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Soon enough Dean will be dropping her off with her mom in Nevada and he’ll never have to take care of a pup ever again.
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Badass Omega!Dean and kickass pup Claire on the road. Shit happens, including the arrival of an awkward alpha doctor Castiel, and it's all... great.
(They're gonna kill a lot of bad people and then get a happily ever after.)
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To put it simply, you can’t exactly nail a woman when you don’t have a hammer.
Well, to Dean’s knowledge, at least.
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- Part 3 of Transchesters!!
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“Cas,” he says carefully, “have you ever heard the word ‘transgender’?”
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- Part 2 of Transchesters!!
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close to a heart that (used to) beat alone by candy_cigarettes
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
30 Apr 2026
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Even shared experiences can become lonely if no one else remembers them.
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- Part 11 of Gojo's Guide to Unconventional Parenthood
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and I swear they choose me (I'm not choosing them) by candy_cigarettes
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
01 Mar 2026
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You get some help from a gorgeous green-eyed "co-worker."
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Gojo's Guide to Unconventional Parenthood by candy_cigarettes
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
30 Apr 2026
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[insert song lyric for the poolverine apocolypse] by candy_cigarettes, orphan_account
Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, United Healthcare CEO Assassination, Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse)
18 May 2025
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Original prompt: Castiel is very straight laced, level headed and from a deeply religious family. He doesn’t believe in sex before marriage and has never had any problems resisting because even though he has liked girls in the past it’s never gone past friendship, never been attraction. Dean is all kinds of messed up. John sexually abuses him after Mary’s death and after John’s death Dean turns to drugs and crime and his self-hate gets so bad he cuts his wrists. But Sam and Jess find him and send him to rehab where of course Cas works. And when Dean needs a place to stay well what else would a guy like Cas do but offer his own spare room?
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The one where Castiel may end up needing to pray for salvation for the both of them.
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Crowley is insane and delusional if he thinks Castiel is just going to join him on some stupid case like they’re buddies.
(Crowley is insane and delusional full-stop, but that’s besides the point).
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In which Dean Winchester cannot communicate, dumbass choices are made, text messages are ignored, and Castiel joins Crowley on some stupid case.
…They’re still not buddies, though. No matter what Crowley says.
Featuring: Misuse of Angel Radio! Dave the bunny rabbit! Tennessee's most ostentatious funeral home! And more!
Bookmarked by candy_cigarettes
26 May 2026
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SO FUNNY AND SO GOOD AND AMAZING AMAZING LOVE LOVE LOVE
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25¢ pocket guardian angels by hopelessheathen (ElspethMcGillicuddy)
Fandoms: Supernatural
26 Mar 2016
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Inspired by Jennilah's adorable artwork of a tiny!cas-filled gumball machine.
Dean walks into his local bank one day and notices that someone has filled the old gumball machine with these tiny, wiggling, sentient angels in individual plastic packaging. Deeply concerned about their air supply and the fact that they're trapped there in the sun, he starts pumping in quarters to rescue them. This is worse than leaving a dog in an overheating car.
Now he's got forty of the little guys running all over his house, and god knows how many others might be trapped and dying all over the city.
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Bookmarked by candy_cigarettes
18 May 2026
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the cutest, funniest, sweetest thing I’ve ever read omfg
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shadow puppets and the light that causes them by fleeceframe
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
14 Feb 2026
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“What you do is good,” because Dean’s not so great in the words department. It doesn’t seem to matter, Cas looks touched by the sentiment either way. “And what you did- too. I mean, what you said, did you really…Ya know. Carry my burning soul?”
“You don’t remember?” Cas seems genuinely surprised. As surprised as he can, at least, with that perpetually bird-like way he has about him.
“What, you yanking me out? Nah. There’s nothing there.”
“Yes, I carried you out of Hell.”
“My burning soul.”
“Yes.”
“What was- What was that like?”
or the one where dean gets captured by demons while the apocalypse looms, and castiel rescues him from both hell and his existential crisis
Bookmarked by candy_cigarettes
06 May 2026
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beauty in fanfic writing at its peak
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In which Dean is forced to deal with his trauma and come to a reckoning with himself. Also, Cas is there.
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"No one hates you as much as you do," Crowley told him once. That's Dean's whole M.O. right there. His two fundamental truths are that it is his job to save everyone, and that no matter how many people he saves it will never change the fact that he is 90% crap.
Dean knows who he is. Yeah, he's done some good for the world, okay, he gets that. But deep down? The person he is inside is still worthless. Dean will never be good enough, never be any kind of role model. He's never going to shake that, so if that's what this whole seven trials angelic bullshit is about, then he and Cas might as well hold hands and drive off the cliff now.
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Bookmarked by candy_cigarettes
16 Apr 2026
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i love it when we break down Dean Winchester and then heal him up with love and kisses