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  1. Summary

    Horror Short Stories inspired by Hermitcraft and the fact that I read too many horror short stories, particularly gothic.

    ALSO WE HATE HP LOVECRAFT IN THIS HOUSEHOLD
    ITS ELDRITCH THE WAY I WRITE ELDRITCH
    FUCK HIM AS A PERSON AND ALSO FUCK HIS WRITING STYLE IT SUCKS

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  2. Summary

    A collection of Stories based on DnD one shots set in my world called Stravaig

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  3. Summary

    A Collection of Stories related to my Crane Witcher OC, Jex of the Coast where I hyperfixate on making up Crane Lore and also making him smooch Eskel like I'm playing dolls

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  1. Public Bookmark 98

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    Upon arriving on site for total drama island, Noah promptly decides that no amount of money is worth it to stay on this island and decides to get himself voted off the show.

    while Noah is at the losers resort waiting for the show to wrap, Chris finds out about Noah’s knack for challenge creation and his ability to wrangle even the most insane people back on topic. He immediately decides to hire Noah as his personal assistant. Well, “hire” might not have been the right word. Oh well! He’s here now and he signed a contract so he can’t leave.

    Noah would like to say that he hates it here; in all honesty he’s payed far too much to be able to genuinely say that.

    OR:

    Noah isn’t very happy- but he’s certainly not miserable, which probably means that all is right in the universe.

    This is not abandoned unless I update it to say otherwise! I am just a slow ass writer and very busy <3

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    04 Jun 2026

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    The bitchier the better

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    "- and Mr. Grace really took most of the fall for me and honestly I feel kinda bad because he's already in trouble with Principal Morita for that thing he said to the Brooklyn Visions' coach at the last Academic Decathlon and-"

    Peter's voice whittles down to a high pitched whistle, forgetting that he needs to breathe to continue creating more sound.

    After a few more agonizing seconds during which Peter weighs the possibilities that he just gave his mentor and the savior of the world a heart attack, Mr. Stark looks up at him, eyes suddenly wide.

    A beat passes.

    "What's your teacher's name again?"

    AKA, Ryland Grace and Tony Stark hooked up in college. This is fine, until 20 years later, Peter Parker gets involved. It's all downhill from there.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Intriguing..

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    SPOILERS FOR THIS BOOK THAT'S BEEN OUT SINCE 2017!!!

    In which Peter isn't a hallucination, and he's just a little bit (a lot a bit) in love with Nate, who still doesn't think he's real. It's a mess, but Nate's life has always been messy and cruel and painful. If only he had the power to make things different, make things better. But despite everything that remains unsaid between them, Peter ends up being the part of Nate's adulthood that hurts the least.

    Yeah, this is gonna be a disaster.

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    22 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    What’s more gay, haunting someone or hallucinating someone? This is what we call Schrödinger’s gay ghost scenario

  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    It’s not an easy life, the prairie can be an unforgiving place at the best of times, but it sure as hell is beautiful. Sweeping fields of golden grass cut through by streams so clear you can see straight to the bottom butt up against blue purple mountains that turn gold in the fall. Fiery sunsets and silvery dawns painting the wildflowers with tender strokes. Biting cold winters with the whitest snow you’ve ever seen coming down in sheets heavy enough to buckle your roof. It’s a wild beauty, forever untamed by the hand of man.

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    Kremy Lecroux, on the run from his past in Agwé, ends up in the prairies of Yona where he meets someone who just might set his life on a completely different course.
    What if Gideon never left Yona after he escaped that train? What if he stuck around and ended up running into a whole new world of opportunity?

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    08 Jan 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Put that alligator in drag so he can SERVE. Mama said you gotta serve her world famous gumbo and you gotta serve absolute cunt

  5. Public Bookmark 62

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    After Termina, Daan spends the better part of three years glueing the fragments of his former life back together, perhaps as divine punishment for sticking his nose into bullshit that frankly didn’t concern him. However the news that Marcoh -his former friend and ally- is in deep shit with the mob forces Daan to reconsider his aggressively incurious stance.

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    13 Mar 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    God forbid a man commit some medical malpractice