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Twitter decides that Madeline and Helen have been secretly dating, and Madeline Ashton's never one to turn down free press. Helen agrees to one (1) fake date. It's not like it'll become a regular thing, right? It's not like it's anything real, right?
Right?
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Seven years into their marriage, Ernest and Madeline (try to) have sex.
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"You got rid of the gloves."
"You got old."
“Excuse me, I prefer the term ‘ruggedly handsome’.”
"Keep telling yourself that, old man."
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Everything's different; nothing's changed. 10 years is both a lifetime and a blink of an eye.Series
- Part 2 of incantation and dance
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She makes him shower before sex and never takes her gloves off; he knows what she wants before she does and doesn’t see the point in hiding it. They drive each other crazy in countless little ways born out of living in each others’ pockets for a year and a half. They’re too different, it shouldn’t work—and yet.
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- Part 1 of incantation and dance
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Laura's been seeing Rita a lot lately. This time might even be real.
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don't you want me, baby? by private_property_pelican
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
03 Sep 2025
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The dress is probably designer, probably couture, and probably very beautiful. All Madeline can see is the way it perfectly hugs her curves, the way her tits are practically spilling out of it.
Madeline had carefully curated her outfit, too; her dress’s dipping neckline shows off plenty of cleavage, just not as much as Helen’s. She had anticipated being the hottest person at the party, had planned on taunting Helen with what she’d given up. But her ex-wife has shown her up. Now she’s the one filled with longing and regret and a building heat in her core. She almost walks out of the party then and there, judgmental looks be damned.
It would’ve been better, if that’s what she had done.
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Madeline goes to Helen's book party after their divorce. They fight, they fuck, they yearn.
Bookmarked by garffiljorg
27 May 2026
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An updated version of spookedcroon's Reddit template for use on AO3. (Updated 3/29/25.)
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Make text appear when you click a "button"
Chapter 2: Simple tweaks to existing email and stationery skins- Language:
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Bookmarked by garffiljorg
23 Apr 2026
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modify for ashton express articles??
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I deconstructed Heterochromia_Mars's Discord skin and reconstructed a new one that should work slightly better on screens of all sizes, especially mobile screens.
Note: Please check Chapter 3 for CSS code whenever the skin updates!
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where I test and share my original workskins and experiment with improvements to existing skins.
- additions to Heterochromia_Mars's Discord skin
- TV/theater scripts
- AO3 Entries
- Tumblr DMs (experimental)
last edit: 3/27/20
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Bookmarked by garffiljorg
23 Apr 2026
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discord messages/server specifically