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Dazai hates a great deal of things. 1) He hates sore winners. 2) He hates dogs with a burning passion. 3) He hates apples. 4) He hates weaknesses. And 5) he utterly despises Nakahara Chuuya. All the known laws of the universe support these absolute facts.
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The four times Chuuya brought something Dazai hated into his life and the one time it was just Chuuya.
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- Part 1 of at the beach in every life
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Jigsaw Falling Into Place (there is nothing to explain) by spiderbats
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
01 Jun 2026
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“I want you to find someone for us.”
“Hey, asshole,” Chuuya sneers. “We aren’t some help center. We aren’t gonna find some lost dog.”
“Not a dog.” The figure shakes his head. “You have two days. We will be in touch.” The figure then seemingly melts into the shadows.
Chuuya glances at his partner who is studying the piece of paper with a still face but shaking hands. There are only a few words scrawled onto it and Chuuya reads it easily from over Dazai’s shoulder.
“What the hell…?”
FIND TSUSHIMA SHUJI
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Dazai and Chuuya get sent on a surveillance mission that quickly turns into something more.
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- Part 2 of at the beach in every life
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Wish I Could Get Back There, Someplace, Back There by spiderbats
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
07 Apr 2026
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USER C: Wait a minute
USER C changed USER A to fuckass bob!
USER C: Omg this may be the best day of my life
fuckass bob: you will die in twenty seconds
USER C: Ha! Jokes on you i’m still in america!
fuckass bob changed USER C to tsundere!
tsundere: HEY
USER B: Damn.
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Atsushi, Chuuya, & Lucy wake up for their 3rd life with annoying Systems told through messaging logs
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- Part 1 of Familiar Like a Mirror
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“Lucy! Chuuya!” Atsushi called with a grin that covered his entire face. He saw both of the tables occupants tense.
“Not so loud!” Lucy hissed almost as loud as his original call was.
Chuuya leaned closer to her and said in a normal volume “Does he not know what subtle means?”
“No.” Lucy deadpanned.
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Lucy, Chuuya, and Atsushi's first group therapy session in their 3rd incarnations!
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- Part 2 of Familiar Like a Mirror
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Between the Slides by spiderbats
Fandoms: The Black Phone (Movies - Derrickson), Stranger Things (TV 2016)
29 Dec 2025
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“Okay.” Steve buries his head in his arms face down on the coffee table in his basement. “Okay. A major lab incident I can get behind. Shit, the kid going missing I can understand. But what the hell do you mean there are monsters now?!”
“He didn’t say monsters,” Paperboy rolls his eyes, which looks really funny since he is doing a headstand against the wall. “Don’t be dramatic, Finney.”
“Griffin said the words ‘slimy tentacle vines of unimaginable cosmic horrors’” Steve deadpans, still face down.
“That doesn’t immediately mean monster.”
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Steve Harrington has heard the phone ringing ever since he got out of the basement. Moving to Hawkins, Indiana didn't do much to change that.
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different continuity line i swear
this is mainly a character study one shot collection based off of songs so bare with me- Words:
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Transmigration/Reincarnation Atsushi! Chuuya! Lucy! AU
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the spark in my eye by spiderbats
Fandom プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
17 Dec 2024
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constellations in the sky hold nothing to us by spiderbats
Fandom Gravity Falls, 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Sep 2023
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i know you feel like you are breaking down by spiderbats
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Nov 2020
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the main chatfic and it’s little story snippets for my comfort and your enjoyment
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Not even a minute had passed when the two of them joined the kids in the kitchen, yet they found Chuuya hanging by the ceiling light, one hand casually holding himself up while the other tightly held on to the box of donuts, and Ranpo trying to balance himself on a chair to reach it.
“This is also new,” Murase informed Fukuzawa, gaping at the sight.
Or, Murase adopts Chuuya when he’s seven and tries to navigate this new journey with the help of his good friend Fukuzawa, fourteen year old Ranpo isn’t against having beef with a child, teenage Chuuya still manages to get a pathetic crush on Dazai and… twenty year old Dazai is really trying to date his coworker, okay?
(The life of Murase Chuuya at 7, 15 and 20)
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His dark eyes got a little lighter by Love_Hyuneee
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
28 Feb 2021
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“Welcome to my home” he announced without even looking back to gauge Chuuya’s distressed reaction.
Chuuya followed him in “Is this some kind of sick joke?”
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Chuuya learns about Dazai's living conditions and gets him the fuck out of there.
(Russian translation link in notes.)
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Kunikida's eyes snapped to Dazai, demanding an explanation. “How the hell did you do this?” he hissed.
Dazai put his hands in the air, his attempt of surrendering invaded by the smug grin on his face. “I didn't do anything. Chuuya agreed with his very own free will.”
“You totally manipulated me into this,” Chuuya deadpanned.
“That was seduction, not manipulation! There's a very big difference, you know.”
“You tried to seduce the Mafia Boss?!” Kunikida yelled out, his face turning visibly pale. Dazai turned to him with an innocent expression, pretending not to see anything wrong with it.
He crossed his arms and feigned offence. “I didn't try, I successfully did. You're underestimating my skills, Kunikida.”
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Or: Dazai organizes a truce between ADA and PM – little does everyone (excluding a few people) know that the current PM Boss is Dazai's husband
Or: Married skk reveal + Chuuya is the PM Boss!! They end up traumatizing members of the ADA and PM :3
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snow globes don't shake on their own by astraltrain
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
19 Dec 2023
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“Awassat?” Chuuya groans, twisting in his sleep with a grimace on his face. His eyelashes flutter slightly. “D’zai, can't you let me sleep in a li’l longer…”
“Ok,” Dazai says, nodding his head agreeably. “But it's snowed and I think it's completely trapped us in the cabin.”
Chuuya freezes, and then his eyelids fly open.
“If you're joking,” he says, extremely slowly, stressing each syllable and looking Dazai dead in the face. “I'm going to break each and every one of your limbs with hammers and leave you on the floor in the closet.”
“I mean it,” Dazai replies gravely. It's a rare occurrence, to wake Chuuya up for something other than a prank. “We're actually, genuinely stuck inside.”
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A plan to cheer Chuuya up near the anniversary of his friends deaths goes wrong when the two of them get trapped in a cabin with no way to call for help. Dazai will have to improvise if he wants to get out of here without one of them killing the other, but he might get more than he bargained for. -
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Chuuya and Akutagawa get kidnapped by enemies who are looking for Yokohama’s weretiger. The kidnappers regret everything.
“Okay, I understand why would you make the mistake to get Akutagawa. But why would you include me?”
"Chuuya-san, I fail to understand the first part of your statement. If anything else, I would be the first one to want to sever the life of that foolish jinko.” A cough, followed by a smirk. “Being captured this way simply means that I could make short work of people who think they have earned the right to kill that fool before I could do so.”
“See, it’s statements like those that make people get the wrong idea, you know?”
[now in Russian!] [in Vietnamese!]