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    The collars were for-

    Oh, what the fuck.

    It wasn't like Zoey was a prude. She knew about kink—hell, she knew some of the things she sold were used for kink—and she'd also had thoughts about Mira putting a collar on her late at night when it was just her and her imagination, but-

    "Oh my god," Zoey murmured. She could feel the heat radiating from her face. "You don't have a dog."

    Zoey gets asked to make a collar for Mira's pet, Rumi, who's definitely a large dog and not her very human girlfriend, right?

    Right?

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Mira fights the urge to sob, to shift her hips forward just the slightest bit, for the smallest amount of relief, the smallest-

    Please, Rumi?”

    There’s a low laugh from her girlfriend; quiet, easy. She feels the rumble of it everywhere they’re pressed together. Rumi’s voice is cool and amused as she says, “Oh, now we’re saying please?”

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Shh, sweetheart, don’t interrupt, we’ll get there. Yeah, shit, she’s gorgeous like this. Head empty, huh?

    hi im dying

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    Rumi touched her fingers to her ribs. She could feel the heat radiating from her skin, even through her clothes. A distant, miserable part of her said, this is going to hurt.

    She pushed her fingers down.

    The rib shifted.

    The thing about telling one very big lie is that it requires a foundation of hundreds of smaller lies to hold it up, lies such as "I'm fine," and "nothing's broken," and "it doesn't hurt."

    Rumi finds this out the hard way.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    jinu’s footstool @fangirl234
    okay am i going insane? has anyone else noticed rumi’s collar???? huntr/x in their freak era??????

    blood is at the huntr/x concert @bl00dygh0st
    replying to @fangirl234
    Are people just not allowed to wear neck jewelry anymore?

    GAYTR/X IN YOUR AREA @huntrxsoh0t
    replying to @fangirl234, @bl00dygh0st
    > “neck jewelry”
    > looks inside
    > leather d-ring dog collar
    [cat.jpg]

    RUJINU CONFIRMED (see pinned) @gilliegirl_
    replying to @huntrxsoh0t
    ogm do you think its from jinu??!!!

    Rumi is my WIFE @RUMIPLSSTEPONMEPLS
    replying to @gilliegirl_
    kpop stans be normal for 3 seconds challenge: impossible

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    Zoey “jokingly” suggests that their next concert and promotional outfits should feature matching collars. Rumi likes this idea a little bit more than she probably should

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    02 Jun 2026

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    It technically wasn't a violation of orders for Itachi to help foster Naruto's fuuinjutsu talent.

    Hiruzen had only ordered away those who had a close relationship with Minato and Kushina. It just happened to be that practically anyone who could do anything about Naruto's treatment was on that list. It came with the territory of one being their leader and another being one of the friendliest people to ever exist in Konoha.

    Technically, Itachi wasn't close to them while they were alive. He wasn't even in the academy yet when they died.

    Genma just wished it didn't make it harder to keep Naruto out of Danzo's grubby little hands.

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    In another world, Itachi only has Sasuke left to lose.

    In this world, he found a somewhat-healthy coping mechanism and another precious person, even if it might be treason.

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    30 May 2026