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    “Lan-er-gegeee?” he sweetly singsonged.

    Lan Wangji, like he had been doing the entire afternoon, immediately looked at him upon being called. His eyebrows raised minimally as he took in Wei Wuxian’s appearance.

    “How about this? Am I still nice to look at, Er-Gege? Do I look cute?” Wei Wuxian asked, sugary and nasally, as he twirled the end of one pigtail around his finger and batted his eyelashes.

    The other didn’t miss a beat.

    “Mn. Very cute,” Lan Wangji confirmed, not seeming flustered at all.

    Wei Wuxian was starting to despair.

     

    (Or: Lan Wangji discovers a method to find out if a flirtatious guy is being serious or just playing and decides to test it on Wei Wuxian. The method? Flirting back.)

    This fic has a Russian translation!

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Wei Ying convinces Lan Zhan to give him a massage. It goes way better than he expected.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Lan Zhan has allowed Wei Ying to move in with him when he has nowhere else to go. But it does mean that they'll have to share one bed.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Ten years ago Wei Ying was forced to disappear from his own life, changing his name and hiding from everyone he loved. Then on his birthday he runs into Nie Huaisang, who invites himself to Wei Ying's birthday party.

    The clash of old and new lives freaks Wei Ying out, and he ends up drunkenly agreeing to call Lan Zhan to tell him that he was the love of his life.

    But now that Lan Zhan has contact details for Wei Ying, he won't let it go.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Lan WangJi presses a kiss into his throat, which draws a shivering whine from him. "Like this," he agrees, his voice so low. Then he slides one warm elegant hand down Wei WuXian's chest to his belly, and then to his — to his —

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    fan ending for acernor's fabulous masterpiece "coming back to yourself" because i'm a huge goofball and that fic fucks

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    05 Jun 2026