sloganeer
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- Schitt's Creek (28)
- Stargate Atlantis (24)
- The West Wing (17)
- Everwood (15)
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"I can't believe you found him," Tommy is saying as the rest of the crew gather around. "No, I can." Tommy looks at Chim. "I can definitely believe it was the 118 in the centre of that mess."
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a prompt from LittleMissBrightside: Blaze was actually Tommy’s dog (this could be an alternate first meeting or a chance at reconciliation)
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Team Canada and Team USA are playing the final game of the Rivalry Series. But in a living room in Ottawa, there's one USA fan determined to make a scene.
Or, Ilya pisses off his husband on purpose
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“I’m wondering,” Carlos whispers beside TK’s ear, “if the probie would like some lessons.”
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Or, the threesome that dare not speak its name
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Howie finally convinces Tommy to come out and drink some beers and sing some karaoke.
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Maddie plans the party; Chimney plans the setup.
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Tiny stories about Patrick and David (but mostly Patrick) being aggressively Canadian.
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Carlos and TK can't wait a whole year to start celebrating anniversaries.
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One story per year of marriage, inspired by the traditional anniversary gifts. The series title is from the Feist song.
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Fluffy domestic scenes in the same future universe.
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This is a collection of AU stories where Derek and Laura own a bar called The Loup in New York.
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Hallmark Presents: A Winter Classic Christmas by LiarsandThieves22
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Dec 2025
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Hallmark makes a movie loosely based on their life. Ilya contemplates suing; Shane seems oddly delighted by the whole thing.
Bookmarked by sloganeer
09 Jun 2026
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“I was trying to be cool about it.” The confession is a quiet whine, muffled into Shane's palms. “Go with the flow, y’know?”
It’s almost unbearable, how much Ilya adores this perfect, neurotic man. “Hollander,” he says patiently. “You have never once gone with flow. Not ever in your life.”
There is only one grey cloud in the perfect blue sky of Ilya’s summer.
His two weeks at the cottage are almost over, and Shane still hasn’t asked him to stay.
Bookmarked by sloganeer
07 Jun 2026
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a sound is still a sound around no one by dykeries
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Feb 2026
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Shane lifts one eyelid again to look at Rozanov. His eyes are red-rimmed. Like he’s been crying. “Why…why aren’t you in Boston?”
Rozanov’s brow furrows. “Why would I be in Boston?”
“You, you’re captain. Raiders. Boston.”
The room is silent except for the beeping of monitors.
In 2023, Shane takes a bad hit on the ice. When he wakes up, the last thing he remembers is a tuna melt.
There’s a lot to get used to.
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Bookmarked by sloganeer
04 Jun 2026
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Operation Get Roz a SAP by dntat for Lanabean
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
18 Apr 2026
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Bood: And what would this person need to get Roz to settle down?
Roz: must be most beautiful person you have ever seen
Roz: very funny but does not know they are funny
Roz: and suck dick like their life depends on itOr: The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements. What they don't know is that their captain has already found that person.
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Bookmarked by sloganeer
22 May 2026
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“Sveta,” Ilya answers, letting his mouth sink into the forward sound of his mother tongue: “Are you okay?”
“It’s Alexei,” she says. Her voice is a stolid calm. Ilya stares absently ahead, finding a spot on the way to steady his gaze on. Across the thousands of miles between Ottawa and Moscow, Svetlana says: “It was an overdose.”
His ears ring, a high pitched sound of radio feedback.
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Ilya becomes the guardian of his sixteen year old niece after his brother passes away.
Bookmarked by sloganeer
18 May 2026