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i love you enough to celebrate by not_a_frog
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
27 Oct 2025
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Christmas is easy compared to birthdays. A whole day, just for one person? What do you even do for that? How big of a milestone is five thousand supposed to be? And, most important of all, how can you celebrate a birthday when neither of you even know the day it was on?
These are the questions sphinx Veritas Ratio is asking about his partner, the last unicorn, Aventurine.
Recommended to read the first fic in the series before this one, but it should be feasible to understand without it!
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- Part 2 of celebrations
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In the wake of his wife Guizhong's passing, Mr. Zhongli has adopted two 17-year-olds, Hu Tao and Xiao. Family therapy is surely a good idea, right? Therapist Baizhu might not agree after the hell that is spending time with these weirdos.
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Aventurine is known as a difficult skater to work with. He's pushy, argumentative, and a self-proclaimed slacker. He has rushed through a series of coaches, none lasting more than a month, as he either gets tired of them or they give up on him and his tendency to mouth off. Next in this long line is one Veritas Ratio, who has his own difficult reputation to wrestle with. Known as strict and impossible to please, Ratio always gets his way in the end. As Aventurine runs out of potential coaching options, their two skating worlds finally meet while Aventurine struggles to pass this final level: the Gold Singles Test.
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last christmas i gave you the perfect gift, now what the hell do i get you this year? by not_a_frog for bastardcatboy
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
11 Jan 2025
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What do you get for someone who has everything?
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- Part 1 of celebrations
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He turned, and oh shit, Zhongli! Hi!
Oh wait, not Zhongli. The robe and the arms, which were fully covered in intricate geo patterns, made that clear. Wow, nice arms. Like that one fairy tale, ‘oh, what nice arms you have’. Did Zhongli still have arms like that? No, Childe, not the time. It was the middle of the Archon War, three thousand years in the past, and Zhongli as he knew him would not exist until long into the future.
This was Morax - lone leader of the now-fallen Guili Assembly, now rebuilt as the beginnings of Liyue Harbor, and he was at the peak of his martial prowess as a contender for the Geo Archon’s throne.
(Passage from chapter 8)
Or: Childe falls into the Abyss, and time travel fuckery ensues.
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The Force finds him a door, but the choice to use it and the choices after are his, no matter how hard they may be.
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Just Add an Uzumaki by phoenixyfriend
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
12 May 2026
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Chakra is not the Force, but they're not entirely separate, either. That means a few things, but key among them:
Uzumaki Karin is still the best tracker alive,* even in a different galaxy.
* opinions may vary
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Outliving a Home by Doukz
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 May 2026
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He swayed with the heavy wind buffeting the Liyue cliffside. Another storm was coming, if the thick smell of humidity and the rolling clouds in the direction of Inazuma were anything to go by.
Guyun stone forest lay before him, a thousand years of harsh winds and acidic rains weathering the ancient stone pillars into rounded mounds. Water levels rising continuously had also done their part in drowning the remnants of an age so far gone even the people of the current time would likely fail to recall it in records.
‘People of the current time’.
As though Teyvat still lived.
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[IMAGE ID] by SourOrchard
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
20 Feb 2023
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Fox makes the ill-advised decision to log on to the GAR chatrooms during a 48-hour senate shift.
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- Part 2 of six feet from catching my breath
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Vod'e An by Triscribe
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Kanan (Comics), Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
05 Feb 2024
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Have you ever seen a time traveler dropped into the middle of someone else's butterfly effect? How about several dozen someones? AKA I nabbed all my fave clone troopers and sprinkled them into a much happier galaxy, with a touch of violence on top. As a treat.
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