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It's Not What It Looks Like by PiedPiperWrites
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Venom (Marvel Movies), Batman - All Media Types
09 May 2026
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Peter tries to get Venom back to Eddie after someone stole him- but before he can the two are hurled into another dimension. This would be fine if Peter wasn't attached to a symbiote that required human heads to survive. They try to lay low, but the heroes are on their tail for a string of murders.
Finding himself in Gotham, Peter tries to come up with a better way for Venom to survive, and copes with the feeling of being a murderer when Red Hood catches him in the act. Of biting someone's head off.
Is it weird if Jason thinks it's hot?Bookmarked by Someweird
07 Jun 2026
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El papá de mi bebé no sabe que es papá by WildImaginationMouse
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
08 Jun 2026
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Jason nunca buscó algo serio en una relación. Lo máximo que ha durado en una relación fue medio año
Al ser un omega que no cumple para nada con los estereotipos de ser alguien 'delicado', no tenía las mejores opciones a la hora de encontrar pareja. Así que le parecía fácil asumir que nunca tendría nada serio, pero todo termina cuando después de pasar una noche con un extraño que conoció en un bar de mala muerte… Quedó embarazadoAl final, decidió tener y criar al cachorro él solo, hasta que cinco meses después el desconocido de aquella noche se mudó al apartamento de enfrente y entonces todo se complicó…
"¡¿Por qué ese estúpido alfa es tan atento?!"
Inesperadamente, el tipo es amable e incluso protector con Jason. (Lo cual lo conmueve pero nunca lo admitirá en voz alta) Hasta cierto punto parecería como si lo estuviera cortejando, lo que le hace creer que sabe que el bebé que espera (porque se le ve la barriga) es suyo. Pero deshace ese pensamiento, cuando el alfa le dice: "¡Por favor, acepta mi cortejo! Te prometo que también cuidaré del bebé que llevas como si fuera mío!"
¡Estúpido! ¡El bebé es tuyo! »Pensó Jason queriendo golpear al alfa idiota
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07 Jun 2026
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Dealing With It (mostly) by itsy_bitsy_spidey
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
09 Apr 2026
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Peter would consider himself almost an expert at dealing with sudden biological changes to his person.
Peter, additionally, hadn't considered this knowledge would ever come in handy again.
Forceful dimension hopping sucks bad.
Opening his eyes in a world where his DNA had been rewritten for the second time in five years, he does his best to figure out the norm of this new reality. Getting home before his dad rips a hole in the space-time continuum to find him would be nice. But then he meets some weird men who make his new-found instincts sing and that might put a wrench in his plans.
Peter might have a thing for guys who growl.
This is one of the least disturbing things he learns, somehow.
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06 Jun 2026
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little rocket man by itsy_bitsy_spidey
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Young Justice (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types
12 Apr 2026
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Kon really thought that the Bat adoption gene was, you know, genetic. Apparently it could be transmitted by osmosis, because this little boy with stars on his face and galaxies in his eyes was his. And Tim's, but his fiance has less dibs than him. Finders keepers.
Tim didn't take long to hop on board the parent train.
Danny, a toddler with the cosmos at his fingertips, was ecstatic to find parents that loved him unconditionally.
This universe is safe for ghosts. But is it safe for little boys who can fly and pull constellations from the sky?
His superhero family will ensure it is.
(danny phantom adoption fic but in this one kon falls victim to tiny danny puppy eyes first)
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06 Jun 2026
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Quirk Resonance by dekirusama
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
12 Jun 2025
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Izumi had been small the first time she told Shouta she wanted to be a hero. Barely four, maybe five. Curled in his lap in this same nest, watching Hizashi’s old field footage on a tablet screen. Her yellow-green eyes had been wide and awestruck, her little fingers clutching his shirt like she was afraid to let go.
“Wanna be like you and Papa,” she’d said back then. “Wanna help people.”
He'd simply nodded and said, "Then you will."
But he had known, from the beginning, that her path wouldn’t be easy.
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Yamada Izumi starts at UA, working to become a hero alongside her fated mate, Shinso Hitoshi!
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31 May 2026
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The Inherent Tragedy of a Spectacle (The Heroes versus One for All) by AddrianaStarflower
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Jun 2026
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After all of class 1-A and 1-B declared their teams for their end of year exam, the Hero Class Civil Warfare event, only Izuku was left on the villain team - making him a shoo-in for the Kingpin. Thankfully, he has seven ghosts living in his head to help him through it, even if it means that he goes further than he ever would have liked to.
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- Part 7 of Author's Favorites
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29 May 2026
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Stuff I drew a while ago because Batman comics/fandom/characters piss me off. I promise only salt here.
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25 May 2026
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Crayons and Capes by YukinaZero
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Young Justice (Cartoon)
04 Jan 2026
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Conner’s breath hitched painfully, as a bitter and unfamiliar emotion gathered in the pit of his stomach. Something that felt like fear and anger all tangled into knots.
The Joker tilted his head side to side, studying the crayon drawing in his hand with an exaggerated, unnatural stillness. His grin stretched impossibly wide across his face, it was twisted upward so sharply it almost looked painful. Until that moment, Conner had believed that smiles were always good and frowns were always bad. It just made sense.
But the Joker’s smile wasn’t good at all.
It reminded him of the doctors in the lab, the ones whose faces tightened with annoyance when he didn’t obey fast enough. The ones who smiled only when they were about to hurt him.
This smile felt exactly like that.
(Or! Bruce does not choose his children. They choose HIM)
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23 May 2026
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Lex takes little Kon outside to jump in puddles
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23 May 2026
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Preventive rescue by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022)
22 Oct 2024
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" Darling, do you remember our wedding vows?" Selina asked him, walking into his study with her arms behind her back.
Bruce closed his eyes, and prayed to any higher being to give him the strength to face whatever Selina was now about to throw in his way.
He gave her a long, painful look, “What did you steal this time? Who should I call?”
“Your lawyers,” she replied, popping a kid, barely younger than Jason, from behind her, looking just as confused as he did. “We're about to adopt another one.”
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23 May 2026
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Mommy boy by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025)
18 Jul 2025
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Clark had looked at him with those puppy dog eyes, biting his lip, wringing his hands, saying, "I know I'm asking a lot…" sounding so, so guilty, and Bruce had given in.
Don't judge him, he was just a man, and his friend/date/boyfriend perhaps knew his weaknesses.
That's how he found himself in the kitchen at 3 PM, with an eight-year-old staring at him as he drank apple juice through a straw, and Jason sitting across the table trying to do his homework.
Keyword: trying.
The twelve-year-old was actually waiting for something to happen that would drive Bruce crazy, and his anticipation was rewarded.
"Are you my mother?" the boy suddenly asked, staring more intently at him with those ice-blue eyes.
Bruce froze completely, while Jason barely held back his laughter.
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- English
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23 May 2026
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Congratulations, it's a boy by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025)
11 Oct 2025
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Guy raised an eyebrow and turned to his friend, "So... you took the Krypton repopulation thing very seriously."
"What?" the smile disappeared from Superman's face, replaced by genuine confusion.
"Sure, Batman wouldn't have been my first choice, and god only knows how that happened, but I know enough alien species that can reproduce even among members of the same genus, so...congratulations, anyway. Are you already planning the next one or...?"
Superman opened his mouth to speak, then closed it again, his cheeks red in total mortification. Robin pulled his cloak, "Am I really going to have a little brother? Will I have him for Christmas?"
(If you don't want your coworkers to think you're having a relationship with your best friend/crush, don't bring his son to work with you. Especially when that son is a little shit who takes a lot from his father.)
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22 May 2026
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Stay away from my (not) mother! by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Superman (Movie 2025)
13 Nov 2025
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“How could you let that happen, Dickface? You're the firstborn, you should be taking care of this!” Red Hood screamed, his gun begging to be used. Oh, so it was one of those hallucinations.
He could work on it.
Dick shrugged. “I wasn’t even in Gotham when it happened. The prison break…”
“Screw the prison break, idiot. You let an alien alpha get close to Bruce! What the fuck!”
(Wherein despite everything, Bruce is still the omega who raised Jason, and doesn't tolerate strange aliens coming near his mother.)
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22 May 2026
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Who baby trap who? by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
18 Apr 2026
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“Bruce baby-trapped Clark.”
Dick turned to the figure on the couch: Jason was staring at the photographs on the wall with a strange look, not exactly angry, but as if he'd just had an epiphany that had previously been denied him. It was because of that expression that Dick chose not to grab his escrima sticks and electrocute him.
“What?” he asked, approaching the couch.
Jason gestured towards the photos, his gaze feverish”Yeah, he baby trapped him! With you!”
Dick really had no idea where that came from, and he really didn't want to know what was going through the mind of a painkiller addict.
He just said,” Now it's not what happened…also, it's not biologically possible.”
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22 May 2026
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A Daryl and Rick one-shot on the day they meet Jesus - except Rick is female! Rick and Daryl have been through so many trials together through this apocalypse which has forged an unbreakable friendship and deep trust. Both are unaware of the attraction the other feels for them, until the craziness of a certain day breaks down some barriers.
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21 May 2026
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“Does Dad want to cut the umbilical cord?” a nurse asked, and Tony looked abruptly so terrified that Pepper had to laugh again.
“Not the, uh--” he forwent answering and took the offered scissors to give them to Pepper. He reminded her, “You kicked ass.”
Pepper huffed, taking the scissors victoriously. “‘Course I did.”
She cut the cord.
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17 May 2026
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The Godfather and the Godson by deadletterdays
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types
24 Mar 2026
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(Title is subject to change.)
When Peter Parker sees the man who has become his dad wielding the Infinity Gauntlet alone, he thinks "Hell no!" and grabs his hand just as he snaps. And because the Infinity Stones listen to the wishes of those that wield them, neither Peter nor Tony dies. Instead, they wake up in an alleyway smelling things they shouldn't be able to, de-aged to thirteen and thirty-three respectively, and somehow pick up the title of the Godfather and the Godson as they maneuver this hostile city.
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16 May 2026
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(i don't want to) set the world on fire by mt_wandagore
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
23 Oct 2025
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After losing everything, Peter is quite content to keep his head to the ground and mind his own neighborhoodly business. That gets a little complicated when an entire universe comes knocking at his door.
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Villains have been appearing out of thin air, so now Johnny has to pretend to make nice with some other world's B-rate hero—one who won't even share his name, let alone show his face. But at least the view is nice...
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- Part 1 of here comes the sun
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- English
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- 8/8
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15 May 2026
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Laika, abandoned in space, barks. by Kelpish
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
13 May 2026
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Yao Li-Jie and Olesya Ilyukhina never die in the coma. It changes very little.
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- Part 1 of Laika the Space Dog
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- English
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- 1/1
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13 May 2026
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Молодая Справедливость by Shevedra
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Young Justice (Cartoon), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types
09 Feb 2026
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Помимо известных вам членов Юной Лиги в команде присутствует ещё один человек. Самый младший и самый неопытный член команды - Петра Паркер ака Девушка-Паук. В каком-то смысле это меняет все.
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In addition to the members of the Young Justice League that you already know, there is one more person on the team. The youngest and least experienced member of the team is Petra Parker, also known as Spider-Girl. In a way, this changes everything.
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08 May 2026