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    Bilbo is fine. He's lucky, really. He made it through the trials of the quest with his life and dwarf intact. There was nothing more to say.

    During a visit to The Shire, Bilbo participates in a cooking competition that reveals he might not be as unscathed by the terror of Thorin's gold sickness as he claims to be.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    WHO IS SPIDER-MAN?

    The screen showed Peter Parker, sixteen years old and determined to prove the identity of Spider-Man over the course of the three-part documentary he was making, unknowing that it would become viral within days of the first part being released. Behind the camera, way off screen, was Harley Keener, Tony Stark’s other prodigy child, grinning like crazy as Peter started the documentary. Only a few people knew what was to come, and those few people were about to have a great few weeks.

    “My name is Peter Parker, and with the help of my friends, Ned Leeds, Harley Keener, and my Aunt, May Parker, who provided me with a lot of red yarn for this project, we’re going to uncover the identity of Spider-Man.”

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    "what if peter just decided to fuck with everyone who didn’t know he was spider man and make a documentary about him trying to uncover the Truth."

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    02 Jun 2026

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    There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    “You’re telling me,” he swallowed, “that my body thinks I’m Peter’s dad?”
    “And it has prepared itself for parenthood in response, yes.”
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    After a simple brain scan, F.R.I.D.A.Y. reveals something that Tony already knew, but may not have been ready to accept. Luckily, Peter's always there to help him re-find his footing.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    The ring speaks to Bilbo. Bilbo, in turn, speaks to the ring.

    That isn't as serious as it could be.

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    “He is literally just a dwarf. Simply shove him off a cliff and be done with it."

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    16 Sep 2025