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Five Adventurers Walk Into A Bar (beach car) (to go to the beach) by lexbiini
Fandoms: The Infinite Dungeon
25 Feb 2026
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“No offense, Lyr, but I’m not sure how much we should trust your navigation skills on land,” says Guthrie.
“I’m literally defending you?”
Lorem pipes up too, now:
“No one’s attacking you, dude. Do you need to stop for a minute?”
“I need you people to let me drive the car!”
“We’re never getting to the beach at this rate—”
“EVERYONE SHUT UP.”
From the back seat, sitting between Damien and Lorem, Dumas finally yells in exasperation—slamming a book shut with a loud thump. Somehow, the car doesn’t flinch at the burst.
Once everyone has stopped in their tracks to look at him, Dumas clears his throat and continues. “I’m trying to read.” -
If That Won't Make It Worse by lexbiini for yardsards
Fandoms: Rapture's Return, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
27 Nov 2025
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“Good mornin’!” Moss is the one to finally speak up. “You good? That looked like a real nasty bonk.”
This seems to snap Dante out of whatever shock he was still in, and his mortified mug dissolves back into his signature vague disinterest. The expression sits so naturally on his face, I can’t help but wonder just how calculated it is the rest of the time. I make a mental note to ask later (not that I think he’ll be forthright about it).
“Yeah, I’m… good… Alright guys, I know I'm beautiful, but the staring's getting a little creepy,” he says, finishing with a dry laugh for good measure.
Princeton bites immediately—“Well… it's kind of hard not to stare at the pair of massive horns that you seem to have grown overnight?” -
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“… You know what we could do today, though?”
This put a genuine smile back on Aubrey’s face.
“Take a nap under this birthday cake tree until a stinky slice falls on your face?” she joked. Dani chuckled and stuck her tongue out, just poking Aubrey’s cheek with the tip.
“Gross.” She yelped, playfully pushing her away.
“Oh, you love me,” Dani retorted.
“Still gross~!” Aubrey said, still giggling herself. “So, what is your big idea?”
Dani didn’t reply for a moment, instead looking at Aubrey like she was trying to find something on her face. Then, she smiled.
“We’re going on a day trip to Kepler for your birthday.”
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Kepler, WV is full of memories for Aubrey. Not all of them are good. -
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"Well, I did have that, um, mixer. At the— At the headquarters, and I invited you. You did not come, but I—"
"I thought we attended, if memory serves."
"But I made a— a dip."AKA what happens when you overthink a one-off bit and end up making everyone cry.
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“How hard can it be to mess up a pinch?” She asks, unscrewing the top of the shaker.
“You’d be surprised,” answers Lup, raising her eyebrows and puckering her mouth like she has tasted a particularly messed up pinch of salt (at no point does Lucretia’s sight linger on her lips, and she absolutely does not fixate on the way the corners curve up. She categorically does not think about kissing that spot).Series
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Lex's TAZ Sapphic Week Insaneposting (multi-year) by lexbiini
Fandom The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
24 Aug 2025
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The Infinite Dungeon: 2 fast 2 furious by lessclaypigeons, lexbiini
Fandom Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work, The Infinite Dungeon, The Infinite Dungeon - Addendum
21 Apr 2025
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How do you hide your superhero identity from your roommate? (spoiler alert: badly)
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01 Oct 2022
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“I mean, how dumb does the mayor think we are? Offering us a permanent hotel room as a ‘gesture of gratitude for all our work for Paris’, like it isn’t clearly just some half-baked political ploy to place him more in the public’s favor after the whole school funding scandal, like we’ll allow ourselves to sleep in a hotel that we were publicly offered, making ourselves sitting ducks for Hawkmo—”
“It’s a pretty big building,” he countered, and at least he seemed amused, because she certainly wasn’t, “Nobody knows which room we were given but us.”
“It doesn’t matter!” she scoffed, “It’s still a security risk that he can narrow our location down at all! Also,” she jutted her arms out towards the bed a second time, “May I remind you? ONE. BED. ONE!”
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Or, Ladybug and Chat Noir receive a hotel room from the city, which they most certainly will not use. After all, that wouldn't be very professional, would it?
Yes, it's a Ladynoir bed sharing fic.
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15 Jul 2022
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Tell me how we first met (tell me, will we meet again) by ChristinMKay
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Feb 2022
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5 times Martin had a bad Valentine's Day and the one time it was perfect.
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21 Feb 2022