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the one where everything happens in the mc chat

Summary:

gamerwife420: can you summon the ender dragon

babygangsta: NO

PekoGecko: The what

strawberrySouda: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY PLEASE ####### DONT

hoe4hope: /summon minecraft:ender_dragon

strawberrySouda: WE ARENT EQUIPPED TO HANDLE THE ENDER DRAGON PLEASE NAGITO DONT

strawberrySouda: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

babygangsta: #### #### #### #### NAGITO WHY WOULD YOU ####### DO THAT

Notes:

i am so sorry

 

(no im not)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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gamerwife420 has created a new world

 

hoe4hope has joined the world

 

babygangsta has joined the world

 

PekoGecko has joined the world

 

strawberrySouda has joined the world

 

<gamerwife420> hi welcome 2 my creative mode world :))

 

<strawberrySouda> time 2 do some redstone kids

 

<gamerwife420> /gamemode survival

 

<gamerwife420> lol jk losers

 

<babygangsta> ####

 

<babygangsta> FIRST YOU TAKE AWAY MY CREATIVE MODE THEN YOU TAKE AWAY MY CURSING? REALLY CHIAKI?

 

gamerwife420 has gotten the achievement: Taking Inventory

 

<PekoGecko> How do I send messages

 

<PekoGecko> Oh

 

<PekoGecko> Well then

 

<hoe4hope> fuyuhiko kazuichi check discord

 

<babygangsta> why

 

<hoe4hope> do it

 

<strawberrySouda> nagito i'm scared

 

<hoe4hope> please just check it

 

<babygangsta> i'll check when kazuichi's ##### ### does

 

<babygangsta> CHIAKI IM GONNA ####### KILL YOU

 

<strawberrySouda> I ALREADY CHECKED AND YES NAGITO I WOULD LIKE THAT VERY VERY MUCH

 

PekoGecko has been blown up by a Creeper

 

<PekoGecko> Ah

 

<PekoGecko> Ok how do I get items

 

<strawberrySouda> right click and hold

 

<PekoGecko> Thank you Kazuichi :)

 

PekoGecko has gotten the achievement: Taking Inventory

 

PekoGecko has gotten the achievement: Getting Wood

 

gamerwife420 was slain by babygangsta

 

babygangsta has gotten the achievement: Taking Inventory

 

<gamerwife420> jesus you go afk for half a minute…

 

<babygangsta> it's what you deserve.

 

PekoGecko has gotten the achievement: Benchmaking

 

strawberrySouda has gotten the achievement: Finding Redstone

 

strawberrySouda has gotten the achievement: Taking Inventory

 

<gamerwife420> what the #### how

 

<gamerwife420> you never even got the time to mine achievement or the getting an upgrade one

 

<gamerwife420> how the #### how did you get redstone

 

<strawberrySouda> punched it

 

<gamerwife420> that's illegal

 

PekoGecko has gotten the achievement: Time to Mine

 

<strawberrySouda> punched it

 

<babygangsta> im checkin discord hold up

 

<hoe4hope> ok thank u

 

<babygangsta> no nagito. thank y o u

 

<hoe4hope> are you taking me up on my offer?

 

<babygangsta> of course i am, i know opportunity when it slaps me in the face

 

<gamerwife420> no seriously how the #### did kazuichi get redstone

 

babygangsta has gotten the achievement: Diamonds!

 

<gamerwife420> SERIOUSLY WHAT THE ####

 

<gamerwife420> NEITHER OF YOU HAVE THE RIGHT QUALIFICATIONS IM GOING TO CRY

 

<gamerwife420> NAGITO ARE YOU HACKING TO GIVE HIM ####

 

<hoe4hope> do you really think scum like me could hack a game that easily?

 

<babygangsta> im gonna punch you u arent scum

 

<gamerwife420> fair point there's no way you know how to hack minecraft

 

strawberrySouda has gotten the achievement: Getting Wood

 

strawberrySouda has gotten the achievement: Benchmaking

 

strawberrySouda has gotten the achievement: Big Ideas

 

<gamerwife420> oh god oh ####

 

<babygangsta> kazuichi is far too powerful

 

<PekoGecko> How do I mine

 

<babygangsta> right click + hold

 

<strawberrySouda> yall ####### arent ready

 

<PekoGecko> Thank you Fuyuhiko :)

 

<babygangsta> yee

 

<hoe4hope> what have i done

 

PekoGecko has gotten the achievement: Getting an Upgrade

 

PekoGecko has gotten the achievement: Diamonds!

 

strawberrySouda has gotten the achievement: Redstone Circuit

 

strawberrySouda has gotten the achievement: Being Pushy

 

<babygangsta> hey it's almost night does anyone have a house and can i come chill w/ u

 

<hoe4hope> ya i got u

 

<gamerwife420> but you havent gotten any achievements this whole time what the ####

 

<hoe4hope> sometimes my mc spazzes and doesn't give me achievements :(

 

<gamerwife420> bro thats so sad how do you even know what youre aiming for

 

<hoe4hope> i dont and its so upsetting

 

<babygangsta> its ok bro u got us

 

<strawberrySouda> NAGITO WYA ITS DARK

 

<babygangsta> YOU JUST PASSED US #######

 

<strawberrySouda> OH I THOUGHT THAT WAS PEKO'S HOUSE OK IM COMING IN

 

<PekoGecko> What is the problem with the dark

 

<gamerwife420> peko you sweet summer child

 

<PekoGecko> I am coming out of my mine

 

<babygangsta> peko i love you dearly but i cannot allow you to do that

 

PekoGecko has been shot by a Skeleton

 

<PekoGecko> Where are my items

 

<PekoGecko> They aren't with me anymore

 

<strawberrySouda> peko im so sorry but theyre gone

 

<strawberrySouda> unless you can find where you died

 

<PekoGecko> :( I have no idea where I died

 

<babygangsta> nagito im giving you my valuables

 

<hoe4hope> ok why

 

<babygangsta> gonna get peko's stuff and give it to her obviously

 

<strawberrySouda> shit me too im comin with

 

<strawberrySouda> we're gonna help you get ur stuff back peko!!!!! dont worry about it!!!

 

<gamerwife420> IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?????????

 

<strawberrySouda> ya

 

<babygangsta> i dont see why not

 

<gamerwife420> im not going to time set for you

 

<babygangsta> wouldnt expect you to

 

<strawberrySouda> ya it isnt needed thank u tho

 

<gamerwife420> uh ok have fun yknow, DYING

 

<strawberrySouda> aw thank u we will

 

<babygangsta> not til after we return the items tho its just common courtesy

 

<PekoGecko> Oh that isn't necessary I can look by myself

 

<babygangsta> i think the #### not peko ur gonna go hang with nagito til we get ur stuff :))

 

<strawberrySouda> !!! ^^

 

<PekoGecko> Ah

 

<PekoGecko> Thank you Fuyuhiko and Kazuichi :)

 

babygangsta has gotten the achievement: Monster Hunter

 

strawberrySouda has gotten the achievement: Monster Hunter

 

<gamerwife420> oh my god i cant wait for you two to die horribly

 

<babygangsta> not gonna happen sweetheart

 

<strawberrySouda> no we're on a mission 4 peko >:(

 

<gamerwife420> yall are really serious huh

 

<gamerwife420> nagito you've been quiet whats up

 

<hoe4hope> just expanding the house u kno

 

<gamerwife420> cool cool

 

<PekoGecko> How do I fly

 

<gamerwife420> you cant fly in survival mode???

 

<PekoGecko> Nagito is flying

 

<hoe4hope> ??? ya i grabbed an elytra before chiaki switched us to survival

 

<gamerwife420> #### why didnt i think of that

 

<hoe4hope> lol

 

<gamerwife420> ugh i locked all of our gamemodes too god ######

 

<babygangsta> FOUND IT PEKO

 

<PekoGecko> Oh!

 

strawberrySouda has gotten the achievement: Diamonds!

 

<strawberrySouda> on our way back now!!!!

 

<PekoGecko> You can keep the diamonds and Fuyuhiko you can keep something too

 

<PekoGecko> For helping :)!

 

<strawberrySouda> aw

 

<strawberrySouda> ok i appreciate it i really do! but its not necessary and im good with just redstone :))

 

<babygangsta> peko this is ur stuff u worked for im not keeping anything >:(

 

<PekoGecko> Aw

 

<PekoGecko> Why are you two so nice when no one else can see

 

<babygangsta> LISTEN

 

<strawberrySouda> i like to think im always nice :(

 

<babygangsta> I HAVE A REPUTATION TO UPHOLD

 

<strawberrySouda> anyway we can see the house!

 

<hoe4hope> u ARE always nice dont ever believe otherwise

 

<strawberrySouda> bro nagito ilysm thank u…. needed that bro

 

<hoe4hope> :pensive: :call_me:

 

<hoe4hope> forgot mc doesnt have emojis oops

 

<strawberrySouda> its ok bro i got it! :)

 

<babygangsta> nagito open the ####### door

 

<hoe4hope> omw

 

strawberrySouda has gotten the achievement: Diamonds to You!

 

<PekoGecko> :)!

 

<babygangsta> peko i would give my life for u

 

<PekoGecko> That's

 

<strawberrySouda> bro me too

 

<PekoGecko> Not necessary

 

<PekoGecko> Thank you, though?

 

<babygangsta> : )

 

<gamerwife420> oh god oh ####

 

<gamerwife420> cant believe yall didnt die smh

 

<strawberrySouda> thanks for having faith in us chiaki : )

 

<babygangsta> : )

 

<strawberrySouda> on our way 2 BEAT UR ###

 

<gamerwife420> OH GOD OH ####

 

strawberrySouda fell from a high place

 

<strawberrySouda> i.

 

strawberrySouda has left the world

 

<gamerwife420> LMAO

 

<babygangsta> FJGDFJGDFJGDFGJSDFOJ B R O

 

strawberrySouda has joined the world

 

<strawberrySouda> IM GONNA KMS

 

<hoe4hope> what would nekomaru say if he saw that :(

 

<strawberrySouda> oh god oh ####

 

<strawberrySouda> its joke

 

<hoe4hope> good bc im streaming and i know he's watching :) say hi 2 nekomaru bois and gals

 

<PekoGecko> Hello Nekomaru!

 

<gamerwife420> oh hey

 

<babygangsta> yo

 

<strawberrySouda> I PROMISE IM NOT ACTUALLY GONNA KMS ITS JOKE DFHGFDGHSFGJ N AG ITO

 

<babygangsta> kazuichi ur so ####### stupid ily bro

 

<strawberrySouda> bro… no romo but can we put our beds together

 

<babygangsta> sure bro… no romo

 

<gamerwife420> /give strawberrySouda minecraft:redstone 128

 

<gamerwife420> /give babygangsta minecraft:diamond_sword 3

 

<gamerwife420> for surviving and being an ally to the wlw goddess

 

<babygangsta> oh shit

 

<hoe4hope> /give PekoGecko minecraft:cake 64

 

<gamerwife420> how did you

 

<gamerwife420> what the ####

 

<gamerwife420> HOW DO YOU HAVE CHEATS YOU ####### PIECE OF ####

 

<hoe4hope> lol

 

<hoe4hope> didnt think that would work… must be my luck :)

 

<gamerwife420> YEAH NO #### HONEY

 

<PekoGecko> Nagito… why

 

<hoe4hope> u deserve 64 cakes peko :)))

 

<PekoGecko> Ah… Thank you Nagito :)!

 

<gamerwife420> alright u know what nagito

 

<gamerwife420> im gonna let you keep cheats

 

<gamerwife420> ONLY IF you dont abuse them and also let me get w/e i want

 

<hoe4hope> are u sure its not because you locked gamemodes and cheats for everyone and now im stuck like this?

 

<gamerwife420> .

 

<gamerwife420> shh

 

<gamerwife420> so i dont want to dirty my hands with this and im gonna make you do it

 

<gamerwife420> can you summon the ender dragon

 

<babygangsta> NO

 

<PekoGecko> The what

 

<strawberrySouda> FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY PLEASE ####### DONT

 

<hoe4hope> /summon minecraft:ender_dragon

 

<strawberrySouda> WE ARENT EQUIPPED TO HANDLE THE ENDER DRAGON PLEASE NAGITO DONT

 

<strawberrySouda> NOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

<babygangsta> #### #### #### #### NAGITO WHY WOULD YOU ####### DO THAT

 

<strawberrySouda> IM CRYING BYE

 

<babygangsta> NAGITO I HOPE YOUR APARTMENT IS LOCKED BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA ####### KILL YOU AND SPREAD YOUR ORGANS ALL THROUGHOUT THE ####### BLACK MARKET YOU BETTER PRAY FOR YOUR ####### ############# LIFE

 

PekoGecko has gotten the achievement: The End.

 

<hoe4hope> did you just

 

<gamerwife420> YOU JUST #######

 

<babygangsta> how did you

 

<strawberrySouda> HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO KILL THE ENDER DRAGON WITH A GOLD ####### SWORD

 

<PekoGecko> Ultimate Swordswoman

 

<gamerwife420> THAT SHOULDNT EVEN BE POSSIBLE

 

<PekoGecko> Ultimate Swordswoman

 

<babygangsta> I CANT EVEN BEAT IT WITH AN ENCHANTED BOW AND AN ENCHANTED DIAMOND SWORD HOW THE #### DID YOU DO THAT

 

<PekoGecko> Ultimate Swordswoman

Notes:

i liked strawberrySouda as a mc username so much that its my username now..... a h

update: its my pseud now too--

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