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There is an unspoken rule in the league—in every league, in probably every goddamn social game on the planet—don't snitch. If someone's got a problem with you, it's with you, and snaking your team on them does far more harm than good in the long run.
"—Who tapped you? Who was it?"
"Don't worry about it," Light spits through a smile, plenty worried about it. He's spent enough time on the ice to know that a stick-tap is the hockey equivalent of pistols at dawn.
"…Was it Lawliet?"
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TL;DR I love hockey, and I love yaoi.
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Strawberry Shortcake (Satoru Gojo and Light Yagami Go On A Blind Date) by bazpango
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
08 Aug 2025
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“And what about me?” Gojo preens, running a hand through his hair.
"What about you?" Light suspects he's looking for a compliment.
“Am I your type?”
"I don't know if I have a type."
"Everyone has a type."
No. He doesn't. Gojo is an idiot and Light does not have a type because Light can't have a type. To have a type means that there would be—
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A.K.A. Light Yagami and Satoru Gojo go on a blind date and…
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“An entire back is quite the undertaking for a first tattoo.”
“I’m aware.”
“I’m sure you are. And I’m also sure several of the artists whose council you sought have explained to you that a piece as large as that...well. It’s just that I’d hate for you to discover you can’t sit through something so large, and waltz out of here with half, or heaven forbid a third of a tattoo.”
He gets right up in Gale’s face. “Believe me,” he purrs, low and dark, “I can handle pain, darling.”
It might be the way he says it. The way he looks. Hell, the way he’s looking at him. Whatever it is, it’s like lightning and it shoots straight to Gale’s gut.
Something about this stranger screams trouble. Unstable, capricious. Certainly short tempered. But he’s the first bit of colour Gale has seen at Crown of Kings since he started and if he’s being honest, it’s a high he’s willing to chase.
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Something in that tangled mess on the carpet brightens; he sounds like a campy villain in a saturday morning cartoon. The display says NO CALLER ID, and if her hunch is correct—it is after nine p.m.—there is an eighty-three percent chance it's L.
"…Pick it up, Misora-san."
"No."
"Why?"
Her whole body tenses. Fuck. Fuckfuckfuck. You're fucked. "Because I'm with a friend," she quips, "I don't want to be rude."
"I don't mind." Rabid and gleeful, he launches from the floor.
"Ryuzaki! What are you—ngh!"
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“Good goal today.”
“...Thanks.”
“Mind if I?” Chigiri pulls back, and he’s holding a bottle of conditioner.
“Oh, yeah. Uh. Go nuts.”
Chigiri doesn’t acknowledge him beyond that. He simply shuffles back to his corner.
The steam is thick. It’s like Chigiri is worlds away. Maybe he prefers it that way. Who wouldn’t, with the way some of these guys talk.
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Alt title, 'If you're gonna lock a bunch of dudes up, some of them are gonna catch feels'
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[Time passes oddly. Between one second and the next, Sokka has the Fire Lord pinned to the wall with his hands around the bastard’s throat. Golden eyes (one gold eye, his mind whispers) widen in shock.
“Sokka?” he chokes out. And then he smiles.
What the fuck?
“Sokka, I—”
Sokka slams his head against the wall, once, twice, and the smile wipes off his face. Good.
“What,” Sokka bites out, “have you done to my sister?”]
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An injury leaves Sokka with amnesia. His last memory is of the failed invasion, of leaving his father behind in enemy territory on the Day of Black Sun. Of hopelessness. Rage.
But then he wakes up, and the war is over. Suddenly, he must come to terms with the fact that years have passed, and that he's somehow the Southern Water Tribe Ambassador to the Fire Nation. He is also supposedly friends with banished-Prince-turned-Fire-Lord Zuko, of all people. Close friends.
Yeah, nah.
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Private Practice by Resilicns, ZombieJesus
Fandoms: Death Note & Related Fandoms, Death Note (Anime & Manga)
09 Jan 2023
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L’s love of sugar places him in the crosshairs of the most exclusive dentist in Tokyo– Light Yagami. However, a private dental practice is the best place for a centuries-old vampire to hide in plain sight, and L is just his type.
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20 Aug 2025
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(our bodies could fall apart) at any second by findingsaturn
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
15 Jul 2025
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“I’ll have four pumps of caramel, four pumps of peppermint, four pumps of blueberry, four pumps of strawberry, four pumps of lavender, and two pumps of peach. And one pump of toffee.” Ryuzaki glances at Light with what almost looks like remorse. “And one pump of blood orange.”
How about I shove a blood orange up your ass, you abomination-drinking cunt? “Of course. Anything else?”
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Misa invites Light’s least-favorite customer to her birthday party. Unfortunately, Light also thinks the guy is really, really hot.
(lawlight week day 3: first meeting)
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It isn’t a question of comfort or even distraction for Light. Letting himself be pressed up against the cold counters of the kitchenette in one of the innumerable hotel rooms L has chosen to run the Kira investigation out of is not a sensual experience. It is, however, one he has come to rely upon.
...The one in which Light and L fuck in a hotel room and Light swears it will never happen again.
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Light blinks hard. “Can you repeat the question?”
L takes another swig of his drink. Light’s eyes fall to his throat. He watches how it elongates and bobs with a swallow. “Your body count—what is it?”
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02 Apr 2025