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  1. Public Bookmark 52

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    “Kim Dokja,” Yoo Joonghyuk breathes. His eyes are dark, his glower practically molten. His warm breath fans across Kim Dokja’s face. His scent bathes Kim Dokja in a feverish haze that seems to overtake his body. “Do you wish for the entire kingdom to lust after you?”

    What the hell is this guy on about?

    Kim Dokja can’t even open his mouth fully before Yoo Joonghyuk buries his head against the crook of Kim Dokja’s shoulder, taking a deep sniff into his freshly ironed clothes.

    “Ugh—you—!”

    Kim Dokja pushes both of his palms against the King’s clothes. He doesn’t care if it’s treason or not to wrinkle his priceless uniform like this—not when Yoo Joonghyuk is acting completely nonsensical.

    “Did you hide it?” Yoo Joonghyuk growls, “Your heat. Why did you come to work in this state?”

    “What?”

    What the fuck is this guy talking about?

    In a series of strange events, Kim Dokja realizes he’s transmigrated into the wrong genre a little too late.

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    07 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 60

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    Yoo Joonghyuk has been personally victimized by the universe since birth.

    Elevators break for him. Coffee attacks him. Pigeons recognize him as an enemy combatant. Once, a printer jammed so violently it qualified as workplace terrorism.

    Kim Dokja, meanwhile, is so lucky he once won a raffle he didn’t enter and got a free lunch because the cashier “liked his vibes.”

    When Yoo Joonghyuk discovers that Kim Dokja’s mere presence cancels out his catastrophic bad luck, he does the only reasonable thing:

    He offers him six million won to stand nearby.

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    07 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 46

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    Kim Dokja has a simple weekday routine: School, babysit his neighbors’ kids, homework, and then go work the night shift at a small, sketchy gas station until 4:45 where he gets to sit on his phone reading webnovels for a few hours, scanning canned coffee or a pack of cigarettes every now and then. It’s simple and repetitive—tiring sure—but it works.

    This is, until the convenience store get’s a new “regular” who, despite his deep obsidian eyes, thick dark hair that frame his face perfectly, and his low, velvety voice that— Ok, what he looks like isn’t important, the guy is a Grade-A Asshole!

    And yet, despite Kim Dokja’s complete disregard of customer service manners, he keeps coming back!!

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    06 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    Reading him is the only thing he’s ever done, Kim Dokja has read him for a long time. Yet, he can’t quite understand why this ‘worry’ weaves around this man, weaving across his face, strung around his words, enlaced in his very being.

    “You– You– You–!” Kim Dokja stutters out and points a shaky finger at him.

    Or maybe instead of ‘you,’ maybe he wanted to say 'Yoo Joonghyuk' instead.

    Kim Dokja knows him. How could he not know him?

    “Yoo Joonghyuk!?”

    Kim Dokja loses his memories.

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    06 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO GET INTO THAT AREA YET???? THIS IS THE THIRD TIME, STOP BACKSEATING-"

    [DelusionalDemon donated $5.00 - Thank you for the support!
    bro idk how to say this but the devs are probs watching and fuming rn LMAOO]

    "Real helpful. How do I get back to a savepoint, I'm stuck in an inaccessible area and the game autosaves every five minutes and I'm RUNNING OUT OF TIME."

    Yoo Joonghyuk snorts, then pauses in horror as his chat blows up.

    JudgeofYaoi: did he just laugh. DID HE JUST LAUGH
    JudgeofYaoi: SOMEONE CLIP THAT
    tru_nirvana: hubby laughed...
    [This comment has been removed by moderators]
    tls123_fr: This is embarrassing, lmao
    tls123_fr: Just interact with him already
    [Chat has been set to emote-only]

    Yoo Joonghyuk coughs, trying to come up with an explanation, then remembers how much power he has over everyone in the chat and stares into the camera.

    "I'm doing an ad break."

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    kdj keeps breaking the games he plays. help

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    06 Jun 2026