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    Damian looks at his notebook, scanning his research.

    Combining what info the internet has provided on good romantic partners, along with some of his own preferences, she’s statistically the best option.

    “Hm. Yes, you will do.”

    “Oh! Uhh… what?...”

    Damian’s family are pestering him to be more of a normal teenager. He doesn’t want to be more of a normal teenager. The average teens he observes at school are brainless savages. But his family is getting so annoying about it he’d do almost anything to get them to shut up.

    Then Marinette Dupain-Cheng transfers to his school. She’s intelligent, quiet, respectful of his boundaries— generally acceptable.

    His family want normal teen behavior? Fine. He’ll bring a girlfriend home.

    “Will you be my girlfriend?”

    Marinette blinks. Ya know what? This might as well happen.

    “Sure.”

     

    Daminette as told through equally socially unaware messes, general misunderstandings of each other's skill and experience, and a total lack of awareness as to how many flowers are too many flowers.

    Portuguese translation!
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    link da tradução nas notas do capítulo 1

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    08 Jun 2026

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    It started out as a joke.

    “Prepare to die,” the villain of the week had said.

    “Been there done that," Chat Noir had responded.

    “Join the club,” Arsenal had chimed in.

    Now there actually was a club.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    For the longest time, Jason figured he'd probably be better off without a soulmate. It seemed safer for everyone that way.

    That is not how soulmates work.

    Fortunately, that is for the better.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Jasonette, soumates, Marinette yells at batfam

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    Tim needs a break. A real one. With actual sleep. He's overworked, underappreciated, and just plain fed up.
    It was time he took matters into his own hands - and saved himself for once.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Ch 41

  5. Public Bookmark 67

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    Damian Wayne's life is going well. He has his vigilante work in Gotham. He has a career plan. He even has a girlfriend, though if his brothers could tolerate her better, he'd feel less inclined to take a blade to them. But when a supervillain attacks a concert he, his girlfriend Marinette and almost all his family are attending, he - and the rest of the Batfamily - are forced to take drastic measures to counteract the threat.

    If only he knew where Marinette had gone to hide and why that foreign hero Ladybug looks so annoyingly familiar.

    Inspired by / an entirely unauthorised sequel to The Great IKEA Game by IcedAquarius.

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    01 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ch 7