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  1. Public Bookmark 69

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    Down-and-out Crowley is a mess. And that would be fine if not for his mounting pile of bills.

    When he gets a call from a lawyer saying he has inherited a large sum of money and an old property in the sleepy village of Whickber, his luck seems to change.

    However, there’s a catch. If the cottage is destroyed, he can’t get the inheritance.

    Enter reluctant Parish Councillor Aziraphale Fell, who has been put in charge of the new Eden development set to crash through Apple Tree Cottage.

    The only way Crowley can save it: move there.

    As the battle over the cottage heats up, Crowley and Aziraphale are forced to question their loyalties and uncover the surprising truth that sometimes the key to the future lies in preserving the past.

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    06 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    After Aziraphale's defection, Crowley tries to figure out how to live life for himself.

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    14 Aug 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Crowley is heartbroken and his recovery involves moving to the South Downs, journaling and getting adopted by the wine club. Great characterization

  3. Public Bookmark 44

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    “Why am I an assistant bookseller?” Aziraphale peers over the desk where Crowley has been furiously scribbling. Crowley blinks, his fingers smudged with blue ink.

    “Maybe Anthony finds your lack of authority charming.”

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    What if they wrote their own stories?

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    26 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    A very cool take on the canon S3

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    A dramatic demon, a jealous supreme archangel, a scrivener-turned-bookseller angel, a witch with a PHd and a breadknife, a himbo Jesus, and a sentient car team up at a safe house in the South Downs to stop the world from ending (again). Covert communication, banter, romance, confessions, rebellions, theatrics, and shenanigans ensue.

    “So it’s not normal for friends to wonder about their friend’s tongue after watching them eat oysters?” Crowley asked.
    “I have never wondered about a friend’s tongue unless I wanted them to put it in me,” Anathema sighed.
    “In a just-as-friends way or-”
    “Agnes help me,” Anathema muttered like a curse. She pinched the bridge of her nose.
    Crowley looked at her expectedly.
    “He wants to fuck you,” Anathema finally said plainly.
    “Right. Yeah. But like- in a just-as-friends way or-”

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    17 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Crowley and Anathema are bad bitches. And Muriel is working on it

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Wrote this in literally two minutes. It utilizes 95% of the existing (muddled, meaningless MESS of) s3, but gives us an ending that’s actually satisfying and honors the story and the characters.

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    16 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Yup 2 minutes