defeated_rabbit



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    Rocky spends several years talking exclusively with an atonal human. This has some significant effects on his speech patterns.

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    Someone spots the Batman kissing Mild Mannered Reporter Clark Kent. Hijinks ensue.

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    Summary: Bruce has a conference call with Wayne Enterprises. Having it at the Manor was, in hindsight, a really shitty idea.

    “I don’t have your phone!”

    The two boys began trading hits, yelling at the top of their lungs. Bruce turned back to the webcam just as Damian leapt on top of Tim’s back, a high-pitched battle cry torn from his lips.

    “Mr. Hodges,” he said cheerfully, unflinching as Tim threw Damian into the wet bar sink. “Have you had a chance to examine the chart I pointed out?”

    Inspired by this viral video and Batwayneman’s post on tumblr.

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    “Mr Montgomery...” you try again, taking a brave step forwards into the room, only to freeze in your tracks when a guttural growl travels through the darkness and cuts straight into your chest like the roll of approaching thunder.

    “The Hell're you doin' in here, lady?”

    Isn't that the million-dollar question.

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    When he nearly tripped over the hem of the rug, she sighed, briskly setting her work aside.
    She reached out — catching him by the forearms before he faceplanted at her feet.

    The moment her hands touched him, Jinshi froze.

    His eyes, unfocused but intent, dropped to where her fingers gripped his sleeves. His mouth worked soundlessly for a moment before he muttered, deeply wounded,

    "My wife... wouldn’t like you touching me like that..."

    Maomao blinked slowly.

    "I am your wife," she said, voice dry as the desert.

    There was a long pause.
    A heartbeat of pure, stunned silence.

    Or: Jinshi's drunk, stupid and in love.

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