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    “Right. Great. You’re with me now. Here’s the deal: you like those, don’t you?” Lucifer asked, voice so soft a croon Alastor would know it was fake. “I will help you through this, slake your animal lust the old fashioned way—just this once.” His hand lifted, brushing against Alastor’s jaw, and he watched with a ghostly smirk as Alastor’s eyes flared, his smile more like a sneer even as Lucifer leaned forward. Good. It was easier to do this when Alastor acted how Lucifer had come to expect. “Charlie will never know, your psychotic little Overlord friends will never know, and when it’s done we will walk away and never, ever speak of it again.”

    As an angel, Lucifer's never thought much about the secondary natures of humans or their Sinner counterparts in Hell. Then Alastor goes into rut, and he finds himself reevaluating what it is he’ll do to keep his daughter’s dream alive.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Rosie wants to find Lilith. Alastor wants his deal broken. Lucifer wants to help Charlie with her project.

    But what Alastor wants from Lucifer is harder to categorize (and Lord knows he has tried).

    or; Rosie sent Alastor to work undercover at the hotel to try to find some clues about Lilith's disappearance. If Alastor gets too close to Lucifer Morningstar, he's just collecting intel.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    "Ugh, not this guy again" Lucifer groaned, questioning why Mr. Useless had decided to come back to the hotel-and why he was in such high spirits.

    Alastor's smile sharpened knowingly as he studied the far shorter man. "Why, hello there sire! I must say I haven't seen you around for quite some time!"

    At Lucifer's weakest, Alastor proposes a deal with him that could change everything. The gang wonder how they can bring Angel back to the hotel, so the Radio Demon decides he may as well kill two birds with one stone. Up in Heaven Lilith is plotting something-but so is Lute. Abel doubts his position, and questions if his father really is dead. Vox is at rock bottom lol.

    This is me writing mostly how I think season 3 of Hazbin Hotel will go, as well as things they don't have time to show in the series (e.g Lucifer's healing process). I'm hoping to increase the cast as we go!

     
    Currently I'll be focusing on Lucifer's POV but that will sometimes change if I decide to focus in on someone else in the Hotel, who knows. Ofc I plan to write about Heaven, the vees and hopefully bring in some Helluva characters too.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    “You have a ride back home, right? Please tell me you aren’t going to drive. You’ll crash one of your stupid sports cars and get a concussion. Or die.”

    “Awe, so sweet to me, worrying. But no, I am in Moscow. I have no good cars here, only shitty Marussia B2. Stupid purchase. You know, the B2 is just B1 but with fancier clothes? Look better than B1, though. B1 look like low-money 80’s future movie.” He makes an annoyed sound. “No. I do not have word. научная фантастика. What is movie type that has flying cars?”

    “Jesus,” Shane says, running a hand through his hair. “I don’t think I’ve ever heard you talk so much.”

    “You like my voice, da? So is no problem, for you.”

    “Fuck you. Do you mean sci-fi?”

    Rozanov makes a triumphant sound. “Yes, that! Sci-fi. B1 look like that meme of a cat’s face covered in cream. Ugly car. So, at least I have better choice. I can look at it and not wish to drive it off cliff and into garbage land.”

    “...You’re thinking of a landfill.”

    Or, Ilya keeps calling Shane at odd hours to talk about nothing and everything. Shane, for some reason he can’t quite rationalize, keeps answering. And texting. And then things get a bit out of hand.

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    31 May 2026

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    Loving Shane Hollander had taught Ilya Rozanov how to slow down.

    They had a plan now. A life that made sense. Something quiet, stable, and boring, and for once, Ilya believed peace might be something he could actually have, not just something he pretended not to want.

    Then Troy Barrett arrives from Toronto and starts looking at what Ilya has built, like it’s something he might be able to take if he flirts and schemes. Like peace might be something he needs too, after the mess he left behind with his old team.

    Ilya tells himself it’s nothing, "A misunderstanding", so he plays captain. He plays nice.

    But loathing has always come easier than love, and once everything starts to unravel, Ilya learns there are only so many times you can choose 'a misunderstanding' before you are forced to show how far you’ll go to keep Shane Hollander to yourself and let yourself unravel in the meantime.

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    Troy Barrett wants Shane badly enough to burn with the ship. Ilya is determined to get rid of him before everything between him and his freckled love falls apart and what happens after it does?

    Ilya’s POV of jealousy, mental health journeys and the miscommunication final boss rollercoaster

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    30 May 2026

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