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sweet like sugar on my tongue by squidbatts for wrathmatician
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
01 Mar 2026
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The copse appeared suddenly overnight: one evening there was a collection of standing stones dedicated to the Sugar Plum Fairy, then the sun rose and instead there were coumarin-sweet trees dripping with bright red flowers. As head of the Marauders and Saccharina's right-hand woman, Gooey planned to check it out. As Lord Commander and leader of Candia’s general military populace, Theobald thought it would be a good idea for him to accompany her.
Or: a standard trip becomes considerably less so
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and if they want to know
of my past
it's necessary to tell
another lieor: three lies jace stardiamond tells, after it all
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random access (or: received transmission) by squidbatts
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
20 Jan 2025
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“Oh, it’s a quirk of the office; something about its structure and the placement of vents means that occasionally outside noises are funneled in, quite clearly.” Teddy looks out his window, trying to see who dropped something and what it is. “It’s something I’ve grown used to, loud though it sometimes is.”
or: five conversations theodore roosevelt, head of seattle's jaeger technology division, heard from his office, and one that he had there
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- Part 4 of canceling the apocalypse
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When Jedediah saw Octavius with just his dress on, tied simply with a rope, he thought it looked like if you could get your hands on it and squeeze, it’d feel real good under your fingers.
And Jedediah’s been imagining getting that waist under his fingers all week.
or: jedediah has some downtime
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imagining (pressed into something else) by squidbatts
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
06 Jan 2025
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Flat on his stomach, Jedediah had straddled him, laughing the way he always did when he knew he had won. “I get that y'all gotta try an’ keep your pride,” He said, “But ain't y’all tired’a pretendin' you don't know who's in charge ‘round here?”
“I refuse to play into your delusions,” Octavius snapped, trying to dislodge Jedediah, “Rome will conquer as she always has.”
“Yeah, alright,” Jedediah said, voice dripping with condescension. He leaned forward, almost plastered to Octavius' back. He pushed down on Octavius' neck, shoving him harder into the museum's marble flooring, “We ain't gonna lose to a bunch’a stupid skirts. Y'all're gonna hafta work a lot harder to get one over on ol’ Jedediah.”
or: octavius gets a night off
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into my heart, into my head, into my brain by squidbatts
Fandom Night at the Museum (Movies)
18 Jan 2025
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Explicit nightdreaming and fighting and other such vibes
Series title from flesh by simon curtis, "hate"fuck song of all time
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So You've Got Feelings: a comprehensive guide to dealing with high school, romance, and other life shit by coveredcephalopod, squidbatts
Fandom Hetalia: Axis Powers
25 Jul 2015
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A high school and Nyotalia au, that's going to have four multichapter fics (probably) -- starring Canada, Romano, Nyo!England, and Nyo!Italy -- and a slew of related one-shots
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spring awakening but make it superpowered by squidbatts
Fandom Spring Awakening - Sheik/Sater
20 Apr 2016
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the spring awakening/superhero crossover fics that no one asked for
not all in the same AU universe, but all involve spring awakening characters taking the roles of marvel or dc superheroes
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A series of fics in an au where calroy marries amethar and becomes his royal highness prince calroy of house rocks, ruler of candia and the sugarlands, keeper of castle candy, marquis of muffinfield, personal aide-de-camp to his majesty, master of the realm
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A Rock Star, a Convict, and a Bird walk into the Bar Association by Rodimiss
Fandom 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
09 Oct 2018
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Klavier Gavin, Simon Blackquill, and an ever-growing found family that springs up around them.
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Bookmarked by squidbatts
09 Jun 2026
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Bookmarked by squidbatts
08 Jun 2026
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Some legends are told; for that is, of course, how they become legends in the first place. Some legends prevail over the test of time, outlasting their subjects for years, centuries, even millennia. Some legends, however, are not so lucky. For one reason or another, these legends become mere stories scattered through time; rumors at best, and entirely forgotten at worst.
This is the legend that was not told, until now. This is the true story of the man known today as the Evil Magistrate—but what history forgets is that he, too, was once a man like any other. He loved, and lost, and at the very end where it mattered most, he too fought for great justice.
Or: Miles Edgeworth decides to write fanfiction.
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- Part 29 of Jack-o'-Lanterns in July
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07 Jun 2026
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It Would Feel So Good To Make You Mine by hi_its_ellis, lowbatteryhealth
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
28 May 2021
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Athena sighs. Kind of embarrassing, really: the Turnabout Terror and the city’s chief prosecutor, legal legends, unable to make even the most basic logical leap and figure out that they’re this deeply in love with each other.
She glances back over at Apollo, whose head is tipped back, staring at the smoggy sky. He’s never been one for getting involved in these sorts of things, but honestly, Athena is just about nearing her limit with Mr. Wright and Mr. Edgeworth.
This requires an intervention.
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07 Jun 2026
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i'll take care of your heart (no matter where we are) by unfinishedrambles
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
06 Jul 2021
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“Little brother, is this nostalgia for America, or poor taste?” On her screen, Miles saw the admittedly rather extensive menu for the restaurant. Before he could start gathering his evidence, a pop-up blocked the list. “Oh, do not bother answering,” Franziska explained, “There are no locations in Germany.”
Miles was thankful that he was standing behind his sister because his face boiled with an embarrassing blush. “There are in Japanifornia.”
She groaned. “Ach, worse. It’s Phoenix Wright.”For Narumitsu Week's Day 4 prompt, value: Trucy wants to eat at the rather high-end Cheesecake Factory for dinner, but Phoenix can't really afford it. In another continent, Miles learns how to order food online.
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- Part 4 of Narumitsu Week 2021
Bookmarked by squidbatts
07 Jun 2026