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Bill and Fleur are very much in love. Unfortunately, the rest of the Weasleys haven't quite grasped this.
Set at various points during Half-Blood Prince.
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Taako didn't invent the traveling cooking show out of a wagon.
In which Taako and Lup go to one of Fantasy Gordon Ramsay's shows.
It's only rated T because of swearing. Gordon Ramsay's in it, what do you expect?
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Kristen’s known colors her whole life. To be Chosen is to have a soulmate in Helio, always knowing always sure. Others go their whole lives searching for a soulmate, but Kristen was born clear sighted.
Now, as she takes her second first breath, the world is dull.
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or, a seeing color soulmates au in which kristen's soulmate's always been helio. except, what happens when she dies on the first day of school and wakes up to the world in black and white?
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04 Jun 2026
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Til Heat Death Do Us Blart by lessclaypigeons
Fandoms: Til Death Do Us Blart (Podcast), 17776: What Football Will Look Like in the Future - Jon Bois, Polygon/McElroy Vlogs & Podcasts RPF, My Brother My Brother and Me (Podcast), Worst Idea of All Time (Podcast)
24 Apr 2026
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…how long have they been doing this?
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Or, what happens to a bit you're committed to until death when people stop dying?Bookmarked by chocolateer
12 May 2026
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Jet Lag 17776: Hide and Seek Across the Globe by TidalRose
Fandoms: 17776: What Football Will Look Like in the Future - Jon Bois, Jet Lag: The Game (Web Series)
03 May 2026
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Nine gets curious about what three specific humans are doing, since they’re definitely not playing football. Juice decides to show Nine what Sam, Ben, and Adam are up to.
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12 May 2026
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Three bodies fall in a Gotham alley.
A boy called Matches sees it all happen, and he gets an idea.
(A Halloween special)
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01 Nov 2024
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“If you lose that ship, I will hunt you down and kill you.”
His mother’s promise echoed in Shane’s mind, taunting him as he surveyed his crew. Shane had made his own promise to his mother before he left: of course, he could handle the crew of the Voyageur. A rowdy band of pirates could always be kept in line with the promise of wealth and women. As long as Shane kept each treasure in a steady stream, the men would obey, the ship would return to harbor, and Yuna wouldn’t murder him.
Perhaps none of those promises mattered now that Shane and his entire crew were drowning in the Sōya Strait.***
Historical Fiction Prince/Pirate AU.
Pirate Prince Shane Hollander and the pirate crew of the Dutch/Japanese ship The Voyageur are shipwrecked off the east coast of Siberia.
Tsarevich Ilya Rozanov is on a hunt to learn more about the exclusive Dutch-Japanese trading routes. And a very lucky crew just landed in his lap.
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04 Apr 2026