran Coran the Gorgeous Man: y’all
Cowboy: to quote allura - stop appropriating my culture
Alluring: and to quote both shiro and lance - :o
Space Dad: Stop appropriating my culture.
Bi Bi Bi: stop appropriating my culture
Bi Bi Bi: ayyyyy
Space Dad: I regret everything.
Bi Bi Bi: :o
Pidgeon has changed the chat name to ‘stop appropriating my culture’
Sunshine: :o
Bi Bi Bi: :o
Cowboy: :o
Space Dad: :o
Coran Coran the Gorgeous Man: :o
Alluring: :o
Alluring: as much as I love this, I have to go to work, it’s the first day of work for the new year
Bi Bi Bi: SHIT I HAVE WORK AS WELL
Cowboy: ha sucked in
Bi Bi Bi: keith…
Bi Bi Bi: we have the same work hours
Cowboy: …
Cowboy: fuck
Space Dad: Keith, did you just jump out of the window?
Space Dad: Are you running to the car with a jacket half on?
Space Dad: Acxa is crying with laughter on the floor.
Cowboy: tell her I said fuck you and come get in the car, you have work as well.
Cowboy is offline
Space Dad is offline
Pidgeon: oh yeah I’m starting work today as well
Coran Coran the Gorgeous Man: Where are you working number 5?
Pidgeon: Altea Zoo, in the lion enclosure
Sunshine: YOU’RE WORKING WITH US THEN!
Bi Bi Bi: congratulations pidge, but I gotta blast, my bus is here
Alluring: I’m opening the gates in a couple hours get here fast
Bi Bi Bi: im on the bus now
Bi Bi Bi is offline
Coran Coran the Gorgeous Man: ill go give allura a hand and unpack the boxes
Alluring: thanks coran, I’m just in the new monkey enclosure
Coran Coran the Gorgeous Man: I see you
Coran Coran the Gorgeous Man is offline
Alluring is offline
Pidgeon: ill walk up to the Zoo now, see y’all in a bit
Pidgeon is offline
Sunshine: Well, it’s just me now.
Sunshine: I guess I’ll just head off as well.
Sunshine is offline