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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    07 Jun 2026

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    As the Romans Do by kooksie

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

    Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates, Strangers to Friends to Lovers, Best Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Jealous Ilya Rozanov, Possessive Ilya Rozanov, Oblivious Shane Hollander, Oblivious Ilya Rozanov, Ilya Rozanov Needs A Hug, Anxious Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov is Obsessed With Shane Hollander, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Eventual Smut, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Miscommunication, Top Ilya Rozanov, Bottom Shane Hollander, Alternate Universe - Non-Famous, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov Doesn't Know He's Bisexual, Shane Hollander is Ilya Rozanov's Bi Awakening

    Summary: As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    “The ground is cursed,” Xiao Peng moans. He finishes another jar. “Even before the cultivators came, it wouldn’t grow. And then the blood…all the blood…”

    “What blood?” Wei Wuxian asks.

    “The cultivator war flooded the field with it,” Xiao Peng replies, strangely poetic. “My grandfather said so. He said, all the bodies got up and walked away, but they left the blood, and the blood stained the soil.”

     

    An inn, a ministry office, and a millet field.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    winter thunder, summer snow by vxmins

    Relationship Tags: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian

    Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Case Fic, Porn With Plot, aftermath of war, Demonic Cultivation (Modao Zushi), Sparring, Roleplay, Domestic Bliss, Under-negotiated Kink

    Summary:“The ground is cursed,” Xiao Peng moans. He finishes another jar. “Even before the cultivators came, it wouldn’t grow. And then the blood…all the blood…”

    “What blood?” Wei Wuxian asks.

    “The cultivator war flooded the field with it,” Xiao Peng replies, strangely poetic. “My grandfather said so. He said, all the bodies got up and walked away, but they left the blood, and the blood stained the soil.”

     

    An inn, a ministry office, and a millet field.

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    Shane moves into a new apartment.
    Shane has a noisy neighbor.
    Correction: Shane has a 6'3" noisy, rude, and annoyingly beautiful neighbor.

    Shane doesn't like noise.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    05 Jun 2026

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    noise complaint by jaytisms

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Rose Landry/Svetlana Vetrova

    Additional Tags: Pre-Relationship, Enemies to Lovers, No Spoilers, Texting Fic, you can scroll through the texts, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Good Friend Rose Landry, Shane Hollander & Rose Landry Friendship, he wants that cookie so mf bad, Crack, Writer Shane Hollander, Neighbors, Alternate Universe - Neighbors, shane and rose are roommates, ilya and svetlana are roommates, Autistic Shane Hollander, Masturbation, Phone Sex, Kinda, Sexting, Sexual Tension, Degradation Kink, Everyone Is Gay, ragebaiter ilya rozanov, Ilya Rozanov is a Menace, Ilya Rozanov is a Little Shit, Chatting & Messaging, Panic Attacks, Hand Jobs, hand stuff, That's not a tag, Sub Top Ilya Rozanov, Top Ilya Rozanov, Soft Dom Ilya Rozanov, Topping from the Bottom, Dom Bottom Shane Hollander, Bottom Shane Hollander, Bossy Bottom Shane Hollander, Frottage, Frotting | Rubbing Penises Together, Biting, Biting Kink, Felching, Rimming, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Anal, Gay Sex, Snowballing, Naked Cuddling, Cuddling & Snuggling, Spit Kink, Praise Kink, Ilya Rozanov Has a Praise Kink, Shane Hollander Has a Praise Kink, Barebacking, Getting Together, Fuck AI, Wank and Tell | Creator is Open to Comments about Masturbating to This Work, Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog, Mechanic Ilya Rozanov, Good Friend Svetlana Vetrova, Shane Hollander Calls Ilya Rozanov "Baby"

    Summary: Shane moves into a new apartment.
    Shane has a noisy neighbor.
    Correction: Shane has a 6'3" noisy, rude, and annoyingly beautiful neighbor.

    Shane doesn't like noise.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    05 Jun 2026

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    i can't help what i can't help by neocardinia, spikenard

    Relationship Tags: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu/Xiang Fei | Shang Qinghua

    Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Transmigration (Scum Villain), pervert sex acts, Age Difference, cw: airplane pov pornography, ragebaiting is flirting. if you think about it., which makes this practically a romcom. if you squint.

    Summary: Local hack author SEDUCED by straight twink home invader! (REAL) (UNCUT) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

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    In late 2014, celebrity photos start dropping. Ilya deletes his texts, his photos, a video he should never have taken. It isn't soon enough.

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    28 May 2026

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    I'll build a house inside of you by jtimu

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

    Additional Tags: Sex Tapes, Outing, Canon-Typical Homophobia, Visa Marriage, Marriage of Convenience, Montreal, A hand-wavey understanding of immigration and contract law, Angst with a Happy Ending, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Pining While Fucking, Explicit Sexual Content

    Summary: In late 2014, celebrity photos start dropping. Ilya deletes his texts, his photos, a video he should never have taken. It isn't soon enough.