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Gavin, an ex-parkour Youtuber struggling with a recent career-ending injury, goes to buy groceries and finds something he did not at all bargain for.
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did you find him? by alex_procrastinates
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée)
14 Jul 2025
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"Did you find him? Did you carry him to his hut in your arms, did you nurse him back to health, did you sit vigil by his bedside, as he has done for you? Or did you leave him to lie alone on the forest floor, betrayed and friendless?"
So asks Caius Insidius in Asterix and the Dream Whisperer. He brings up these things that have happened over the years and twists them to make Obelix seem like a selfish, uncaring brute, only a fair-weather friend, to the point that Obelix decides to leave the village, believing that he'd be protecting Asterix from himself.
Of course, Obelix couldn't have known what happened to Asterix that day. He came back looking quite unharmed, so Obelix never had a reason to ask, and Asterix didn't feel the need to tell him.
But what if Asterix couldn't come back unharmed? What if Obelix found him? And what buried doubts would it bring to the surface?
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First Blood by alex_procrastinates
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée), Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Animated Movies)
04 Jun 2025
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But as his fist connected with the centurion’s face guard, pain shot through his hand and jolted him into rolling clumsily out of his jump, cursing under his breath at the blood on his knuckles and the lightning in his veins fizzling away into nothing.
Great. Just great.
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Asterix, recently graduated village warrior-in-training with only a small adventure under his belt, encounters his first real fight against a Roman - potionless, with metal swords, not against his father in their backyard. It does not go as well as anyone would have liked.
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seams and scars by alex_procrastinates for sarahenany
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée)
23 Jan 2025
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A sort of missing/alternate scene from Asterix the Legionary, in a timeline where it happens after Banquet What-If. The new recruits are asked to undress for a medical inspection before they join the Roman army, as in canon, but things are complicated a little by what Asterix is hiding under his shirt.
(Title from a lyric in Level Up by Vienna Teng)
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Asterix and the Rescue Mission by JoeyTaylor
Fandoms: Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Animated Movies), Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée)
17 May 2026
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When a letter from Burdigala sends Asterix and Obelix on a dangerous mission, it becomes clear that not everything is as it seems, and not everything can be solved so easily...
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- Part 3 of Tales From Amorica
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17 May 2026
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Sometimes Heroes Hurt by ItsaVee4117
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games)
16 Jan 2024
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15 Apr 2026
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Relate by lauraschiller
Fandoms: The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023), The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)
11 Apr 2026
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Remembering Rosalina throws Peach for a loop. Mario gives her his perspective.
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- Part 7 of Playlist: for KING & COUNTRY
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12 Apr 2026
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I Sleep Safe and Sound in my Cardboard Walls by Yotsubadancesintherain5
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
11 Apr 2026
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On the evening of his tenth birthday, Luigi locks himself in the bathroom and anxiously spirals. Only Mario is able to get through to him.
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12 Apr 2026
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Everything is glowing and glittering and golden for a moment. Then, of course, something in the air shifts.
or, the awkwardness of becoming something together before you really understand what together means.
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23 Mar 2026