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First Impressions by MidnightIncense
Fandoms: 不機嫌なモノノケ庵 | Fukigen na Mononokean | The Morose Mononokean
10 Oct 2019
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The Justice, Legislator, and Executive's first impressions of Abeno Haruitsuki when Aoi brings him on as an employee. Just cuteness, pretty much.
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21 May 2026
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Writing Porn (and other ways to seduce your vampire roommates) by UnfortunatelyObsessed for foxymandy3100 (Sukurarose92), nerdykai128
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
27 Mar 2022
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“There,” he says. “Taken care of. Now back to my problems—“
“NANDOR!” Guillermo is already yelling, snatching the vacuum away and pressing his face to the dusty old bag. “Can you hear me?!” He thinks he hears a defeated, squished help, and he scowls at Laszlo. “How the hell am I meant to get him out of here in one piece?!”
“Not my problem,” Laszlo deadpans. “What is my problem is that I’ve run out of porn to read.”
“Holy fucking—“ Guillermo is off, muttering curses as he unearths Laszlo’s laptop from under a pile of crap. “Use your computer. You know, the one you made me steal from Best Buy?! Just Google it!”
“There’s porn on the internet?”
“THAT IS ALL THAT IS ON THE INTERNET!”
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03 Mar 2026
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A dead man bound to a chair, his guts spilled into his lap. An Innocence running in the rain, her silver hair stuck to her skull. A spy, his wife, her ex and his partner.
SHIVERS: SHE'S COMING BACK.
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19 Feb 2025
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"I'm not human. You can't kill me." He put Kimberly's hand back on his arm. "Now show me your trick."
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14 Feb 2025
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Они с Эрвином рождены для этого и друг для друга, их связь прочнее родства и брачных уз. Их никогда не разлучат.
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26 Jan 2025
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В вонючих трущобах Подземного города нет места хорошим мальчикам. Ноги бы Эрвина здесь не было, если бы не школьная экскурсия, которая идет не по плану, когда его друг Ганс начинает скучать. «Тощий крысеныш смотрит на тебя так, как будто хочет съесть», - говорит он Эрвину про одного из оборванцев - сероглазого мальчика, чьи пальцы не расстаются с ножом. Эрвин воротит нос, но скоро он узнает на своей шкуре, на что способны эти подземные крысы.
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08 Jan 2025
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Леви знакомился с искусством, а Эрвин смотрел на Леви. Казалось бы, при чём тут кони?
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- Part 8 of Тексты высокого рейтинга, ЗФБ-24
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19 Dec 2024
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Солдатские будни: Леви учится быть капитаном, новобранцы пытаются освоить УПМ, Эрвин предлагает провести ночь вместе
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13 Dec 2024
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«И если ты встретишь травника в тайге – не говори с ним. И не спрашивай, как его зовут. Говорят, все, кто спросил, вскоре умерли».
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12 Dec 2024
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Кабачки и другие неприятности by fandom Eruri and co 2023 (fandom_Eruri_and_co), wicked_well
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
17 Sep 2023
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Ханджи случайно выяснила, что титаны боятся кабачков и баклажанов.
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11 Dec 2024
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Леви сталкивается с преодолимым барьером в коммуникации.
Леви умел писать и читать, потому что это необходимые для выживания навыки. Иногда он – теперь чаще, чем раньше – читал заметки в газетах. Но там не писали ничего типа «эквилибристика» (Заканчивай с эквилибристикой и признайся, что покидал штаб без разрешения), «аллюзия» (Твое лицо сейчас – аллюзия на Армагеддон) и «зиждется» (Было только что). С Эрвином он чувствовал себя идиотом.
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05 Dec 2024
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Erwin comes back with a bloody stump instead of an arm and Levi does the only thing he can to keep him safe because clean means safe.
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28 Nov 2024
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Mandrake by wildfillysama
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
26 Nov 2022
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Sitting at home and drinking his retirement away just didn't feel right. It wasn't necessarily unfinished business, but it was enough to convince Geralt to leave Corvo Bianco and head out on the Path again. Or rather, to track down a certain, evasive old friend and some unfinished conversations. Among other things.
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19 Nov 2024
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malediction of faith by Acacius
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
03 May 2020
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AU | Newly minted witcher Geralt of Rivia embarks upon a journey to kill a higher vampire who has been terrorizing village after village. Spared within an inch of his life by the same vampire he’d been tasked to kill, Geralt begins to question the black-and-white reality of monster hunting. The vampire, Regis, also begins a similar crisis of faith underneath the tempting haze of bloodlust.
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06 Nov 2024
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And the centuries surround me with fire by Thinwhitedutchess
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
12 Mar 2024
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Maitimo knows he is not in his own bed even before he is fully awake. He is cold, freezing cold, as no elf in Aman could ever be. It doesn’t get cold in blessed Valinórë and yet Maitimo shivers, reaching out for a blanket that is not there. His right forearm hits hard, icy stone. His right hand hits nothing.
In a far too soft bed, under the pure golden light of Laurelin in a Tirion of many years ago, Maedhros opens his eyes. He digs his right hand into the folds of unfamiliar bedsheets, and knows immediately that something is wrong.
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Maitimo in Amon Ereb in a Beleriand that he does not yet know must figure out how to get back to his own body while trying to understand the horror that his future self has become.
Maedhros in an Aman he thought long dead rushes to fix the mistakes that ended up dooming his line and costing him nearly everyone he ever loved.
The thing is, Maedhros might not actually want to get back to his own body in his own time at all...Bookmarked by torbernit
12 Oct 2024
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Every Breath an Act of Worship by Boom_After_Dark (Boomchick)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Oct 2021
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[Fic contains spoilers for the entirety of TGCF]
So yes, technically Hua Cheng himself took the childbearing pill, and technically Xie Lian then… Fulfilled the other role necessary in that equation. A few times. But really, it was only a joke! It had all been in good fun. Something to make Xie Lian laugh and blush.
This isn't what Hua Cheng intended.
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Child-Bearing Pills from ghost city only work on ghosts, but they do work. Xie Lian and Hua Cheng find this out the hard way.
[Hua Cheng M!Preg]
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11 Sep 2024
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be swallowed, being seen by likecherrywine
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Aug 2024
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From inside the box, Xie Lian has withdrawn a hairpiece, something a wealthy woman from Xianle would have worn.
Feng Xin looks it over, then frowns. “Your Highness doesn't recognize it?”
Xie Lian laughs a little, turning it over in his hands. “I’m afraid not.”
Feng Xin looks distinctly uncomfortable. “It was your mother’s, wasn’t it?” he prompts. “I remember we had to pawn a lot of Her Majesty's things. This was one of the only things I was able to recover.”
“Oh,” Xie Lian says, more breath than speech. His face drains of its previous curiosity and excitement, leaving behind a carefully blank mask that sets Hua Cheng on edge.
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After Feng Xin brings Xie Lian chests full of his old belongings, Xie Lian finds that there are things that refuse to stay bottled up.Bookmarked by torbernit
02 Sep 2024
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It seems that, when it came to saving one another, Hua Cheng and Xie Lian were growing to be experts.
Or the one where Xie Lian is a mermaid, and Hua Cheng grows up to be the most notorious ghost pirate who happens to reside in Xie Lian's cove. Purely by coincidence.
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02 Sep 2024
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what i want from you is sweet by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Apr 2023
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There’s something building up inside Hua Cheng, a heap of troublesome desires. They’re inconvenient, shameful, crude. They make his straightforward nature complicated. They’d be better off sealed away forever, if it weren’t for one big problem.
When Xie Lian kisses him hard enough, Hua Cheng slips into a trance.
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- 10/10
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16 Aug 2024
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No Water Is Enough by Boomchick
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Sep 2021
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[Book 5 Spoilers Within]
Once, the emperor of heaven saw that his troublesome successor had what he had always desired so dearly. To teach him a priceless lesson, he took it for himself.
Hua Cheng faithfully serves the god who saved him as a child— the one he has worshiped for 800 years— the one to whom he gifted his ashes: The Heavenly Emperor, Jun Wu.
Xie Lian just wants his beloved back, no matter what it costs him.
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- 9/9
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17 Jul 2024