Saladscream
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It's a lie.
Merlin isn’t a lightweight, dammit. It takes more than a couple of miserly pints of beer to send him rolling under the table, and anyone who dares to say anything to the contrary is a brazen liar and an unabashed twat.
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A manservant is allowed his fantasies.
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A coffee shop meet cute AU from two different perspectives but with one goal.
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It is his most precious memory, his most treasured belonging, so infinitely invaluable that he poured it into a crystal for safekeeping. Just that one blink of Arthur. Derisory but immortal at last. Safe from the passage of time. Safe from the vagaries of Merlin’s grief.
Merlin remembers that afternoon. He remembers it clearly, even as he unsheathes his sword.
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A whore is not someone you attempt to woo or charm. A whore is not someone you should strive to impress. A whore is someone whose opinion matters very little. Someone you rent for a bit of fun and release. You just put money on the table and they get to say yes or no – and for the record, they seldom say no. So a whore is no one to pine for. Which is just as well, because Arthur isn’t pining for anyone.
And certainly not anyone who’ll disappear off with any random knight for the right amount.
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Wolfbird by OpalApparition
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
27 Apr 2026
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Shane Hollander is hockey’s closeted golden boy with everything to hide. Ilya Rozanov is a professional Dom with everything to lose and an expired visa.
Through their arrangement at a discreet Montreal kink bar, where NDAs protect secrets and sessions are charged per hour, they discover the most dangerous thing isn’t being caught—it’s wanting more than those hours allow.
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07 Jun 2026
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The phrase ‘making peace’ only began to imply the level of difficulty involved. Arthur, Morgana and what lay between. (Merthur compliant. A very AU late season 4/early season 5 fic)
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05 May 2026
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Merlin never thought getting Arthur drunk on his stag night would be anything but hilariously embarrassing for Arthur. What he never expects is a drunken confession that makes him rethink the last ten years of his and Arthur's friendship, the amount of alcohol a person should be allowed to drink, and the wedding that's taking place in less than twenty-four hours.
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22 Mar 2026
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He wishes he didn’t know. Oh, fucking hell, how he wishes he didn’t know.
His life would be so much easier, so much more straight forward and less goddamn distracting if he didn’t know.
But no. Oh, no, he just had to ask the bloody smart-mouthed, rat-arsed peasant, to join him in the fucking baths.
And now Hans is being fucking haunted.
- In which Hans makes an unexpected discovery about Henry, and it throws him for a loop.-
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04 Mar 2026
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There Are No Gays in Football by Malu_3 (Grainne)
Fandoms: Merlin (TV), Arthurian Mythology
22 Apr 2013
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When a deeply-closeted Arthur Pendragon finally earns a spot in Camelot's first XI, he's dead set on breaking records, not one of sport's last taboos. But life, like football, is a funny old game, and sometimes the only way up is out. Especially once he realises he's arse over tit for the new physio.
A queer Arthurian tale of courage, love, and football.
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20 Feb 2026