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    Before Wylan even realized it, he had begun to replace "Kaz" with "Dad".

    (Or, five times Wylan thought of Kaz as a dad and the one time he actually called Kaz "Dad".)

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    05 Jun 2026

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    It wasn't supposed to go like this.

    Steve was supposed to work with Robin at the Family Video, flirt with the many many girls who came to browse the expansive selection of VHSes, go on some dates, and hopefully find The One.

    It was supposed to be a notably upside-down free year.

    And, hey, for what it's worth? He wasn't supposed to be pinned down on a mattress by Eddie Munson either.

    And he certainly wasn't supposed to be enjoying it.

    But that's getting a bit ahead of things…

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    18 May 2026

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    After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane.

    Another Hayden-Finds-Out, because we can't have too many.

    *now with the extra continuing Hayden-Rozanov friendship text threads*

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    16 May 2026

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    “I haven’t really been to a wedding where I’ve, uh… let loose. But, hey,” Dennis shrugged, “maybe I’m doing it wrong.”

    “If I hadn’t already agreed to go to this conference, I’d offer to go with you,” Robby said casually. “Show you how it’s done. I’ve got a good track record as a plus-one, too.” Dennis had to say something. To interrupt. To shut this down. But what was he supposed to say? No, you can’t be my plus one, because I lied about my cousin, and there is no wedding, and it seems a little weird to bring a date to a fucking funeral– “Apparently parents love it when you bring home a doctor.”

    And just like that, the bubble popped.

    “I’m not gay,” Dennis snapped.

    He had never hated the sound of his own voice as much as he did right then.

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    Or, Dennis is anxiously headed home for a "wedding" in Broken Bow, Nebraska, the details of which are increasingly fuzzy. Robby's got a medical conference in Omaha that same weekend. So they carpool. Seventeen hours both ways in an enclosed space with no way out except a tuck and roll. This'll go great.

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    13 May 2026

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    They had three chairs up at the countertop. 

    If he sits in the second one, something bad will happen. Everyone will die. The house will explode. You can warn him. He has to sit in the first one or the third one. If not, everyone you love will die and it will all be your fault. 

    Ilya moved to sit in the second chair. Shane bristled, hands trembling. 

    “Don’t.” Shane snapped. Ilya froze, glancing at Shane with a concerned and confused expression. Shane inhaled, then exhaled. Guilt crawled up his throat. He was being fucking insane. 

    Still though, what if he wasn’t being insane? What if there was a 0.1% something bad would happen to Ilya? 

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    shane hollander has a bad ocd day. luckily, he has people to help him through it

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    08 May 2026