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    Sequel to 'you and her loathing this cruel world'.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Malachi raised his Furby-mop-staff to the heavens — or at least the cracked drop ceiling — and bellowed, “We shall sacrifice these warriors to the Ghost King, and bask in his immortal favor!”

    “Been there, done that,” Red Hood muttered, voice muffled against the duct-taped ropes. “Lost my virginity... Please don’t call my ex-husband.”

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    Cult summoning crack from an outsider POV bc I love those.

    [Inspired by a tumbr post.]

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    16 May 2026

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    Gotham was where sanity went to die.

    Still, when Jordan clicked on the morning news and saw the headline “17-Year-Old Enters Gotham Mayoral Race”, he spat his coffee so hard it hit his cat.

    “What the hell—” he gasped, choking.

    The article didn’t help. In fact, it made things worse.

    > “Daniel Fenton, a seventeen-year-old reportedly from Amity Park, Illinois, has officially entered the Gotham mayoral race. When asked for comment, he replied: ‘I’m as surprised as you are, dude.’”

    Or,

    Lady Gotham bribed Danny to make him join the elections.

    [Inspired by a tumbr post.]

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    15 May 2026

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    The light hits first, wide golden and endless. It’s disorienting.

    Above him the sky feels enormous in its vastness. High clouds drift lazily within pale blue stretching in every direction.

    And then the booming voice of Claudius Templesmith rings across the arena, like a deity speaking to its patrons. “Ladies and Gentlemen, the 63rd Hunger Games have begun!”

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    16 May 2026

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    When he’s ten, Orion recognizes Slytherin’s locket in the drawing room, lost amongst other nicknacks and cursed items, knowing better than to touch it.

    He stares for a long while, wondering how he could’ve forgotten, before turning on his heel.

    He remembers the story. How can he not? But it’s fragmented and jumbled in his head, blurring with what he knows of this life and the details he does recall don’t concern him.

    There’s only so much one can remember about a book read a lifetime ago.

    Orion has no interest in getting involved.

    He’s got a life. A name. A duty to his family.

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    15 May 2026