Maximoff_Wanda



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    A series of Whumpy fics written by me in 2025 during October following a prompt list :)

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    "Are you married?”

    Christopher coughed so hard he nearly dropped his phone.

    Buck choked on nothing.

    Eddie said, “No.”

    Theo turned to Buck. “Why?”

    Buck’s mouth opened.

    Eddie got there first. “Because you have to ask someone before you marry them.”

    Theo considered this.

    Then he looked at Buck. “Did you ask?”

    “No,” Buck said quickly.

    Theo looked at Eddie. “Did you ask?”

    “No.”

    “Why?”

    Christopher whispered, “Great question.”

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    06 Jun 2026

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    "What do you want?" Ilya asks.

    "A hockey game."

    Ilya blinks, "...what?"

    The man folds his hands, "I need you unavailable for a hockey game."

    The realization arrives slowly and then all at once. "You kidnapped an NHL player because of gambling?"

    "You say that like it's unreasonable."

    "It is unreasonable."

    The man shrugs. "Not with the amount of money involved."
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    Ilya is kidnapped after the All-Stars game to rig a bet in the hopes of making the Bears lose without him, and Ilya has to try his hardest to survive. Meanwhile, back in Florida, Shane is giving one too many fucks about the man that definitely is not his boyfriend and is having a hard time hiding his stress from the people around him.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Hayden just wanted to surprise Shane with a guy’s night in. Shane had been flat lately, and he and JJ thought it would be nice to distract him with friendship.
    How they ended up stuck in a fucking closet watching Shane get dicked down harder than anyone in the history of the world has ever been dicked down, Hayden would never quite understand.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    "I am even better now that I have a beautiful man here to take care of me.” He cocks his head to the side after a beat. “Oh. Hey. Are you single?"

    Shane laughs. "No, I'm married."

    Ilya's face falls immediately, and to Shane's horror, he starts crying.

    "Whoa, hey, what's wrong?"

    "Is not fair! I finally meet the most beautiful person I have ever seen and he is taken! I completely miss opportunity to-- hey, why are you laughing at me?"

    "Ilya. I'm married to you."

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    Ilya gets high on painkillers and is very in awe of his super hot husband that he apparently has.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Ilya’s head hurts, his throat is dry as ash, but this man is HOT. Somewhere, a beeping noise accelerates, but Ilya only has eyes for this man.
     
    Or! Shane’s husband hits on him, then cries when Shane tells him he’s married.

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    03 Jun 2026