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The Blessed Seasons by schweinsty
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022)
06 Oct 2024
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Gil-galad doesn't reach Sirion in time to save Elrond.
Happily, that is not his only chance.
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The course of Buddy French's life changes when he's seventeen in a locker room after gym class; when he's thirteen at the supper table; when he's fourteen, fifteen, sixteen in the wilds of Wilby.
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Where one chapter opens, another ends.
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Drabbles/double drabbles written for the Torchwood 100 community on Dreamwidth.
04-03-2024
Omelette for Your Health
Ianto's not the best cook, but his nan taught him how (and when) to make a proper omelette. -
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The first time Ianto meets someone from Torchwood Three, they help him. The second, he almost dies.
The third time around, he meets Jack Harkness.
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Does what it says on the tin.
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Febuwhump 2024 by schweinsty
Fandom Doctor Who (2005), Torchwood, Torchwood (Big Finish Audio)
29 Feb 2024
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Whumptober 2023 by schweinsty
Fandom Broadchurch, Doctor Who (2005), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Takin' Over the Asylum
30 Oct 2023
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Middling Declaration by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for jedibuttercup
Fandoms: The Meg (2018)
17 Jul 2024
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The situation's so dire that Mac's considering posting on reddit:
how many times can you blame adrenaline before your 'thank god we're alive sex' is just sex. waiting online for an answer.
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Bookmarked by schweinsty
08 Apr 2026
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The return trip gives Beck and Johanssen time together.
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Bookmarked by schweinsty
06 Apr 2026
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et quand vient le soir (pour qu'un ciel flamboie) by nostradamusO
Fandoms: The Martian - All Media Types
21 Feb 2021
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“What are you gonna do, when we’re back on Earth?”
“I’m going to tell [my grandfather] about this girl I met, who’s the best person I know and the coolest nerd ever, and that I want to spend my life with her, and I’m going to ask if the offer for my grandma’s ring still stands.”
“I love you, but if you call me a nerd while proposing I’m gonna say no.”
AKA the story of how Lewis found out. Set the night before the resupply.
Bookmarked by schweinsty
05 Apr 2026
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A Few Steps Forward by Hideous_Sun_Demon for golemofmars
Fandoms: The Martian - All Media Types
15 Jun 2021
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‘“So, we might have made a mistake.”
Mark doesn’t know what Martinez is talking about, exactly, but he’s hard pressed to argue with that statement when his birthday present is currently screaming at him.’
Mark’s having some trouble with adjusting back on Earth. His friends think they might have a solution.
Bookmarked by schweinsty
05 Apr 2026
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Give / Receive by BiBob (Barnable)
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Mar 2026
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“You all right?” asked John. Bob dodged his gaze when he nodded. “Did I do something wrong?”
“No, it’s fine, I just—” Bob’s gaze shifted back and forth on the floor like he wasn’t sure what to say. Like he was planning for a lie rather than deciding how to word his genuine explanation. “I just wanted to suck you off.”
“And you did. Now, it’s my turn.”
“No, I mean I only wanted to suck you off. I don’t want anything in return.”
“You’re hard as shit right now,” John pointed out. Bob glanced down at his bulge and his face flushed bright pink as he rolled his eyes. “What are you going to do, go back to your room and jack off alone? Is that what you always do after we finish?”
Bob refuses to accept anything in exchange for his blowjobs. John wants to know why.
Or: Five times Bob blew John and one time John blew Bob.
Bookmarked by schweinsty
24 Mar 2026