tooAFtofunction
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We burnt down our paper house by tooAFtofunction
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2022
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11 year old muggle born Harry spends his birthday visiting the ministry of magic, where he meets the most beautiful boy. There's just one catch, he doesn't know he's a wizard yet.
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Acclaimed children's fashion designer Harry Styles world gets turned upside down when he meets the daughter of pro footballer Louis Tomlinson. Only they've met before and under very different circumstances. Can they put aside their difference, let down their walls, and come together to make Louis' daughter happy?
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Places that We've Never Been by tooAFtofunction
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Feb 2016
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Liam is one to run away from his problems and Zayn is there to catch him as he falls.
A Magical AU where Liam comes out to his parents and it doesn't go well. He ends up in Zayn's tattoo parlor and the rest is history.
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- Part 1 of Ziam Tattoos
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Ziam Tattoos by tooAFtofunction
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, One Direction (Band)
23 Feb 2016
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“Look, Jisung’s an omega and we’re all alphas, so what? It’s not like we're going to start fucking or something just because of it.”
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- Part 1 of Jisung's Omega Misadventures
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05 Jun 2026
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the squirrel stealing from the bird feeder; the cat that killed it by Anonymous
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
01 Nov 2023
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There were probably ten million Lee Minhos on the planet. But to Jisung, there was only one that really mattered.
Big teeth. Sharp eyes. Jisung had walked into that practice room and almost ran straight back out, only kept in place by Chan’s firm arms and broad chest.
Twitching ears. Swaying tail. Yellow eyes that pinned him in place, squeezing a series of embarrassing chirps and squeaks from Jisung’s chest. Chan was a puppy--big teeth, sharp eyes, but if you scratched him behind the ears he’d pant happily and roll over to show his belly. Lee Minho was a real predator. Lee Minho was no pet.
Lee Minho was a panther. That kind of predator hybrid was almost unheard of, and most certainly that kind of predator hybrid didn’t become a backup dancer for BTS on their world tour. That kind of predator hybrid lived wild, hunted the forest, naked and feral. Apex predator hybrids, like Lee Minho, panther, did not get kept, did not get had. They held themselves, they owned themselves.
Or; how Han Jisung finds himself in possession of an oversized kitty.
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30 May 2026
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Your viewers are saying you aren’t usually this desperate. Is that true? Is hearing me in your head telling you how beautiful you are turning you on?
Jisung whimpers out a breathy, “Yes,” but he’s smart enough to hide it by twisting his fingers inside of himself. Precum clings to his knuckles and drips onto his stomach, leaving Jisung looking completely debauched. Sweat causes his hair to stick to his forehead, and his lips are red beyond belief. Hyunjin commits the sight to memory, his orgasm sneaking up on him like a snake.
You’re so pretty, baby, Hyunjin praises. Jisung keens, throwing his head back as his fingers continue their relentless pace.
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30 May 2026
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The stranger pulls back until they’re face-to-face and there’s less than an inch of space between them. He’s even more beautiful up close, with eyelashes so long they brush against his cheekbones with every blink and a nose so perfect Chan feels the all-encompassing urge to kiss it.
“What’s your name, cutie?”
Chan could almost smack himself. Where have his manners gone? Is one pretty boy enough to scramble every single one of his brain cells?
(Yes, but that isn’t the point.)
“Chan,” he replies.
The stranger’s mouth curls up. Chan’s distinctly reminded of a semi-feral cat. “I’m Minho. What do you say we get out of here?”
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30 May 2026
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“So you’re up for adoption, then?”
Seungin faltered, squinting at the man and his friend. “Um…yes, technically?” It came out as a question.
“Technically?” Felix repeated.
Seungmin sighed, getting a little frustrated. What was up with these two? Did they not think he knew enough to help them? And the black cat was still staring at him blankly, expressionless.
“Yes, I’m technically up for adoption. Why don’t you let me bring you inside so you can look at some more kids? Have you looked at the indoor playroom yet? Most of them are probably in there since it’s pretty hot out. Why don’t you find the rest of your group and head over there.”
“But I don’t want to go look at the little kids,” Felix protested, and he took a seat next to Seungmin on the bench. “I want to talk to you.”
Seungmin stared at him. “Why?”
OR: puppy-hybrid Seungmin has given up on ever being adopted permanently. Until seven gorgeous men step into his life and fall immediately smitten with him.
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- Part 1 of love me, please?
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24 May 2026