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    Half-written fics that I’ve just never managed to get back to

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    After the events of the movie, Hypno-Potamus suddenly and inexplicably finds himself growing friendlier with the turtles he once called his enemies. As they start to get closer, his life takes a turn that he never expected for himself, but that he finds he quite likes.

    Or, in simpler terms; Hypno, and by extension Warren, get the redemption arc I think they deserve, and become the Hamato children’s weird gay uncles. Prepare for a shit ton of familial bonding, identity crises, near-death experiences, and queer joy!

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    “Rocky, I’m here, okay? Come back to me, pal, please.”

    Of course I will, I think, drawn to that voice, that strange, wobbling voice, which I care about without knowing exactly why, and I should – it makes me angry, not knowing – I should know –

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Velvet knows that she's a copy. It's impossible for her not to. After all, she put this headset on once before a few years ago, and she can see the results of that bad decision staring her right in the face. And it looks like no one's bothered to let that version of her know she's a girl, so of course it's Velvet's job to get this closet-case to open up.
    Too bad she's also, really, really annoying.

    Or: Jax cracks her own egg

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    09 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Pacha never set out to be emperor. He's not a warrior, or a glory seeker. Just a humble farmer that couldn't keep his opinions to himself. Though he rose to power on the merits of his good advice and steady leadership, governing an empire is so much harder than acting as village leader.

    Enter his new royal advisor, the capricious and judgemental Kuzco. Seemingly more concerned with whether Pacha wears the right tunics with his ornamental headdresses than with the governing of the country, it's no wonder Pacha isn't seeing eye to eye with the man.

    But when a banquet with visiting nobles goes terribly awry, the two will be forced to rely on each other to survive. And along the way, they might just find that they have more in common than they thought.

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    Containing, amongst other things: unlikely friendships, mysterious pasts, slow-acting poisons, a lost kingdom and plenty of silly hijinks.

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    06 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    "W-Was this your…?" Ragatha prompted.

     

    "My fantasy? Pretty much," Pomni replied, squeezing Ragatha once. "What about you?"

     

    She nodded, sighing once she opened her mouth to speak,"I just.. never knew you felt the same. I never knew you felt like that."

     

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    Caine can smell a budding relationship a mile away, and it pains him to watch it never come to be. So, for this adventure, the ringmaster cooks up a stellar 100% foolproof plan of getting Ragatha and Pomni to be together.

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    05 Jun 2026