zero_chillius_catullus
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were paris the judge and an apple the prize by atque amemus (zero_chillius_catullus)
Fandoms: Hysmine and Hysminias – Makrembolites
02 Apr 2026
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›What could I possibly teach you about this,‹ you almost say, ›that you don’t already know, since it’s you whom I love and you who doesn’t love me back?‹
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Hysminias and Kratisthenes are both only ever unintentionally cruel.
- Language:
- English
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- 1,000
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never not yourself by too many prehensibles (zero_chillius_catullus)
Fandoms: Grayson (Comics), Nightwing (Comics)
20 Mar 2026
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Dick Grayson startles awake in the middle of the night. He breathes and he breathes and he doesn’t cry.
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crumbling like a planetree’s leaf by too many prehensibles (zero_chillius_catullus)
Fandoms: Nightwing (Comics)
19 Oct 2025
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If Joey closes her eyes, this can feel like any normal day. If she opens them again, the gaping hole in the TV and the jagged edges of the remaining glass scream at her that something is very wrong.
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Or: Twenty-nine hours ago, Dick said he had to go back to Gotham for a few days to tie up some loose ends, meet up with his foster siblings, stuff like that. Now, his face is on TV and he’s apparently Nightwing.
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- Part 1 of a planetree in chicago
- Language:
- English
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- 7,850
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 37
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of silver clasps and thieveresses by too many prehensibles (zero_chillius_catullus)
Fandoms: Titans (TV 2018)
17 Aug 2025
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»What would be a good feminine for thief?« Dick asks Barb, staring at the silver clasp behind the security glass in hopes of making his question sound casual. It’s totally not as if he has spent frankly embarrassing amounts of time thinking about this.
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Dick and Barb steal a silver clasp from a museum, discuss language(s), and write a note about the lack of security.
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- English
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- 2,429
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- 5
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a man of words by atque amemus (zero_chillius_catullus)
Fandoms: Classical Greece and Rome History & Literature RPF
12 Apr 2025
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Your daughter is born and you are overjoyed. You’re doomed, but you don’t know that yet.
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You’re Marcus, you’re Tullius, you’re Cicero – a man of words until the end. (It shouldn’t have come as a surprise that you had to write your own consolatio.)
Recent series
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a planetree in chicago by too many prehensibles (zero_chillius_catullus)
Fandom Nightwing (Comics)
19 Oct 2025
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Apparently, planetrees are good for Chicago. If Nightwing had been able to stay, he might have been good for Chicago, too. At least, that’s what his former roommates (like to) think.
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Wie kyrrdisblaue Matrixsplitter by danilo (zero_chillius_catullus)
Fandom Darkover Series - Marion Zimmer Bradley
07 Aug 2017
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- 1,045
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- 3
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holding his breath, biting his tongue by too many prehensibles (zero_chillius_catullus)
Fandom Titans (TV 2018)
01 Apr 2025
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Essentially, Jason Todd never says anything at all about the time Dick Grayson died and came back. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t know anything.
It also doesn’t mean that the truth won’t come out, one way or another.
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'things you said' oneshots [ger] by atque amemus (zero_chillius_catullus), danilo (zero_chillius_catullus)
Fandom Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Darkover Series - Marion Zimmer Bradley
07 Aug 2017
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- 1,432
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Encouraged by his friends, Bernard tries to move on from Tim. It ends as well as could be expected.
Luckily, the Bats are still looking out for him.Series
- Part 3 of Show must go on
Bookmarked by too many prehensibles (zero_chillius_catullus)
31 May 2026
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Batman: Something More
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Best Thing I Never Had by Lilse, mallow_chara
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
27 Apr 2025
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Tim notices that something is off with his boyfriend and resolves to fix it.
Little does he know that he and Bernard are viewing their relationship quite differently.Series
- Part 2 of Show must go on
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 74,786
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 505
- Kudos:
- 589
- Bookmarks:
- 74
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Bookmarked by too many prehensibles (zero_chillius_catullus)
31 May 2026
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Batman: Best Thing I Never Had
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When Bruce defeats his evil alternate self from another universe and takes the evil Batman's abused kids back to his home world, they have no idea what to expect from their new life (except for the worst).
They are about to find out - and also join in the Bats' investigations and hopefully heal a little. And maybe help the others find out some important things about themselves and each other.
Featuring lots of misunderstandings and angst - but also some fluffy comfort.
A continuation of DaisyBirb's Rock Bottom For Me.
Added fanart in chapter 38.Series
- Part 1 of Head above water
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 158,129
- Chapters:
- 38/38
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 1,165
- Kudos:
- 2,383
- Bookmarks:
- 630
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- 84,419
Bookmarked by too many prehensibles (zero_chillius_catullus)
30 May 2026
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Batman: Head Above Water
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It had been perplexing, and especially vexing to find out that Drake's favourite was not Richard. Everyone had always assumed it must be the first Robin because of the way Drake acted around him– he hardly ever tried to hide the shine in his eyes around Nightwing. So to hear from this child version of Drake that Todd was his favourite? Seeing him cling onto Todd like he had hung the stars in the sky– Damian was annoyed.
But after reflecting over it for the past few hours, Damian had reluctantly come to the conclusion that he was not annoyed on behalf of Richard. He was annoyed because he had always assumed that Drake would never say he is the best Robin because Richard would always take first place. But now, as it turns out, Todd took first place. That automatically put Damian in last place.
This would not do.
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or, Damian tries to impress Tim so that the other will think of him as a good Robin. He finds out some other important things instead.
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- Part 2 of a little too late
- Part 2 of to be a family is to be found
Bookmarked by too many prehensibles (zero_chillius_catullus)
26 May 2026
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Batman: fess to impress
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never meet your heroes by robintimate (scribble_bunnie)
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
14 Feb 2025
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On the ground some distance away was lying Red Robin's outfit. Beneath the outfit, there was something– no, someone, struggling to get out. Jason cautiously neared it and tugged off the heavy suit to reveal…
Wide, blue eyes looked at him, momentarily terrified before he masked his face into one of fake confidence. Jason could only stare at the boy who was clearly Timothy Drake-Wayne, but in his pre-teens. Like, ridiculously small. An actual child.
“W- Who are you?” Tim cocked his head up at him, looking determined. The whole effect was undermined by his nakedness that was currently only being covered because Jason dropped his RR outfit back on his lap in shock. Tim had hurriedly wrapped it around himself to shield his body. “Look mister, you, you don't scare me.”
Jason would believe him if he wasn't trembling while saying it. This was Tim before he ever had Batman's training, that much was obvious.
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or, the one in which Tim accidentally gets hit by a spell that de-ages him, and Jason finds out his best kept secret: Tim Drake's favourite Robin was the second one.
Series
- Part 1 of a little too late
- Part 1 of to be a family is to be found
Bookmarked by too many prehensibles (zero_chillius_catullus)
26 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Batman: never meet your heroes