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    Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    02 Jun 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    It's Not Gay If It's Just Practicality by

    Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)  

    13 Apr 2026

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    Sanji swears it's not gay.
    It's just practicality — limited options at sea, high libido, and Zoro is the safest choice.
    Strict rules keep it clinical: no kissing, clothes stay on above the waist, no feelings, and the crew can never know.

    Except Zoro keeps breaking every rule.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Keep Calm and Carry On by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    27 May 2026

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    At 12:21 AM, a hotel elevator experiences a malfunction between floors. Inside: two passengers. Little does the elevator know these two passengers have a very publicly documented heated rivalry.

    Elevators are not trained for what inevitably comes to pass.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Is this thing on? by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    04 Apr 2026

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    “They need to return to a conference based system,” Svetlana said, slamming her hand against the table. “It was fucking fine the way it was, why are we handing out participation trophies to shitty divisions?”

    Ilya raised his eyebrows from where he hovered in the kitchen, cracking open another Red Bull.

    “This is fun,” he said, deadpanned. “You guys should start a podcast or something. I would not listen, you are both terribly boring.”

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    Or, after an injury on the ice forces Shane into an early retirement, he and Svetlana start a podcast.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    The Unexpected Boons of Impromptu Dog-sitting by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    01 Jun 2026

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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    02 Jun 2026