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    In which Luke Skywalker and Din Djarin find themselves whisked into the past via crazy Force osik and decide to make the best of it much to the initial horror of the Jedi Council, especially Obi-wan Kenobi who's been there since they landed and somehow got put in charge of dealing with them. He's also a little terrified of how big the Clone Troopers betting pool is getting because of them.

    Anakin Skywalker on the other hand is stuck wondering how a mere two people can somehow turn the galaxy upside down and make it so much brighter. He's also tossing credits into the betting pool on the odds that the 501st will be the Legion that gets to keep them around, if only because the other blonde feels really familiar in the Force while pulling the same stunts he does and the council would probably want to keep all the crazy contained.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Cardiac tamponade: pressure on that heart that prevents it from filling and beating adequately.

    Shane thought he knew two things: his move to Ottawa would cause chaos, and that the Ottawa Centaurs were nice.

    As it turned out, he only knew one of those things.

    (Or: the Cens are still a team of professional hockey players. They're going to fuck up.)

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    13 May 2026

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    ilya rozanov did not plan to spend the majority of his rookie season in a hospital. then again, he didn't plan on shane hollander either.

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    or, the whump fic. based on my own tweet: a fic where 17 yr old shane is a [redacted] ill patient and ilya is the rookie his team drags to the children’s hospital. he falls in love w freckles and can’t stop visiting shane every chance he gets.

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    13 May 2026

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    Haley
    Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?
    Shane
    So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.

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    Wtf?
    Katie
    Is this guy fr???

    Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.

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    12 May 2026